why wont you robots join army >get fit >get comrades >get

>>38918282
why do you type like a russian mafia boss?

>risking my life for a country i dont even particularly like
and why the hell would i do that?
>get fit
i do that at the gym but better
>get comrades
who i dont relate to in any way because they all think my hobbies are gay
>get to shoot shit
my penis isnt small enough for me to need compensation like that

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>be me
>21, joins army pass all the tests, medical and academic tests.
>get to badic combat training.
>realize hoe much i hate this damn country and wonder why i join.
>wake up next day and decide to talk to a drill sgt.
>he basically tells me to get out of his face and fuck off.
>wake up the NEXT day and not go to morning formation.
>lie and say i have diarreah in the latrine.
>wont come out of stall.
>get ice cold water poured on me.
>get an article 15 - company grade for something i never said.
>have to lie about being super depressed since joining.
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>realize i only joined because of benefits and that i dont really need them.

>>38918282
>born with severe hearing loss
I would if I could...

>>38918337
i dont see connection between penis and guns. i have been into weapons ever since i remember and dont see how getting a hit on a target click away is any different then setting a new best bench or winning a lotto

Robots are non-violent libertarians.

>>38918435
RIP my grammer.

>>38918435
>>have to lie about being super depressed since joining.
Bullshit, that wasn't a lie.

>>38918282
Can't swim, and I'm too afraid of deep water to learn

>>38918282
I want to join the army, but they won't let me in

>>38918282
>why wont you robots join army
Because I passed my A-levels

>>38918282
I've been to the army. It's not great. Also afterward people will just be a robot with ptsd.

>don't want to get shot
>don't want to shoot the good guys

>>38918637

>le "everyone in the military is a doorkicking operator warfighter sheepdawg, just like call of duty" meme

>>38918665
There is no branch of the military where you get to shitpost on 4 chan all day.

>>38918435
RIP my grammer.

>>38918586
It indeed was. Made up a fake story about being touched as a kiddo. Worked like a charm.

>>38918741
I'm saying you WERE, actually factually, depressed.

>>38918282
you can die for israel!

>>38918282
Better question is why did the M1 Abrams, a state-of-the-art main battle tank, perform so horribly in Syria?

>>38919278
bad crew

>>38918531
When people say that what they generally mean is they're too pussy to join.