>about half a year ago >while peeing, notice a small bump

White thing?
Like a botfly or something?

You're popping zits on your penis?

>>38909263
You should get it checked, i had a really big one but it went away.

>>38909263
>you are a terminal virgin
>it's a rare condition only found in virgins that kills you
Only kidding it's a friction burn turning into a puss-filled hard blister, probably from masturbating sans lube

>>38909263
professional desu

Those are pimples, though they may appear different from pimples that appear elsewhere on your body, they are still pimples.
Try exfoliating scrubs

>>38909297
This 100% I used to get them as often and wen't to a dermatologist. What's worse is i'm a fat KHV NEET and the dermatologist was a 9/10 stacy fresh out of Uni.

>>38909269
No, much smaller and shaped kinda like a teardrop, or at least the first one was. The one from today broke as I removed it, so I couldn't really inspect it. A part stayed embedded and I had to dig it out very carefully.

>>38909282
How big? And did it just shrink back to nothing or what? I think I'll get it checked anyway.

>>38909297
The first time maybe, but I've been doing nofap since before the second one appeared.

>>38909433
Yeah still it's normal since you were scratching it off, and it needed to restart the process, just leave it alone

>>38909263

>Try exfoliating scrubs

Yeah do this, then you'll have no pimples and a hella smooth dick

>>38909433
are your underpants too tight?

>>38909514
i never wear underpants

>>38909514
No

>>38909535
Nigga pls

>>38909535
could be your dick rubbing loose against your thigh, invest in some underwear that are loose but control everything

Well, thanks for the help /r9k/, good night now.