>tfw even Spidey is secretly a chad using the story of a "robot"

the dude is 5'7

>>38902148
>Being so retarded you can't understand the Spider-Man story
He's a robot who turns into Chad via pure luck

>>38902148
He doesn't get the girl at the end though, he's basically a /fit/ steroid abuser
original

>>38902194

Even more chad like. He gets to pound infinite pussies before he finally marries MJ, and even then, the devil breaks up their marriage so he can get more pussy.

>>38902223
But then a fat manchild makes him fuck a midget

>>38902165
The original was not.

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Hey look at me, I'm a nerd. Relate to me.

>>38902148
>marvel hiring a feminised gay white male

really makes me think desu

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>>38902148
I would fuck this guys boipucci desu

Spider man?

More like

Spider Manlet

LOL

>>38902148
The whole point of Spiderman is that he's a self-insert Chad fantasy for losers. He represents the fantasy that all of us can be the witty and funny Chad if only we were somehow more muscular and attractive, etc.

Anyway, memes aside I recently saw homecoming and thought it was actually a pretty good take on Spiderman.

>>38902631
Hundred on my wrist
80 on my wrist
Hundred on my wrist
80 on my wrist
*CHIRP*
D-rose, D-rose, D-rose, D-rose, D-rose, D-rose, D-rose

>>38902302
>Snare drum and hi-hat on the right side

Is he left handed or is this photo backwards?

>>38902324
Gay? He looks pretty normal, a bit muscular to be spider