>go to work >shit self >go shopping >shit self

>>38892595
Weak little amerishart
Who else here /noshit/?

do you by any chance happen to have IBS?

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>>38893983
>IBS
>He only has mild intestinal problems
>Not full blown immune system mediated ulceration and 20-30 blood filled diarrhea shits per day with fistulas draining fecal matter into scrotum
Get on my level, rectumlet.

>>38894062
are you posting from a toilet seat? i could just put a desk in front of a toilet a sit there all day shitting and shit posting on a laptop

>>38894103
>i could just put a desk in front of a toilet a sit there all day shitting and shit posting on a laptop
You're so healthy you don't even realize how painful having shits like that would actually be. You're imagining it's just like how you have shits normally only more of them, and it's not like that at all. It's more like shitting out knives where the pain is so bad you're drenched with sweat and feel close to having a heart attack and also they don't come out all the way so you have to keep going back a few minutes later.