FUCK YOU CRICKETS I WANT TO SLEEP. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE ALREEEEEEEEEADY

Gas the crickets
Sleep war now

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Where do you live to be hearing crickets at night? All I hear is sirens and gunshots in baltimore.

>>38909065
FUCK YOU BALTIMORE

But in all seriousness, i am sorry you have to sleep in those conditions

>>38908671
>CRICKETS
>GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
How do crickets get into your house?

>>38909065
That sucks. There's a field near my house, used to be completely empty, but some fuck bought it recently and now he's raising dairy cows. The fuckers moo at all hours of the night. Can't believe the city's letting him keep cows with just a fence between them and people's backyards.

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>>38908803
kekearoo

>>38908803
lmao even read this to my girlfriend and she laughed.

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>>38908671
I know this feel. These fuckers come in through the garage door and scuttle right under my mattress on the floor and sing me the song of their people. It doesnt matter how many I kill because they are everywhere. Sometimes I scream and they stop making noise so its devolved to me screaming at bugs then they make their noise and I scream again until I pass out

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We have to do something about it.