>Anon, water is warm, take your shirt off. let's

I would say ok

The world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way l like it and I never get bored.

>>38896773
/thread to every wwyd like this one

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Take a 7/10 stacy to taco bell. She says she is getting fat, tell her being thicc is in right now.
>WHA DID YOU JUST SSAY?
WWYD Robots?

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>>38896737
>Uhh, not thanks Stacy. I'm comfortable here.

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>>38896737
>tfw too intelligent to swim

>>38896773
>I only swim with my shirt on.

Why do you post this shit thread every day? Insecure about your manboobs?

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I love figuring out hot lady's "illusions" per-say. This is the same woman... Like, she's still amazingly hot. But the selective pics and angles make it hard to remember that she can actually look like this, too. Makes her less angelic and more human?

>>38897362
she looks the same

>>38897407
her butt absolutely does not look the same

>>38896847
Give her a cute chill laugh and tell her she looks great. Do people really have this much social autism? Lol.

i got scars on my arms
should i do this?

>>38896737
take my shirt off? girls are SO dumb, i only take my pants off to do a poo or a pee

this post isn't even that bad
like you're alone and she wants you
the real feelings of awkwardness come from being judged by an entire busy beach full of people as your fat ass walks with a q.t. in this situation you're good.

>>38896737
I hate warm water. And I hate your face too. I'll pass.

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>>38896737
If you're insecure about your body, how would you ever be able to fuck her?

>>38896737
Nah bro.

Sharks.

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>>38896737
>>38896881
>closest friends are having a pool party next week
>even if I'm not schedulued to work that day I'm probably gonna say no because I don't want to be the only one not in the pool

>>38896737
i-i don't know how to swim babe

I just don't like swimming.
I don't understand the appeal.

>>38896737

I'm scared of swimming. I'll just stay on land and be boring.

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>used to love swimming as a kid
>always laughing and running and asking my dad to play outside
>at some point became fat shut-in who won't show his body to nobody

>>38897511
>her butt looks different standing up and sitting down
This is why you're a virgin

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>>38896737
>have scars from injuries, stretch-marks from when I was obese as a child and blotchy freckles due to very fair skin

>>38898854
Floridafag here, in lakes, gators, water snakes and brain eating amoebas are a serious threat.

>>38899175
Most Chads have stretch marks from lifting and injuries show that you've lived a human life and not a prized pony's.