>be me >be qt girl >be taking the biggest slimiest stinkiest

>>38926647
This is why I don't use public restrooms. They're scary and gross.

just walk out proudly and you'll be fine

>>38926647
I don't use public restrooms.

>>38926647
>be me
>20 minutes ago
>go into bathroom knowing it's diarrhea time
>squeeze out litre of diarrhea
>wipe butt and leave
>go back in 20 minute slater
>another litre of diarrhea.
>have to sit with feet on the toilet bowl to accomplish this bowel movement.
>finish
>wipe ass, smells like shit so I turn on ceiling fan
>leave room

>>38926647
You're disgusting and something's wrong with you. You're probably a tranny. Girls don't make smelly poops like that.

be my shitty gf?

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>>38926647

She was staring at you because you're a disgusting tranny, you nasty fucking freak. Use the men's bathroom to shit out semen next time you dirty shit dick faggot.

Better yet, die of AIDS or kill yourself like the rest of your kind loves to do.

>>38927028
Detected ugly roastie who wishes she could shit everyday but probably gets constaipated and has to poo out blood.

>>38926647
You're not a girl stop role playing. Pretty women only poop bubble gum

>>38926807
kek
is tru

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>>38926647
>tfw no qt grill to take smelly slimy shots on my chest as I watch her sphincter give birth to a beautiful turd while inhaling it's scent

Why even live?

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>>38927310
Absolutely false. Grew up with a very attractive older sister and since we were really close she would always make jokes about her bowel movements.
>at my apartment
>in my bathroom for a good 10 minutes
>comes out
>says "anon I just took the most massive shit in there"
>starts laughing and walks away
>go in there
>after poop smell and more than half of my brand new toilet paper roll is gone
She would poop like two to three times a day, take like 10-15 minutes each time, and use an entire roll of toilet paper in two days. Was incredibly annoying to have my toilet paper get used up so quickly as I could usually make a single roll last two weeks, as well as having someone use the bathroom for so fucking long.