/britfeel/

Fuck, forgot to buy ginger.

first for DOM DIDDY DOM DIDDY DWEE DWEE DOH DIDDY DOMMM

>>38912060
>gets soggy, etc.

This is why I use 2 bowls. 1 for cereal, 1 for milk, and just dunk it.

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How manly is britfeel?

>>38912073
Got like 80% feminine last time I tried it.

Not even a tranny or owt. Stupid test

>>38912073

Oh dearie, dearie me lad

>>38912073
Post the link lad to that there site laddy.

what do you have for brekkie lads?
i want something warm, but without the time/effort...

>>38912115

www.tragicallyinsecureanon.co.uk

>>38912127

One of those "instant" porridge things is probably your best bet then.

>>38912131
Yo I have 3 more hours to kill at work. I'll do whatever I can to pass this shit.

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Afternoon britfeel!
How do you all feel?
Good I hope.
Any plans for the week lined up?
I might try and see some friends this weekend which could be good for me.
Post waifus

>>38912139

Drinking heavily.

>>38912073
>there are inherently masculine and feminine traits assigned to each gender

Maybe everyone is just different, perhaps your culture and upbringing controls which traits you'll have, perhaps gender is meaningless to which type of person you are. Really makes you think huh?

>>38912115
http://www.celebritytypes.com/gender/test.php
lots of time wasters on there

>>38912127
have you tried scrambled eggs on toast? all you have to do it stir some eggs in a saucepan for about 3 minutes. or if you're a heathen you could do it in the microwave for less washing up.

god there's so much stuff you can buy for a quid if you really look

think I'm gonna go for some fig rolls and fruit shortcake

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>>38912073
Uh oh, I didn't think I was that bad.

>>38912154
avocado on bagel or toast is another easy healthy meal

>>38912145
Thats one way to go about it anon.
Don't drink too much or you might regret it lad

>>38912150
So what did you score on the test lad

>>38912127
Porrige with a scoop of protein powder

>>38912209
I never took it, you may as well take a "which Disney character are you test" it'll probably be more accurate.

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>>38912073
I got Casually Masculine.
Masc: 78%
Fem: 58%

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>>38912073
Ah fucking original comment

>>38912225
And just like those "disney" tests, you will inevitably choose the answer that you think will give you the result you want, not what you actually think.

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>>38912127

Scones with gooseberry jam.

>>38912235
I wouldn't know as I've never taken them. Bet you get the "quiet reserved genius" all the time eh?

>>38912225
>>38912235
Don't you want to know what type of princess you are?

>>38912260
I don't do them. They're for plebs

Maybe cut down on the projection there, lad. You're a bit transparent

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posting random stuff because im bored again

>>38912276
>projects at me >>38912209
>gets mad when I project back

Perhaps I was wrong, you're more likely to get the "village idiot" in these types of tests.

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>>38912073
D-don't quite know what to make of this...
I like the idea of being 'casually' masculine though

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>>38912073
75% feminine
11% masculine

Felt like a lot of the questions were re-worded versions of each other desu

>>38912139
As usual I do not have plans for this week or the future in general! H-haha

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Anyone find grils smoking hot?

I got Undifferentiated-Androgynous.

>>38912301
>britfeel is 1 person

Award for biggest mong of the day award goes to!

*drumroll*

It's you by the way, in case you didn't quite get it.

>>38912150
It's just matching your profile up with society's 'artificial' profile of masculinity and femininity, nowhere did it imply those traits were inherently masculine or feminine. You didn't actually think about this, as soon as you saw the word 'gender' you were ready to pounce

>>38912309
Not if they look like that whore, no

>>38912309
i immediately hated her

>>38912314
sorry lad, but it's you now, for that cringey post with a nice helping of r e d d i t spacing

>>38912324

Look son, a virgin!

>>38912329
>complaining about reddit

We got a live one here! Careful, he might use the word normie unironically next!

>>38912309
but shes vaping lad?
and no, because my dad smokes and his breath stinks from it

>>38912324
>>38912327
That's the last time I post my sister

>>38912314
Glad I could take the title from you just for one day, it's a terrible burden to bear for 365 days a year so I thought I'd do my bit.

>>38912332
I mean yeah, but that woman is a walking red flag. Or lying I guess

>>38912329
>cringe

You can always tell when it's the school holidays

>>38912341
well you are a fucking nigger normie so maybe you should go back to r e d d i t
normies like you need to be shot, people that don't even use the catalog types.

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>>38912073
cool, i like this score.

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>>38912349
>literally "i know you are, but what am I"

>>38912344
good
damn robot

>>38912356
>*sigh*
>*i put on my wizard cloak and hat*

>>38912308
I usually don't either to a degree, I just maybe outline a general goal and try to work towards it haha.
So don't worry about it :)
I think you mentioned going to the GP today
How did it go?

>>38912366
You one of them androgynous asexual non-binaries lad?

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>>38912073
>tfw am extremely shy and submissive but also very ambitious and competitive

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just wanted a bit of light bantz
thread gets very uncomfy quick when masculinity is the topic :/

>>38912308
Get back to work James!

>>38912309
Nah I find girls lukewarm

No one actually cares about your results. You might as well just save it to mspaint and delete it afterwards.

>>38912392
not really lad but im apparently Undifferentiated-Androgynous according to this test. i bet i would get a different score altogether if i was in a different mood.

>>38912315
>answer the questions about your personality
>answers assign your masculinity percent
>"nowhere did it imply those traits were inherently masculine or feminine"

So how does it assign a masculine percentage if the test doesn't see certain traits as masculine or feminine. Also society hasn't had a masculine or feminine profile for about the last 20 years, unless you live in a backwards shithole like the north. You didn't actually think about this, as soon as you saw something you didn't like you were ready to sperg.

>>38912400
women are competitive though. dont know why its a masculine trait because its really not. look how competitive women are with each other when it comes to beauty

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>just went to the tesco local for some cigarettes
>picked up some lunch while I was there
>both self service machines are down so I have to interact with a human
>guy behind the till is quite obviously gay
>fumble around with my change
>give him the wrong change
>"s-sorry"
>give him the correct change
>as I'm walking away he says "don't forget about that"
>points at a bit of paper on the till
>I just grab it thinking it was just some promotional flyer shit that they hand out to everyone making a purchase
>powerwalk out of the shop
>I have a look at what it is
>it's a 3 quid scratchcard

Not sure how that even happened, the last person in the shop must have bought it and not put it in their bag, poor cunts, I'd be gutted.

It's either that or the fuccboi wants my dick.

>>38912365

Mollusc flag flying high, eh lad? Careful it's getting windy.

>>38912447
bet you think those virgin v chad memes are real as well

>>38912468

Don't go making bets you can't cover, there's a good boy.

>>38912442
My idea of flirting is definitely giving people 3 quid scratchcards, so he definitely wants to tongue your fartbox

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>>38912426
>So how does it assign a masculine percentage if the test doesn't see certain traits as masculine or feminine.
It is seeing traits as masculine or feminine. The test is simply going by the traditional and stereotypical profile of masculinity and femininity. What it is not doing is claiming those traits are inherently masculine or feminine. The test is effectively asking 'How much do you match up to the stereotypical profiles of masculinity and femininity?'. If the test was seeking to find out 'How much do you act like a boy or a girl?' then you would be correct.

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>>38912447
>>38912468
>>38912365
>>38912341
>>38912341
>>38912329
>>38912356
how many people are shit stirring in these comments?

>>38912480
>he starts his argument with 'Maybe everyone is just different,'
>then he unironically uses an arbitrary group definition

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>>38912487
You're absolutely right, I knew it.

fuck it im buying booz i dont care if it's monday see you gays in about 15 minities

>>38912491
Holy shit I own that same jacket.

maybe all beings be blessed with wisdom and compassion

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me_irl
anyone /stupid here in /britfeel? Btw if you haven't checked out /r/me_irl definitely do (no normies allowed though) we share memes about depression which I self diagnosed myself with when I was 12, ever since I've been socially awkward :3

>>38912519
>>he starts his argument with 'Maybe everyone is just different,'

No. He didn't.

I'm meeting up with a milf in an hour, she wants me for the whole night.

I'm nervous, any advice?

>>38912390
It went pretty well. Been referred to specialists for tranny stuff and personality disorders. I expect to be on the waiting list for a while. But it's put me in a great mood and I cannot stop smiling!

>>38912442
Did you win anything lad? Either way I wouldn't complain about free stuff haha

>>38912570
Give us some damn details. Greentext that shit

>>38912570

Enjoy lad.

Sounds like a grand Monday.

>>38912574
may you tilde be blessed with wisdom and compassion for all time. God bless

Sky man is here and I can't relax. I didn't offer him a cup of tea because I have no milk, now I feel like a bad man.

>>38912558
>me_irl
Jesus Christ, that subreddit is full of cringe. It's 14 year olds who think they're funny.

>>38912577
Literally just met her in a chat room two hours ago, we found out we live 20 minutes away from each other and she wants to fuck me

>>38912580
I will, I've never done this before

>>38912574
Won 3 quid, had I paid for it I would have broken even.

Got some money from a fuccboi, I guess that means I belong to him now, he has bought me.

>>38912593
Hope you're not being catfished lad

>>38912574
Pleased to hear you're happy, have a lovely day sweetie

>>38912593
Be careful, friend. I hope it works out for you, but it sounds too good to be true.

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>>38912586
no it's not it's just comedy that you don't get because you're too mainstream

>>38912557
Yeah but maybe not you know

>>38912593
Ask for identifiable pics, with a specific pose or something. You don't want to go there and find some nigger holding you at gunpoint

>>38912585
you will get through this lad. believe in yourself and keep reminding yourself that everything is going to be ok

>>38912604
He should get a timestamped pic

>just paid deposit on new flat
>notice exhaust on car is hanging lower than it should
>look underneath and see rear hanger is in pieces
Fuck me lads, hope this is a cheap fix and doesn't bankrupt me

>>38912491
The gender "roles", as we know them, were coined before or at the turn of the millennium so they're barely relevant today. What's seen as masculine and feminine has changed greatly as women have been given more opportunities than what they previously had available. You're basically finding out how masculine or feminine you would appear before the mid 90's which is a useless metric.

>>38912604
>>38912618
I spoke with her over the phone, you'd have to be pretty creative to catfish like that.

>>38912626
I'm meeting her in a public place, she's picking me up in her car outside a coop. I'll be fine.

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>>38912574
That's great :) I wish you the best in that endeavour lass and hope it makes you happy/better which ever way you wish to perceive it.. or both ',:^)
>>38912600
You took the Kings silver
Or would it be appropriate to say the Queens?

>>38912574
Lucky, my gp told me personality disorders don't exist and wouldn't refer me to anyone

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>>38912644
>she's picking me up in her car
what does (((she))) look like?

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>look in mirror
>'hey I look really cute'
>fleetingly consider whether I should transition
>remember I'm 6'1''
fucking w h y, curse my superior genetics

>>38912670
why do you need to transition, what desire does being a female fulfill?

>>38912593
If this is a bullshit story I'm going to punch you in the throat

>>38912670
>fleetingly consider whether I should transition

Prison trans lad. Guarantee that would go away if you got a nice gf/bf

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>>38912633
You really think it's changed considerably? I think if you asked people 'describe what a man/woman is stereotypically like' you would get very consistent answers. Although the opportunities and acceptable behaviours for the sexes has changed, I don't think the stereotypical gender profile has caught up yet

>>38912667
If she was catfishing, she would have lowered her age and picked a hotter woman's pictures.

>>38912690
It's not, I honestly can't believe it's happening

>>38912704
>If she was catfishing, she would have lowered her age and picked a hotter woman's pictures.
that's what "she" wants you to think

>>38912704
Show us pics pls lad

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>>38912584
T-thanks anon, you too!

>>38912615
Thanks lad. I do hope you have a fantastic day too!

>>38912646
Hopefully both and thank you~

>>38912666
Really? Which do you suspect you have lad? I would make another appointment and request to see a different doctor. They're a recognised illness so they really should not say that sort of thing. You could probably report them

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>>38912036
I've arranged a date on okcupid with a qt, but i used a Chad profile. Do you think she'll notice that i look different to the pics i sent?

>>38912687
Don't know lad, but I act quite 'feminine' and seem to keep finding myself wishing I was a girl. I know that's a silly reason because I'm just going off of what the stereotype of a girl is, but the desire remains nonetheless

>>38912692
Prison trans haha, tell me more about it. What causes someone to start thinking they might be trans?

>>38912738
So if it isn't her

>she's parked out in the open, witnesses everywhere
>I look in her car, see it isn't her
>I walk away

>>38912752
>Do you think she'll notice that i look different to the pics i sent?
come on now

>>38912754
>What causes someone to start thinking they might be trans?
Memes

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>>38912747
Fuck off daft cunt.

>>38912754
>What causes someone to start thinking they might be trans?
"omg look at these cute grils I wish I were a cute gril life would be cute and easy"

>>38912762
We're both white and have brown hair. Also, she has glasses which means her eyesight is bad.

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>>38912747
Solve your chinese knockoff cube

>>38912777
But she has glasses which means her eyesight will be working well.

>>38912777
>Also, she has glasses which means her eyesight is bad
Kek you are fucking at it aren't you

>>38912747
can you do a long blog of the appointment? your blog is my favourite thing.

>>38912754
>What causes someone to start thinking they might be trans?

Failure to achieve stereotypical masculine characteristics. Dislike of stereotypical masculine gender roles. Wanting to be lusted after and desired. Realising women have it easier socially and wanting that same privilege. Looking at women and being envious of how attractive they are

>>38912776
This, tbqh.

>>38912777
>she has glasses which means her eyesight is bad.
right but not when she's wearing them

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>anon meets milf in chat room
>milf wants to meet and fuck
>choose a public place
>going to get picked up in a car
>gives him a lethal injection in the name of my husband instead

>>38912747
Suspect I might be borderline
I don't want to report him because he has very good advice a lot but I think I will ask for an appointment with someone else

>>38912777
>>38912777
>white with brown hair
Yeah I can't tell the difference between Danny Devito and Brad Pitt either.

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>>38912771
Now now we all hate tripfags but don't be mean

>>38912754
Being shy, passive and beta which is unattractive in a man, so you want to be a woman because it's normal

>>38912799
Stop you're making me even more nervous :((((

>>38912803
>Danny Devito and Brad Pitt
They look really different. The Chad kinda looks like me, and she won't see me without my top on until it's too late ;)

>>38912703
I highly disagree. I think the line between genders has pretty much disappeared, I'm in my mid 20's and grew up in a working class shithole so gender roles were very common in my friends' families when I was growing up. I admit a good amount of the kids that grew up there still assume gender roles exist which like it or not makes them bigoted. It wasn't till I moved to a more affluent area and met lower middle class people till I realised that traditional gender roles had pretty much disappeared. The schools are definitely helping eradicate them, I made a women in the kitchen joke to my 10 year old cousin, who lives in the biggest shithole in my city, and he said "boys can cook to", it was pretty cute.

Just out of curiosity if you do work or have ever had a job, what was the average age of the female employees?

Was gonna have a nap but everyone's ridiculous love life is keeping me hooked

>>38912842
Can we get a pic of this chad? Edit or crop or whatever you need to do.

>>38912842
>too late
Do you think that once you're naked you HAVE to have sex? She can still say no you dingus.

>>38912844
Not him but just chiming in to say you're talking a lot of bloody shite.

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>>38912862
He's a model so there are lots of pics, but here's one.

>>38912866
>She can still say no you dingus.
I know i know, but I'll have charmed her so she'll want me

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>>38912036
surprise surprise 96

>>38912897
>LARPing confirmed
ffs you could have tried harder to make it believable.

>>38912629
google how to fix it yourself somtimes it is surprisingly easy

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>>38912629
Cant help m8 just wanted to post this meme

>>38912779
I'm reading the guide now xi laoshi but the videos won't play on my dianhua

>>38912795
I-I mean I can but I didn't think it was that interesting

>>38912800
Ah same lad. Definitely give it another go though and report back to us!

>>38912931
you can tell the guy in that pic gets pussy every Saturday night

>>38912895
Just out of curiosity, have you ever had a relationship with a woman outside of your family? What evidence do you have of gender roles still being prevalent?

thinking of doing a replay marathon of spec ops the line

>>38912629
Fixing anything on the drive train is going to cost you big bucks.

>>38912951
British summertime is the peak times of britfeel

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>>38912139
Started the 5 3 5 3 5 week of Couch to 5k today and I feel pretty great. I had a pretty good podcast on while running, too. It was Revising the Fault Line if anyone's interested.
I'm looking after a doggo for a week as of tomorrow so I have that to look forward to.

>out walking my dog
>this guy is walking two really big dogs off leash
>one runs across the road towards mine barking
>he calls it back and eventually it goes to him
>say "you never heard of a leash, naw?"
>"you trying to be fucking funny? i'll wrap a leash around your neck"
>"standing right here you baldy prick"
>"im gonna get one of my boys on you mate"
>"fucking send it wee man"

just your average afternoon on a council estate
cant wait to get jumped and stabbed desu

>>38913006
desu you started that

>that anon who argues points he doesnt agree with just to show off his 'writing skills' and be an arsehole

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>>38912844
What you say is true, the line between gender *roles* has definitely been blurred in modern times. Regardless, the *stereotype* of what the gender roles are still remains quite entrenched, and that is what the test was profiling you against. The test is therefore not flawed in what it aims to achieve (how much you match the stereotype), it's just that what it measures is not a very useful metric in modern times where gender roles are now more complicated than stereotypes.

>which like it or not makes them bigoted
Do you ever just stop and think 'man, I sound like those SJW memes. I should probably reword my sentence whilst preserving the meaning so people don't immediately disregard what I'm saying'

Now that I'm worried about catfishing, how's this for a plan

>wait for her to arrive
>call her and ask her to stand outside the coop by herself
>I'm out of site
>If she does, fine
>If the car speeds off, I avoid buttrape

>>38913020
>guy cant control his dog properly
>make a sarcastic comment
>he threatens to kill me

yeah m8 all my fault

>>38912844
>I made a women in the kitchen joke to my 10 year old cousin, who lives in the biggest shithole in my city, and he said "boys can cook to", it was pretty cute
take it to tumblr faggot

>>38913043
you made the first aggressive move so yes it is

>>38913040
What time are you meeting? Wanna be here for the greentext

>>38913040
That sounds like you're being a bit stalkerish. Don't do that

Just stay in an open location, and when she pulls up see if it's actually her.

>>38913006
>>"im gonna get one of my boys on you mate"
>>"fucking send it wee man"

>not saying his a beta cuck for getting someone else to fight his battles for him

>>38913063
if you called anyone a beta cuck in real life they wouldnt understand what you were saying

>>38913051
id call a large dog bolting at you barking an aggressive move
and even if you dont cause "hurr it wasnt his fault he couldnt control his dog" then there are ways to reply to what i said without escalating it into a fight

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>>38913027
>that anon who gets insecure about his lack of writing skills when other anons debate without swearing or shouting buzzwords

>>38913006
he was obviously a bad prick but you probably could said something that would not trigger him, you know how easily offended fools are on council estates

>im gonna get one of my boys on you mate

he sounds like a fanny anyway. if he was a hard man he would not need to get anyone.

>>38913090
or you could of said something less aggressive?

Lads my mum was meant to be making dinner but she suddenly 'has to go out for a bit'. She said she'd pick me up something from the co-op though.

>>38913051
I wouldn't say he was making an aggressive move. Any decent person would have said 'sorry, I need to get a leash'. That's what I'd do anyway

>>38913112
i could have threatened to fight him right there if i wanted to be aggressive, he could have fucking owned up and said sorry for scaring my dog

>>38913116
you could blame both sides no ones more guilty than the other

>>38913129
What should he have said instead?

Well my family is back from their holiday today. Gonna miss being alone, is just so much nicer to have the house to yourself. Might be able to start renting my own place in less than a year though which would be nice.

>>38913126
your being unnecessarily aggressive again

>>38913143
m8 are you the bald prick with the shitty dogs or something

>>38913077
good, it's like when paki waiters talk about in your an indian

>>38913139
"could you put that dog on a leash"

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>>38913153
Had a pretty good laugh at this haha top lad

>>38913153
its probably his boy that he is sending after you

>>38912991
That sounds great anon, I was thinking about getting into it myself but I think I'd be embarrassed to do it in public so I might wait and see if I can get to uni as my accommodation has a treadmill.
The doggo sounds comfy though, what breed is it?
give it cuddles for me :)

>>38913153
no i dont know why you would think this

>>38913160
thats more normal though because its a legitimate launge

>>38913028
>Do you ever just stop and think 'man, I sound like those SJW memes
Not really because what I stated was true, if people still thought of blacks the way they did in the 40's then they would be bigoted. I don't see how it would be any different for gender. Bigotry is just ignorance at the end of the day, it's nothing to attack people over unless they're vocal about it.

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Don't bother saying you're sorry.
Why don't you come in?
Smoke all my cigarettes, again.
Every time I get no further.
How long has it been?
Come on in now,
Wipe your feet on my dreams.

Lad, I am going to have to get air con in the kitchen... Or move.

>>38913160

Allah has many names, in many tongues.

>>38913203
>Bigotry is just ignorance at the end of the day
men and women are biologically different and suited to different roles. I'm not being an edgy /pol/tard that doesnt make them lesser it's just how nature works.

>>38913223
air cons arnt that expensive save up

>that one anon who half-heartily pretends to be muslim

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>>38912844
femicuck please go.

>out walking my dog
>can't afford a leash because I send all my money to my sick mother
>see another lad walking his dog across the road, he looks nice
>my dog starts running towards his
>horrified, I call it back
>profusely apologise
>'put that fucking mutt on a leash you repulsive neanderthal'
>'I will do sir, as soon as I am able'
>'BETA KEK BETA KEK BETA KEK BETA KEK'
>'I don't know what that means sir'
>'I'll post a pic of your mangled face on my vietnamese berry-picking forum you baldy prick'
>'I appear to have offended you sir. Whilst this was not my intention, I will leave now to spare you any further ire'

I appear to have rustled that nice man's jimmies. I do hope I will be more considerate in future

>>38913252
>>that one anon who half-heartily pretends to be muslim

Or just takes the piss out of the wank-dog with the paki hangup.

>>38913280
Didnt someone post their koran last night?

>>38913268
top chuckles

>>38913246
>air cons arnt that expensive save up

Meh. I dunno if it provides a good return on investment or not.

>>38913268
>it's a illegal to have a dog off a lead
>if you can afford one your dog should be confiscated and destroyed

>>38913236
We're all different, there are women who are better than you at things that you would see as more suited to yourself likewise you'll be able to do things that are more "suited" to women than some or maybe even all women. At the end of the day we're all individuals regardless of sex so trying to assign broad labels that don't fit as we're always changing is pointless.

>>38913264
Not an argument.

>>38913203
You've missed the point. It's not about you being wrong or right, it's about how you express yourself to persuade others. By using buzzwords like 'bigot' you come off as a SJW so even if you're right people will disagree out of principle

>>38913289

It's even more fucked up than the bible.

Ok, she hasn't answered my two texts and her phone goes straight to voicemail

Getting suspicious, "she" will probably contact me when she arrives.

>be me, dug
>running round the estate, barking and doing shits on the floor
>see paki
>bark and gnarl at him as is my duty as dug
>my owner starts shouting at the paki but I don't care I'm a wee dug
>give the paki a firm bite in the jugular
>owner says "aye ye wee cunt top notch that was"
>eat a child to celebrate
>get put down

>>38913303

TFW someone things that arguing for social justice is a bad thing.

>>38913302
>We're all different
Mind=blown
biology=BTFO

>>38913300
I knew someone would get all autistic about my funny greentext. If you want to be autistic about it then he should have sold his dog so he has more money for his *imaginary* sick mother

>>38913175
I was pretty worried that people would bully me if they saw me, but I figured the health benefits outweigh it. Still get the odd awkward smile from passers by but I've gotten used to it now.
The doggo is a JRT, and I'm going to try to teach it to play dead.

Lads, /pol/ is raiding this video and filling the comment section with racial hatred. Let's send a bit of positivity for a change?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_nufSwU-T8&t=3s

>TFW vaping 0 nic.
Glad I'm off the nicotine, but feel like a bufty buying 0 nic.

>>38913327
thats funny, i knew someone get autistic about my banter as well

>>38913335
We were all in the last thread and no one cared then either.

>>38913303
I don't really see much offensive about the word bigot, if people get offended by being called it then so be it, no skin off my neck. I'm not using it to incite anything but I understand there are internet boogy women who do it. I'm not using it as a buzzword, I'm just using a word. Should I have to change my language because it "triggers" people? That sounds a little SJW to me.

>>38913344

Molluscs gonna..... Ummm.

>>38913321
Nowhere did I say that. I'm just saying that you could phrase yourself much better so people are more receptive to your arguments instead of immediately dismissing you as a meme-tier SJW

>>38913321
What even is social justice? It's not like SJWs actually care about society as a whole, it's all about pushing for minorities and virtue signalling about how nice they are to gays/trannies/fatties/cripples

>>38913322
>We're all different
>biology=BTFO
But that's the basis of biology. Make sure you take the class when you go back to school after the holidays, you might learn something.

>>38913356
Ooooh shit he turn it on it's head! Classic anon!

>>38913335
You've posted this like 5 times you autist. Stop

>>38913363

Being a SJW is a good thing anon. One should strive to be considered a SJW. And simply ignore bigots.

odds I solve my rubiks cube
evens I self-loathe for another hour

>>38913379
It's called hypocrisy.

>>38913356
See >>38913363
It's not about 'offending' people, it's about wording yourself in a way that makes other people willing to listen to you. You don't have to change your meaning at all. Surely you want people to actually listen to you?

>>38913336
>smoking nicotine is manly now
Que?

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don't go wandering around favelas lads
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40847751

>>38913371
No, you said 'we're all different' implying the differences between men and women is basically negligible. The difference between the average man and woman is pretty noticeable and cant just be brushed aside because 'it's 2017 and we're all a bit different anyway'.

>>38913397
Upload a vid of you doing it so shippy can help if you get stuck

Will Ebin ever be able to solve his rubik's cube? http://www.strawpoll.me/13648501

>>38913404
If people are willing to disregard everything I say because I use one word they don't like then that's too bad. I'm not going to language police myself just to appeal to a crowd.

>>38913410
I guess it's the equivalent of specifically buying 'diet' coke

/pol/ scum must not be getting enough attention at home today.

Oh well.

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>>38913329
True, at the moment I just workout normally although I would like to get some cardio in again, I guess I'll see.
Sounds cute though, try make it roll over - with my last dog I managed to do it a grand total of once because she was too stubborn or stupid (probably both) haha.

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>>38913335
Interacial love in Norway edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>38913397
>Ebin looking for another excuse to be lazy
>chance wills it that he'll do something productive
>he'll still be lazy anyway

>>38913457
>I'm not going to language police myself just to appeal to a crowd.
This is where you are a poor orator. Presumably the entire reason you say your opinions is because you want to persuade other people. So why would you deliberately phrase it in a way that makes people more resistant?

Think of it this way: if I said to you 'Men and women are different, that's just biology. If you disagree you are just a beta cuck', wouldn't you just dismiss their opinion? At that point it's just two groups shilling with no actual discussion

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threaten to tip dustbin on negiours doorsteps, suddenly got more respect few days later

feelsgoodman

>>38913422
This is what these 'progressive' middle class twats deserve for going to third world shitholes

>>38913515
>threaten to tip dustbin on negiours doorsteps

absolute madman

>>38913475
How much do you bench bro?

Literally become so bored at work I have resorted to shocking myself with a aaa battery and a paperclip.

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>when the thread shifts from 'comfortably autistic' to 'painfully retarded'

>>38913335
I'd probably watch that porno tbqh.

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Lads what's the thing that keeps you going? Any kind of hope for the future?

>>38913562
you should try shocking your balls mate hahaha

>>38913547
Not enough desu
of course this isn't original

>>38913591
Maybe I'll find a boyfriend. Once I know 100% that's not going to happen, I'm done.

>>38913562
here's a fun game for you
talk to somone but say pineapple in the middle of the sentence for no reason
pretend you didnt say it and watch thier reaction

>>38913410
See
>>38913464
It's like a bloke drinking a diet Coke or an alcohol free beer.

>>38913591
I have some hope that I will have fun at uni, do well, make long-term friends, get a good job and live a comfortable life

Probably won't happen though

>>38913591

In what sense, my little mollusc friend?

>>38913564
There is a delicate balance between those two tbf

>>38913441
Define difference. The difference between me and you could be very large, there are women who would be close to either of us than we are to each other, aside from physically obviously.

>>38913509
I'd say that's what makes me a good orator, it's obvious that people who have a disdain for the word bigot have already chosen a side. These discussions are more for the undecided onlookers as you're not going to change someone's opinion that they reinforce every single day in their echo chambers.

Your example is incomparable, "beta cuck" is very broad and has no dictionary definition so the user of the word, myself and the audience can take it to mean different things. Bigot is concise, describes exactly what I'm trying to say and can be found in a dictionary with the literal meaning.

>>38913474
Agree. They can't stop love with hate.

>>38913612
your form and the amount of sets/reps is more important

when someone stuggles with big weights to show off, people think you're an idiot desu

>>38913648
>robot
>having fun at uni
HAHAHAHAHA
sorry lad but I just finished uni and I'm sure other anons can confirm it was one of the most miserable times of my life
maybe if you're not as much of a robot and you put yourself out there you'll be ok but it's not easy

>>38913650
Well in the sense that most people need to have something to look forward to, something that gets you out of bed in the morning. Just wondering what that thing is for the lads here

Don't appreciate being called a mollusc either friend

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>declares himself a good orator
>thinks 'undecided onlookers' are waiting with bated breath for his next post and are eagerly following his 'discussions'

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>>38913675
>muh form
While you're correct about idiots ego lifting, I see too many people benching 40kg rep after rep without any difficult and that's just a waste of time

We're all gonna make it lads

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Benis! Mighty benis!
Thrusting mahogany member of Love!
Pine thee not for filthy vagina,
Enround thyself in old man's anus!

>>38913675
Thats why I'm not suddenly upping the weights to a retarded degree
It still feels like babyweights though considering I've just picked it back up again for the last ~2 months

>>38913738
>clearly does read my posts
>can't wait for the chance to post about them
Thanks for proving my point.

Lads I'm scared, my mum was in a terrible car accident and her car is apparently "totaled." I have to post here about it because I have no friends. I'm really terrified.

stinky phimosis willy

>>38912532
doesn't matter what day it is when you drink daily. i'll be getting some after work

>>38913757
well for example on curl give resistance when your arm is going down as well as up

same with lat machine, while pulling it as it goes back up give resistance and total controll on it not just pull and let it go up without much effort

if you want shit joints later in life w/e , and the weight size dm to much at a certain point

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>>38913785
Quality post again friend.
Be honest, are you the one who voted yes?

Thanks for the (you) you smug twat.

>>38913784
Hope she's alright lad. Have you spoken to her? If you don't know which hospital she's in just phone all the close ones and ask if she's been admitted, call back every 15 minutes if they don't have a record of her.

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>>38913806
Actually it was me. Always choose to have faith in the lads.

Can we get back to the lad getting jumped by Purple Aki when he thinks he's going to shag a milf?

>>38913793
Yeah, I have people spotting me again so I'm not alone on getting back into it and doing these things properly.
And honestly it feels nice that I'm getting the muscle back and double nice that others are noticing. How long have you been going to the gym anon?

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>>38913806
I managed to make a white cross

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>>38913836
>the lad getting jumped by Purple Aki when he thinks he's going to shag a milf?

go on?

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>>38913826
Aww you seem sweet Dark Matter anon

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mmmm, damn is there anything better than having a wank lads?
I've honestly yet to find something that is

>>38913844
we can see that you peeled those stickers lad

>>38913889
prostate stimulation my lad

>>38913889
I find them boring. I only like the orgasm

>>38913844
Good job! Now just manipulate it so that the colour of the white piece's other edge matches the middle square beneath it

>100% certain if you can solve the cross you can solve the entire cube

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>Doorbell rings
oh shit lads

>>38913837
only 4 months, use to go 2 years ago, I want to rock climb not get big arm muscles now, did some pilates class today and gunna go yoga class later

I do rowing machine 1500m warmup, 30 -60 min treadmill then 15 sets of 12 reps split into 3 different things so 5 sets lat machine and so on, then 1000m rowing machine and strech for cooldown takes me around 2 hours to do, I put some more sets in on most days, thinking of quitting this just to work on core though

>>38913906
For me the best part is the buildup before I cum

>>38913889
Actually having sex you virgin

Got an interview at Argos tomorrow. How should I prepare? I'm currently rehearsing interview questions.

>>38913920
Stay really quiet and don't move. Eventually they will leave

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>>38913882
no I'm well 'ard and stronk

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>>38913923
>pilates class today and gunna go yoga
Lift some weights you pussy

>>38913705
>Don't appreciate being called a mollusc either friend

Mollusc is as mollusc does.

>>38913944
I hope it isnt the neighbours wanting something because they'll see/hear me later and know I didnt answer

>>38913957
I do, also use to do boxing "pussy"

>>38913905
ah should've said, 'wanking' to me always includes playing with my butt, I haven't done it any other way in like a fucking decade
>>38913906
every part of the wank is amazing to me: the anticipation, getting myself going, the main course of the wank itself, the edging and the orgasm are all so fucking good
>>38913926
jokes on you I have had sex and I prefer wanking to it, but admittedly maybe my partners just really sucked at sex

belly is rumbling

>>38913964
>had my headphones on so much have missed you

>>38913985

So is mine and I spent the afternoon cooking, friends coming later for dinner and it's too late to snack.

>>38913969
Come meet me at my boxing gym, I'll wreck you. Pints on me afterwards

>>38913985
anon is grumbling!

>>38914001

come to by house and you'll be battered around the ring alright!

Mum asked if I want chili or curry for dinner but said I don't mind. I actually would rather have chili but I don't want to be awkward

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>>38913923
Sounds certainly different from what I'm going for.
I've not mixed in the rowing machine I have yet but I've been working all the main muscles on the body and going for muscle mass at the moment although in a few months I'm thinking of cutting down going a bit lean and defined, the most annoying part will be the spartan diet honestly.
My routines take between an hour and an hour and a half and is close to non stop so my fatass sweats buckets haha.
Goodluck though friend I'm sure you'll get what you want :)

>>38914009
just say chili man what the fuck? she's the one asking you so clearly she's okay with you choosing one or the other

>>38914036
I said I didn't mind before I'd made my mind up. They'll be defrosting the chicken by now if they chose curry so it's just extra work.

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>>38914001
No thanks lad not in great shape atm and not boxed for 2 years

>>38914036
robots are submissive and just want to take up as little space as possible and not cause a fuss

>>38914081
Just messing lad haha I've never boxed!

>>38914081
>gloves in pristine condition
You bought them just to say "I used to box" didn't you

>>38914140
asking to fight for no reason sort of gave it anyway

>>38914152
ok


anyway I just wanted to give lil advice to the guy doing something in the gym instead of you guys talking shit, stop hating on others doing something kek

Bloody starving lads gonna have a pizza

Alright which one of you made this shit?

>>38913798

>>38914219
Pikeys box and they constantly ask people to fight.

>>38914233
hope you plan on making yourself

>>38914289

Not I, but I agree with him to a degree.

I might not use the same language exactly but.... He ain't wrong.

>>38914322
>Pikeys box and they constantly ask people to fight.

They do and seem to be congenitally good at it.
Yet not brilliant.

>>38914322
k pikey expert, don't think many go online and use 4chan you mong

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we were never asked :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KsljBj3UEI

>>38914416

There was a traveller fella posting on /britfeel/ for a while.

>>38913815
I got filled in since then

>guy was speeding/overtaking other cars, witnesses said
>my mother's car was rammed into a wall, she had to be pried out
>she's okay but very upset obviously
>other guy was in his 20s and didn't speak fucking English

A real character this one

>>38914289
>tfw you go into that thread to see how the yanks are laughing and they're actually sympathising and try to say america is worse

>>38914457

If I moved I wouldn't move to the US.

>>38914426
didn't mean to call you a mong but you're being hostile for no reason

>>38914480

eh?

Are you quoting the right post?

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>>38914289
Life might be shitty in the UK, but I'm fucking glad I wasn't born an American

>>38914467
lad it's the same all over the world, if you've got the money you can live a nice life, sure you're money will go further in some places than others, but its a simple fact that everything is based on money

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>>38914425
Wow let's not have an opinion on this, don't want to end up on mummy May's hate list and sent off to the gulags.

>>38914523

Not everything lad. But it certainly makes things easier.

>>38914534
>he's scared to post his opinion online
This is why ths country is going to shit

>>38914569
>This is why ths country is going to shit

It's really not.

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>>38914569
Yeah but it's hardly my fault desu

Milf hookup anon here

>go to the coop at the agreed time
>wait for like 30 minutes
>casually scanning every car the park and face that passes
>"she" doesn't answer my texts or calls
>I just look like an idiot
>buy a coke and go home

Well it did give me the motivation to leave the house for a while, at least

>>38914628
every car that parks*

>>38914628

Go get a pint lad.

>>38914628
>didnt get mugged or raped
that's something at least

>>38914628
wait wait what happened? I haven't been here for a while
did some milf say she wanted to hookup and stiffed you?

>>38914628
Fucking roastie probably didn't exist mate. Doing anything comfy tonight lad? Apart from drinking coke.

>>38914664
Yeah, maybe the catfish saw me and I wasn't cute enough

>>38914665
See >>38912570

>>38912036
Top left corner

Buttonmete

>>38914628
>service station anon 2.0
>re-using the 'gets stood up plotline'
you'll never be a real writer BritNormie

>>38914722
I almost never post in these threads, I just couldn't think of somewhere else to post it.

I don't know any thread regulars here.

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>>38914714
top cheeky desu

Avin a right stinker here lads.

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>>38914722
oh normies call others normies

>>38914713
ah okay, any pics of this here milf you're talking about?

>>38914742
You farting lad?

>>38914794
Nah giving birth to a Somali mud baby.

>go on /tv/
>5 of the top 10 threads are GoT
>3 of them are Rick and Morty
what an absolute shit board

>>38914825
What's on TV at the moment lad

Lots of reduced to clear gin at tesco today lads, tonight should be good

>>38914825
Rick and Morty because ironic le pickle rick reddit epic xd

GoT because shit got mad today's episode

>>38914825
Sometimes there's a bait thread or a thread about twin peaks. Sometimes the GOT memes are funny, but there is no discussion which is shitty.