>Dad comes into my room >Asks if I'm looking for jobs

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>mom ask me if I want to go out and have dinner with her
>I say sure, see ask where
>say mcdonalds, she yells and me then leaves

LMAO normies amirite? NEET LIFE

>>38926283
fuck im tired and didn't type this correctly lmao

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>Mom went to my room to get my dirty clothes to wash today
>she found my jizz storage water bottle
>she smells it and is repulsed and delighted by it
>I say "oh, it's goat milk curds for cream cheese for cheese cake"
>she takes it to the kitchen
>adds powdered sugar, mixes it and slathers it on top a carrot cake muffin
>takes a huge bite
>she can't stop praising the unique, tangy taste she'd never tasted before
>she wants to know what species of goat was it
What a fucking Normie Roastie, always wit dat same ho taste buds tho.
NEET LIFE, NEET PASSION

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>Boss wants me to take out the garbage
>Dab on that hater
>Fired on the spot
Normies can't handle me

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>wake up at 3pm like usual
>piss in bottle
>yell at mom to start making me tendies cause I'm up
>anon I think we need to talk
>dab on that hater
>slam the door
Why are normies so dumb?

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>go to work
>go to bathroom hoping no one notices
>manager sees me
>"anon youre in the bathroom at least half a hour per shift. Youre wasting company time and money"
>dab on that hater
>leave work crying cause manager fired me for no reason
I don't understand normies

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>work at grocery store
>manager comes in the back and yells at me for opening chips and eating them behind the gatorade stacks
>toss a dab at that hater
>get fired
>still finished my chips

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>walk past a Muslim on my way to church
>he asks me to go to the mosque with him
>hit a sick af dab on that terrorist
>he explodes
>still gave my tithe

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>stumbling through the street high as fuck
>really old guy tells me i should sleep it off
>"you should sleep off the rest of your life pal"
>dab on that hater
>he called the cops and had me arrested for public intoxication.

Haters gonna hate. They had to lock me up to keep my swag on check but its futile I HAVE NO LIMITS

>>38926225
The NEET life sucks. It's far worse than working.
Though admittedly it's not as bad as looking for work.

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>walking down the street
>see a 9/10 qt
>tell her that she looks nice and ask her on a date
>she calls me a creep and then tells me to fuck off
>dab on that hater
>she calls the cops
>get arrested

This thread is aids. Unironically kill yourself.

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>faggot posts in my thread
>tells me to kill myself
>filter his post
>dab on that hater
>he tucks his tail like a bitch

>>38928068

*dabs on you*

>Call for pizza delivery
>tell them I'll pay in cash
>take pizza and close door before he has time to react
>dab while eating my free pizza
>cops come arrest me for theft