You have literally 10 seconds to prove this cloud dweller nigga

You're thinking of God. There is no doubt that Jesus existed.

>>38907251
Sit down faggot, there's a lot of doubt that Jesus existed. The fact that nearly every part of his "history" is identifiably similar to creation myths for other gods in the same time and place kind of makes it a little doubtful.

>>38907251
>There is no doubt that Jesus existed
yes, there is no doubt that Sam existed either. Pretty sure some family named their kid Sam once.

what a profound belief, friendo

That thur bible says he's real :^) Check and mate

>>38907303
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historicity_of_Jesus
>Virtually all New Testament scholars and Near East historians, applying the standard criteria of historical investigation, find that the historicity of Jesus is effectively certain ... and reject the Christ myth theory that Jesus never existed.

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>>38907332
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historicity_of_Jesus
>Most scholars of antiquity agree that Jesus existed but dispute the two accounts of the nativity of Jesus, the miraculous events including turning water into wine, walking on water and the resurrection, and certain details about the crucifixion." (i.e. basically everything that makes Christianity a religion)

>>38907388
That's the sort of thing you have to see with your own eyes. There's no way to prove he turned water to wine, but there's no way to prove he didn't.

>>38907420
There's now way to prove I didn't juggle three cars yesterday either, but you'd call me a faggot for bragging about it.

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>>38907332
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historicity_of_Jesus

Have you looked at the sources for that sentence? I did, and here's a lovely quote from one of the articles:

"Today's ardent Jesus-deniers are reminiscent of a reckless gang throwing puerile insults at a gentle giant, oblivious to the fact that they are way out of their league. "

Not exactly the most scientific and unbiased source. I'm not going to be calling on ardent christians to tell me whether or not Jesus was real.

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>>38907208
I don't want to write down a whole essay, but story short, he and God isn't real.

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>>38907508
>adults with no real friends

That's the description of atheism not religion, my man

>Middle-Eastern monotheism

no thanks
cool kids say no to Abraham

I find it funny how atheists judge Jesus existence by a super cetical standard but don't apply this same standard to other aspects of history.

>>38907487
This.

We can be pretty darn sure the man was real. As for his father, I'll leave it to you to ask us.

>>38907719
People aren't bombing abortion clinics based on the historical accuracy of Hannibal's march over the Pyrenees.

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>tfw Jesus came into my bedroom one night when I was 8 years old and gently cupped my scrotum with his stigmatist hands

>>38907748
Just proved my point. You're so desperate to oppose christianity that you throw your muh rationality out of the window if it means a step further to destroy it

Also,
>bombing baby killing clinics
>bad
Wew

>>38907303
>>38907327

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historicity_of_Jesus

>>38907979
see
>>38907487

content

originality

>>38907748
"bombing abortion clinics" went too far since almost no christian dos that, but I agree with your general point.

The belief itself affects so many people emotionally and socially that it requires great scrutiny. No one is forming laws around Homer's Odyssey.

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>>38907748
>>38908074
>people don't commit crimes or terror or base laws around historical inaccuracy

>>38907487
Maybe because you picked the one source that was a web article.