Oh shit /r9k/, suddenly you're the leader of your very own

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>>38926222
I'd call it "The Cult of Numen"

Every woman would have to keep themselves pure and only have sex with me, their living God, and a select few men of top-tier genetics called breeders. The woman would be required to have 10+ children each who will be indoctrinated into believing that there way of living and being a part of the cult will save them from hell. The men would have to work and hand over 100% of what they earn to the cult.

>>38926222
everyone would have to kill and eat their kids

>>38926222
I don't have the charisma to be a cult leader.

is it a very nice cult?

I'd personally profess a mixture of Buddhist values, National Socialism and Christian theology and try to rid society of degeneracy and stupidity through pressuring my political views onto society. All whilst painting myself as a messianic figure that judges life and death.

I think I'd call it whatever Sanskrit for "The Path" is.

>>38926473
10/10 cult fucking kekd

>>38926503
It's whatever kind of cult you want it to be

>>38926526

is 4chan a cult

>>38926222
My cults goal is to make anime real. I target young and vulnerable weeaboos and basically enslave them with psychedelic drugs into drawing frames for my slice of life anime all day.

Once my anime is getting popularity I recruit more and more cult members from the animes fanclub and building a small harem for myself. Meanwhile the beta males and ugly chicks will carry out sarine gass attacks all over Tokyo until the government gives into my demands of making anime real and issuing every male over the age of 14 his own personal waifu.

>>38926624
Mr. Asahara, is that you?

>>38926670
It is indeed I my child. You know what you have to do.

Put tantra Vajrayana into practice in accordance with the doctrines of Mahamudra

>>38926222
just a big inbred fuckfest

>>38926222
We'd be well-known publicly as generally pretty good people. Members of my cult would constantly be beautifying public spaces, volunteering, and generally acting as good samaritans.
But ~
I would orchestrate Mansons-esque murders and have wild orgies. Maybe go around with lots of diluted LSD in a spray bottle and have my members spritz passerbyers. All of this would be as secretive as possible, to confuse the public.

We'd also watch a lot of The Simpsons, and leave little bits of Lawrence Ferlinghetti poetry everywhere.

I'd take polytheism to the extreme. I'd arbitrarily invent gods to lord over each type of item or phenomenon that exists, existed or will exist, natural or "man-made". For example- God of toasters, god of garden hoses, god of coconuts, god of maggots, god of semen etc... from the largest concepts down to the Plank length. These gods would have absolute direct control of their respective subjects. To use an object, the user must complete a tribute or action to appease the god of said object. ex: Pressing down on the tab of a toaster satisfies that God's ritual requirements and allows the use of the toaster by the person. Cult members gather in person, thought, or video chat for one hour per month to reflect on the prayers, rituals, and rites they performed that month and will perform the next month. The "gathering" is really nothing more than a way to say thanks for the things they have available to them and their influence in the world. Think of the thanks we give on Thanksgiving, but once per month minus relatives, copious amounts of food and awkward conversation.

>>38926945
now just what in the world have you meant by this anon

>>38926222
I don't want a cult, I want an army. Cults are fucking gay.

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>>38926222
It'd be like medieval Catholicism except replacing the concept of the holy trinity and the bible with a more general worship of "the light of virtue and justice," along with a more generic text. So basically just a video game or fantasy religion.

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I'd live out my fantasy of being Charles Manson.