You have been gifted three (3) cosmic good boy points by the transcendental Pepe of omnipotence. You can spend them on any combination of the following:
+1 inch of dick
+1 inch of height
+10 IQ points
-10 lbs of fat
+10 lbs of muscle
+1 year of unconditinal happiness
1 night of consensual sex with anyone you want
Spend them wisely anon.
>+30 IQ points
ez choice
>>38920758
Basically this in an original way
>>38920758
>tfw not in the 0.001%
Depends on if you have to work to keep the muscle you get. If you don't, then I'll take 20 lbs of muscle and 10 IQ. Otherwise, 30 IQ points sounds like the best.
Also, I'd change +1 inch of height to +3 inches of height. I mean, who'd give up something like a full year of happiness to go from 5'7" to 5'8"?
+1 Inch of dick
+10 lbs of muscle
+10 IQ points
If I could spend points on face I'd probably do that instead
+3 years of uncondition happiness
lol @ anyone who thinks being taller, having a bigger dick, higher IQ or more muscle will make them happy
Life is short
>>38920708
+30 iq please
>>38920708
I would sacrifice my 71 inches of height, and combine them with my 3 good boy points to gain
730 IQ points, and become an everknowing floating dick
2 inches to dick
1 year of happiness
Would adding an inch onto my dick also restore my foreskin?
>>38920758
>get more IQ
>have goals that are even more ambitious than before
>continue to piss away time posting frogs
>>38920952
>become a bum for three years
>doesn't matter, happy
>happiness ends
>end up wallowing in depression and poverty for the rest of your life
>>38920952
Fuck anyone who projects
+30 iq, intelligence brings money, women and strength.
+ 10 lbs of muscle
+ 20 IQ
>>38920708
>-30 lbs of fat
>only weigh 115 to begin with
This would kill me, right?
>>38920708
One on height and the other two on dick length
>>38920708
>Im 5'8 and 6.5' dick gine with that
>109 iq
>210 pound (obese)
I would get 2 IQ and 1 year of happiness, if i was happy i could fix my weight problem easy and i dont care about my height
>>38920708
These dubs give me three more points, so I'll take +60 IQ points.
>>38920758
Anon knows.
>be 170 IQ
>literally smarter than Einstein
>develop dick growth technology
>develop post-puberty height growth technology
>develop happiness drug
>become a rich mega chad and have as much consensual sex with anyone I want
>>38920708
Can I take -1 inch of height?
If so:
-1 inch of height
+10 lbs of fat
+10 lbs of muscle
if not
+10 lbs of fat
+10 lbs of muscle
1 night of consexual sex with anyone
-30 pounds
dick will look bigger, ill look taller an better. 6'3@180pounds, 21% bf atm
>>38920708
+20 IQ points
+1 year of unconditional happiness
Though I bet the happiness is spread out in tiny bits across my lifetime right. More IQ would be good so I can make up my mind on a career direction and make more money and move out again, but there's no guarantee of happiness.
>>38921005
kek
>>38920708
+ 2 inches of dick
+ 10 iq
>>38920758
This, My Life Sucks ASS, it would cost a fortune in plastic surgery to make me attractive.
But i am halfway between dumb ass and genius. if i got +30 IQ id hit genius level and could get a life time 6 figure job. Instead i got shit.
>>38920708
+1 inch of dick
+2 inch of height
fat and muscle can be done by will. happiness can be fixed. I am smart enough so whatever. Being taller and bigger dick makes me a Chad.
30IQ, im tired about being a brainlet.
>>38920708
Definitely +30 IQ. It's the only thing that I can't increase through natural means.
Thank you omnipotent pepe