are any male robots here turned on by the idea of slow romantic

>>38888247
Most of this board has a gentle femdom fetish, are you slow?

I'm turned on by the idea of a girl who won't divorce rape me dude who cares how we decide to rub genitals I'll fuck her through a sheet with a hole in it if that's what's necessary

I've always liked the slow romantic sex, it's like everyone just copies soulless porn maneuvers and cums too quick

I'd take care of m'lady in bed ;^)

>>38888247
i like romantic slow sex
as in i like fapping to it and day dreaming about it
just two people embracing each other and their uglies bumping
i dont even have much interest in sex i would be happy just to have a girl in my arms and both of us use rubbing her coochie while we kissed
tfw none of this is ever gonna happen

>>38888300
that's all you care about? loyalty?

>>38888317
that's really relieving, thank you. it's nice to know guys like you are out there, but little tip, m'lady is very reddit tier. try something cuter like simple petnames!

>>38888247
What the actual fuck are you on about OP.... Literally different strokes for different folks sometimes i'm horny as fuck and shove my girlfriends face into my bed as hard as I can. Other times she's literally yelling at me to go faster and I literally refuse. Just do what the other person feels. Just do what you feel is right at the right time.

>>38888361
honestly, that's all i want really, but i know guys have a pretty intense sex drive. i don't know if im just scared or an unintentional prude

>>38888400
you don't seem very nice to your girlfriend anon

>>38888416
When she's begging for more, faster, harder she can decide who's being nice in the moment..

>>38888401
im too insecure about my body so i would just watch her jill or help her out

>>38888384
Anything for you, my succulent flower.

>>38888294
>Most of this board
Speak for yourself, nu-male.

>>38888247
That's definitely a healthier "fetish" than some of the fucked up shit that gets posted here (not really a fetish, that's just normal sex). Sadly porn has made normal sex boring, so you might have to find a partner that just isn't into kinky stuff.

>>38888429
me too actually, im horrified by the thought of anyone seeing me naked. i think i could handle more if i was clothed throughout

>>38888457
im scared that im never going to be able to get a guy that's into vanilla stuff like that. robots are all pretty much into hardcore, and I'm never ever going to get along w a normie. do i have to sacrifice being with someone i relate to so that i can have a sex life?

>>38888519
i think both men and women look alright naked even with unattractive bodies, idk its hard to explain
its just having a schmall dick looks very unappealing on a mans body
idk w/e

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I'm only interested in sex which occurs at the deepest soul level of being. The most passionate and romantic, transcending time and space.

Alas, women only wish to be choked and pounded.

>>38888519
Any horny virgin robot will settle for slow sex if it means loosing their virginity. I'm sure you'll find that even if people are into kinky porn, they might still be very happy with mundane sex IRL.

>>38888693
don't meme my sex life kid im at a low enough point to ask for sex advice on 4chan as is

>>38888721
I'm not memeing, friend. Failure to find a suitable candidate for soul-bonding is the reason I'm here.

>>38888717
i don't see many robots settle honestly, at least not for uglier girls like me. maybe if i was stacy they would settle for vanilla sex

>>38888717
Horny virgin robots will just jam their dick in and cum in less than 30 seconds because of inexperience. They couldn't even fuck you hard and rough, let alone soft and slow. All you're gonna get is quick and disappointing.

>tfw you know how to have sex but haven't in 8 years

>>38888784
Kek. Classic.

>Everyone sucks at sex but me

>>38888784
maybe that would be better for my first time though, i don't think id want it to be very long the first time right? i don't know a lot about this

>>38888784
>Haven't had sex in 8 years
Maybe you shouldn't be too picky

I wanna get a nut

>>38888247
I'd way rather have passionate kissy close romantic sex instead of the kind that looks almost like rape. The idea that we're both really into each other and being intimate and caring for each other turns me on waay more than just having aggressive animalistic coitus.

>>38888247
It's how I have sex.

I always go slow and romantic, and refuse to cum until she is satisfied. I prefer sex this way because there's an element of satisfied control.

>>38888784
>TFW amphetamines and chronic masturbation
I've had sex with one girl a few times and never could blow my load.
Feels bad man.

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>>38888247

>tfw so far off the deep end I fap to innocent social interaction like hugging and hand holding

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>>38888519
Doing it with a girl is also an option

>>38888300
I'm turned on by the thought of being your wife's divorce attorney and not only getting her half your stuff (that she didn't even bring into this marriage), but also getting her full custody, child support, and alimony

>>38888247
I'm turned on by the mirage of a possibility that I might not die a lonely virgin

>>38888971
exactly, and since im so inexperienced and have had some issues with junk in the past, i just want something like this. i feel like im going to have to wait forever to find it though

>>38889024
that's actually kinda sweet, I'd like to be with a guy like that

>>38889032
i do like girls, but i don't ever imagine myself having sex with one. i guess im just a romantic gay and that's it

>>38888384
Seriously all I care about.
Girls are screamed at constantly from everywhere to leave men instead of trying to solve problems. That monogamy is outdated and not worth it.
I'm terrified that one day I'll make a mistake and I won't get a second chance to fix anything.
It's so scary I don't even talk to girls. If I don't want casual sex and ltrs are doomed, where does that leave me?

If I could have gf who would never leave me, but I had to saw two of my fingers off with a butterknife, those fingers are gone. Fuckem who needs fingers.
But right now there's no way to even know.

You're probably nice but that doesn't change the fact there are women who seem nice, but will enslave me for free money using family courts as soon as possible.

>>38888519
I'm into really fucked up domineering shit and I almost always did normal missionary sex with my last gf. Most guys hide their fetishes unless they get the feeling you might be into that.

how do i find a sweet romantic gf who likes ugly small dudes

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After puberty I got to appreciate vanilla

I appreciate horrible things in porn but IRL I don't think I'd enjoy being above or below anyone, which might be a problem if the partner would want that.

>>38889164
Sex is always about power. Your options are to be above someone, be below someone, or have a sex life that leaves both you and your partner unsatisfied.

What if you both have an even power level and it's like when two saiyans shoot even kamehamehas at eachother and are struggling to make more power and win

That's probably as hot as it gets right

>>38889106
people leave relationships because they don't want to be in them anymore, and maybe that's a good thing. it may not feel great at the time, but it gives you an opportunity to find someone who wants to stay!

>>38889108
the only guy i was interested in was incredibly dominating and always wanted me to be a slave for him and masked it as "pushing me to do the things I deep-down want to do". thankfully i never let it go anywhere, but it's just intimidated me to even date ever since. i don't know if it's just my region, but every robot-like guy here seems to act the same way


>>38889127
hopefully you're into short and ugly girls then! im in the same boat man

>>38888247
I want to tell a girl I love her while I slowly thrust inside, and nut in her desu

>>38889183
I don't have experience to counter, but I'm on a board that's 99% virgin so you'll excuse if I don't trust your opinion

i dont care much for physical appearances
just dont have a moustache

>>38889270
>>38889226
meant to reply xdd

>>38889226
Yeah but why would anyone want to leave? Isn't that super last resort before atleast trying to fix things?
I really think I'm an amazing person and I have a lot to offer?

If someone leaves me that means I'm wrong about myself right? I'm actually a useless idiot and I should off myself? Because I'm a failure?

I only do it because I think girls might subconsciously want it that way. When girls start ovulating their standards for attractiveness in men change and I would want my girlfriend to trust that she can come to me to fulfill those urges.

>>38889298
not at all, some people just grow apart, or realize after time that they don't get along as well as they once thought. of course you should put effort into making a relationship work, but a breakup isn't a failure. it's just an opportunity to move on to something better

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>tfw can only get off to romantic doujin involving my waifu

>>38889333
Nah I don't believe you
A breakup is like a black mark on my heart dude it just makes me a bitter cynic one failed connection at a time, and every time, I get slightly worse at trying to connect with new people
You've seen the redpill graphs, they work both ways
Every failure makes future success slightly harder

I never want to end up like that, I'd rather die alone than after enough failures to turn me into somebody who cannot love

>>38888247
Please be my loving and romantic girlfriend

I guess I like... sex lol

It depends on women and time tho. I dominate dominate cute wamen and punish bad girls. I use bad girls as cum dumpsters and fuck the good-hearted ones with "love" and passion.

>>38888247
I'm into it, but I also like lactation so I wouldn't say I'm really vanilla. I would like much future wife to be ok with me drinking her milk.

>>38891035
My*, sorry typo.