>depressed >smoke weed >not depressed WTF, why doesn't

>>38890143
It's illegal where I am and I'm a good christian boy

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This actually has helped quite a bit so far.

I smoke about once or twice a week and im feeling great everyday

>>38890143
I really get sad without weed it's so fucking good it's an instant comfy feeling and I love gaming on it.

I literally feel so fine smoking weed I can sleep easier I'm relaxed as fuck. One thing is tho it makes me feel too good. I don't really go outside if I smoke or do anything I don't bother with girls or really care about jack shit and I eat like a fat fuck.

It's good for like mildly smoking all day long as long as you do shit and getting smoked out at night with video games and snacks but just don't get super stoned all day

Unless you grow

>>38890143
>not depressed
>smoke weed
>depressed
that's why

>>38890172
tfw even things like weightlifting cease to feel like a chore under the influence of thc

>>38890191
Yea man just grow it's not hard. Just go a few minutes off a trail somewhere and dump soil in the ground fucking buying it off dealers

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>>38890157
This.
Even though i am atheist.

>>38890143
Can't find any mate feelsbad

Picking up after this shift. I've been smoking almost every day for three years now.

>>38890168
I wish I could do this. but I lack self control.
usually I buy some weed and smoke every day until it runs out, then I stop for a while

>>38890143
>vape cbd
>anxiety depression insomnia gone
>feel normal
>feels good
>cbd strains impossible to get
>only street nigger bunk shit
>need med card to get the good shit
>jew kike faggot doctor won't prescribe it
>wants to give me kike pills instead
>doesn't believe in medicinal marijuana
you massive retard it doesn't even get me high
it fucking helps my anxiety without the side effects of your kike pills and i can grow my own.

>>38890675
Cbd gets rid of anxiety? Holy shit thank you anon

>>38890675
If you're insured just go to a different doc. Plenty in your city I'm sure.

>>38890143
Idk how you folks find dealers. Maybe you are normies.
A robot with his social aptitudes would struggle to find a supplier.

>>38890709
google that shit up and hopefully it helps you too.
>>38890715
If i can't find a doc who will I'll just wait till it's legal or move to a state where it is because the pill bullshit isn't happening.

>>38890709
Yeah, cannabinoids synergize to produce different highs, but the one genetic trait most growers are emphatic about is a high THC yield. Call your local head shops & ask for CBD/hemp wraps, so you don't have to leave the house to ask in person.

>>38890730
You're already on the internet. You're halfway there.

>>38890675
Do urine tests identify cbd because if not I know of a vape shop that sells cbd oil carts

>>38890730
this is true, every time people use drugs and claim they're robots I get suspicious

>>38890774
There's a chance it'll come up because the trace amounts of thc

>depressed
>smoke weed
>no longer depressed
>2 years later
>tolerance up
>smoke weed
>still depressed

>>38890143
>smoke weed
>have panic attack
Fuck me, right?

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>>38890895
You just need a strain high in CBD.

Regular weed gives me crippling anxiety but I now have weed with a 1:1 ratio of THC:CBD

CBD is anti-psychotic and anxiolytic.
Contrary to popular believe, it doesn't cancel out THC entirely.

Warning, there are many strains falsely advertised as high CBD. I recommend only growing these: https://cbdcrew.org/

How do you live knowing it's false happiness?

>>38890675
Just saw your post. Yeah, same story.
I hate regular weed with high THC.

Seeds with >5% CBD are easy to get.
See >>38891175

>smoke weed
>get into a downward spiral
>drink alcohol
>discover a new appreciation for life
how do weedcucks do it????

>>38891225
Don't drink alcohol.

>>38890172
Are you me? I smoke many small joints over the course of a whole day. So much better and cheaper. Technically I could be working on important shit at the same time, because I never get myself totally smashed, but my depression makes me lose all motivation when I smoke even a little.

>>38891415
I love a little buzz to go all day but damn I really like to chief as heavy as I can before bed it feels so fucking good and I just get wrapped up in my blankets and laugh my balls off. Literally the best thing ever.

>>38890143
I agree with you, I'm not depressed but somking weed makes me much more happier

>>38890143
You're still depressed, only numb and indifferent to your life. Your problems aren't solved.

>>38891252
>(((Don't drink alcohol))).
ok

>>38890799
>>38890774
they go based on the metabolites from when your body breaks down the weed, so yeah, CBD shows up on drug tests.

>>38891798
You get to keep your driver's license, though.
At least here in Germany, only active THC in the blood counts.

>>38890143
I ha e smoked weed for so long now I only get super fucking anxious and paranoid. Once, i thought the same: everyone should smoke weed durr! Now I see it's like anything else: a fucking crutch.

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>>38890143
because...I'm not...depressed...?

>>38890812
Tolerance break.
I just finished a 3 month break.
Normally I just do 3-4 weeks but I wanted to go completely drug-free for a while. My life didn't improve as much as I expected. In fact, I accomplished less sober due to constant depression.

That's just escapism.
Whatever problem you're dealing with, it's still there, OP.

>>38892582
I grew up in a small town and never had friends or did anything is it ok if I smoke pot if my problems can't be solved

>>38892550
This. The only difference between weed me and sober me is that weed me eats 3X more. Iblamed my obesity on weed. When I got sober I realized it had little to do. Im just a fat liece of shit. My mother is a fat piece of shit, so as my brother sister and father. We are all doomed and I just want to kill myself but I am too fuckint coward

>>38892883
Chill out. Smoke a doobie.

>depressed
>smoke weed
>even more depressed
Don't give me that shit that it's not a good strain or im not smoking in the right situation
Weed is a meme drug for people who just don't want to admit their lives suck and are boring but "lol you can't get addicted it's not a real drug man even though I literally can't stop"

>>38894308
You can't be addicted. Why would you stop something that is good for You? Cannabis industry has made people millionaires

You are just lazy and stupid

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>>38890191
Yup, I'm rolling my brunchtime joint right now to get just a lil' high (thanks Towelie) before I go hit the gym. THC dulls your pain receptors, you literally don't feel as much burn in your muscles, helps you push further.

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>>38890675
>you massive retard it doesn't even get me high

So be a fucking man and stand your ground and explain this to the fag. It's not even psychoactive as you said, so what's his excuse for not prescribing it to you?

>>38894344
>you're just lazy and stupid
For what? Not smoking weed? Are you a millionaire? Or do you just sit around unable to enjoy a single aspect of life or find entertainment in anything without it since you burnt yourself out?
>b-b-but you can't be addicted! The Internet said so!
Okay kiddo, why don't you go end the day at two in the afternoon because you won't be able to function.

anyone here fap while baked?

it's the business

>>38890143
exactly right. it's like the depression just melts away. when my best friend and smoking buddy an hero'd i thought i'd never smoke again but i did and it helped me feel better. pretty sure i have a psychological addiction to it tho

>>38890675
You have to go to a doctor who specializes in marijuana. They usually advertise in local newspapers

>>38894422
The internet didn't tell me you can't be addicted the scientific and medical communities told me that. People have been using cannabis for thousands of years and we finally live in a time of quasi-regulated industry

You are just being a fag on your high horse thinking you are better than "burnouts" yet you are posting on /r9k/...pot meet the kettle

> pretty normal
> smoke weed --> get super conscious, depressed and full mode paranoid. Friend laughs I tell him why the fuck do you laugh are you laughing at me who the fuck do you think I am little bitch I will cut all contact off if you do that again you cant do shit like that do you think you are above me I warn you dont try to fuck with me keke

>>38894685
>smoking with other people

lmao

>>38890143
Most of us aren't 14 years old.

>>38894701
Yeah I have learnt i only smoke alone and only sometimes but this full blown paranoid thing can last a few weeks.

I have already cut people off completely or not written back and than after 3 weeks it fully exploded like i have written. Kek i guess i have alteady some kind of paranoid personality disorder kek

>>38890730
This is true, but in college is very easy to find drugs even for a robot, dealers don't give a shit about your social skills and probably they are too high to even notice you are a fucking autist, you just get close to them and they are like "hey man good to c ya again what's up" you buy your shit and walk away. Your only real problem is ti make contact with a dealer for the first time, but once you do shit is easy as fuck

>Depressed
>Smoke weed
>existential panic attack about the failures in my life

>>38890143
Why did you save the thumbnail, nigga?

>>38894422
The thing is not weed itself. I also know many people who smoke and have a nice fulfilling life. The thing is being a robot and smoking weed

Because I don't have friends, a life, or leave my house for that matter, when i smoke weed i spend my days just shut in, being fat and doing nothing.
At least when I'm sober i can exercise or think straight.

Good for those people who can smoke and have a good life. Its just not me.

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>>38890177

>not depressed

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>it's another "DUDE WEED FIXES EVERYTHING" thread

>>38890143
Good job fucking up that .png OP

>>38890143
>depressed
>smoke weed
>not depressed
>repeat for 4 years
>smoke weed
>depressed again
Im scared to find out what happens when I stop
Also scared because xanax got me back to not feeling like shit and that sounds like a nightmare in the making

>>38894344
Weed isn't for everyone man.

>>38892883
Get of /fit/ m8

>>38895561
>Im scared to find out what happens when I stop
You'll be depressed but then weed will work again after a tolerance break.

>tfw I broke my neck a couple years ago and in constant pain all down spine all the time
>if i smoke weed or take weed pills dr prescribed all it does is make the pain 100 times worse

You have no idea what real depression is u depressed fags

>>38895792
How do i not end up an alcoholic or benzo fiend during Tbreak?

https://www.reddit.com/r/leaves/search?q=coughing+up&restrict_sr=on

Enjoy this.

>>38895899
Don't drink alcohol or take benzos

>>38895561
Well this is how it went for me...
>depressed
>smoke
>not depressed
>keep smoking
>end up more depressed than I was to begin with
>stop smoking
>feel better than ever

>>38895922
Already pulled that trigger senpai

>>38896060
Good ol reliable cigarettes do the thing for me.

>>38895909
Link doesn't load but I'm assuming you're talking about cough up black shit/tar.
I get that sometimes, if I cough it up in the sink and fail to wash it away completely, it dries there and takes a moderate amount of bleach and scrubbing to get off. Scary to think about what it does to the lungs.
However not holding hits in and water filtering helps, but vaporization or ingestion is probably more ideal.

I smoked weed for the first time the other day and it made me paranoid af did I do something wrong?? Like, everything made so much noise and it just felt like sensory overload...

>>38896685
Find an indica strain
Smoke either less or moar, in that order

>smoke weed
>feel absolutely nothing
Or
>smoke weed
>get a massive panic attack
Weed isn't for everyone.

>>38896777
idk anything about strains, I just asked my roommate to try weed and he gave me a pipe and a bud(?)

>>38896790
It is for everyone, you need to get the right strain bro.

>>38894308
>If it didn't work for me then it mustn't work for anyone!

Come tell us again when you run out of money

>>38897201
It's virtually free if you grow it yourself.

>>38897201
$300 quarter pound lasts me a year

>>38890143
I turned to weed to when I had problems. But then I fucking realized that it's a crutch and it was only making me feel more like shit when I sobered up. I had to get high just to escape my shitty feelings. Truthfully, I know I'm fucked in the head thanks to undiagnosed autism, social anxiety and probably BPD or inverted narcissism. So, weed will never cure my problems. It will only temporarily mask my issues. I will always be a robot no matter what. I know I'm an outcast in society but fuck it. What's the point in wasting my money, destroying my lungs, fucking up my short term memory, killing my motivation and isolating myself as much as possible just to get high? Plus I think it fucked with my sleep schedule. I'm going to try and live life sober as hard as it will be for me. I've already gone a whole day with smoking and I'm not feeling to great. Nausea, bad mood, and just pure laziness. Quit smoking weed op. You shouldn't do it. It doesn't help

>>38890211
>>38890172
how do i grow in a criminalized state (VA) while living with parents, is growing them off a trail when the cold months are about to start really a good idea?

>>38894685
this used to happen to me, turns out i was just smoking too much with a low tolerance. once my tolerance built up I could smoke a lot without the paranoid/anxious feelings

>>38898408
The struggle is real. I used to think that my best friend had corpses stacked in his wardrobe. When i smoke with him he understands I am incredibly paranoid so isscool

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>>38890143
cuz i am too depressed to get up and find weed cmon son you gotta know these things