On a scale of 1-10, tell us how edgy you are. Please. No firm

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-5, I'm pretty soft, warm, and fuzzy.
feels bad man

I never hold eye contact for longer than 0.2 seconds when speaking so im an 8

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4
I get around in society and get along with people, but occasionally sperg out when alternative medicine and chakras and ghosts and shit is mentioned. no problem with religion though.

5.

But I used to be a edgy rocker kid and sometimes I listen to some old edge music for the hell of it

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>No firm handshake dadposting here
haha come on son, your hand is not a dead fish. you can do better

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>>38885207
I want to look you in the eyes and give you a firm handjob

>>38885273
I said no firm handshake dadposting here!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38885068
Constant 7
I try to be nice and stuff but I have a lot of very fucked up ideas
I'm one of those people who can just sit in silence
I work nights and sneak up on people without actually meaning to because I move too quietly
I'm tall and I talk funny

I think overall I'm a nice person but I'm self aware enough to see how I'm not relaxing to be around

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I used to be about 9 or 10, but now I'm about a 7.
I used to...
>wear fedora
>hate all women because I thought they didn't like the "nice" guys
>constantly say this shit in public
>wear all black, super long hair, combat boots
>constantly said shit like "METAL WILL NEVER DIE!11!!11" while laughing maniacally
>Openly told normalfags that I hated them and all of their tastes
>constantly drawing talked about blood and knives and other edgy shit
>Submitted a paper to an important program that was pretty much about why race-mixing is bad (even though I am of mixed-race) and I bragged about it to everyone
>openly talked about hentai in public around the normalfags

Now I just
>dress pretty edgy I guess
>still hate most people
>still make edgy jokes to get people to stay away from me
>alone most of the time
>not as autistic as I used to be about everything

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3.5/10 where 5 is average

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Probably around a 7-9. I'm good at hiding it, though. Normies tend to think I'm normal, at least until they get to know me a little better.

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>>38885498
Arent you the dude that got a nose job? Give us an updated pic of that schnozzz.

>>38885547
well
i still look subhuman
notice how asymmetrical it is
and it's still big desu

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>>38885068
I honestly don't know how I'd quantify my edge factor.

>snicker at national tragedies
>laugh at the idea that if NK goes nuts, Japan might be hit with all 3 of the nukes used in warfare so far
>suicidal impulses since like 7; self-harm scars
>really like Halloween; it makes me autistically giddy
>wear almost all-black with a few grey items and one black-and-white tee; steel-toed boots and Docs
>plenty of gothed-out belongings like decorations and stuffed animals and stuff with skulls on it and shit; superficially edgy enough
>Emily Dickinson fan
>unironically believe that there's a degree of beauty in being blue
>into some really morbid shit in general
>edgy-enough music tastes that are still pretty normie-tier
>into violent sex

>consciously try to avoid complaining and be cheerful; usually wind up being negative anyway
>consciously try to be nice and not to speak badly of people
>unironically moralfag
>no longer think Tripp pants are cool
>no longer smoke cigarettes or think it is cool to do so
>really like cute/saccharine-sweet crap

>>38885068
I kill animals because I can, but would never consider hurting another human. Some day it's edgy, I say it's me not being a fucking pussy and getting all worked up about some retard creature that eats and shits and than dies

>>38885068
8-9
>Decent looks but toxic
>hate everyone
>get into violent physical confrontations when drunk (have been hospitalized twice)
>yell at cashiers for the hell of it
I'm probably going to jail eventually

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>>38885627
>tfw no recovering edgelord (like me) to talk to about our experiences being edgy

I cant explain it

but if something bad or serious really happens, I still feel bad, but in my head I make a few edgy jokes about it

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>>38885666
>666

How do you start killing animals? I want to try it but I am scared I will get caught and be publicly humiliated, and/or don't have the guts to pull it off

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This is an intriguing discussion, my fellow supreme gentlemen. Please continue.

jesus christ
this thread is asking how edgy i am
not how good looking/ ugly

i need to sleep

9-10

I still have yet to leave my "emo" phase and I'm 26.

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>>38885698
>>38885666
Why do you/want to do It? I'm curious

Most people would say that it is in fact cowardly to kill something less able to defend itself than a human.

>>38885782
I want practice to work my way up

I was fucked in the head when I was a kid-teen
>Always spying on my parents when they went to sleep
>always lying, always
>beat the shit up of neighbors dog because he has noisy
>the dog actually died one week later
>manipulative af
>always got what I wanted even if I had to fake-cry like a bitch
>blackmailed a 7 year old to show me her naked body, which she did (I was 10)
>she cried so much
>I laughed like a madman, then I finally felt remorse for the first time in my life, felt bad for her, send her home and apologize

I think that was the turning-point in my life, puberty gave me the ability to feel remorse.
As time passed I became more apathetic and less edgy.
Never did fucked up things again. Children are scary

>>38885798
Join the army then, you get to shoot at and kill people without getting in trouble. Plus you get all the benefits of having a fucked up noodle brain like you would if you were a mass murderer. PLUS you get payed for it and people call you a wat hero

A lot more to gain from it this way, you're more than likely going to get caught trying to kill someone on your first time. It's not nearly as easy as tv and movies make it out to be

>>38885698
Try taking cold showers. Talk to girls, do things that scare you. It's simply just about getting over yourself. I don't kill strays because I get some sick satisfaction, but it's about proving to myself that I can. That animals truly are worthless to me. That's why I would never hurt a human, they are valuable to me and my existence

>>38885931
I don't think I would stand a chance as a grunt in a real warzone. However it's been my one and only goal for a while to be a killer.
>you're more than likely going to get caught trying to kill someone on your first time. It's not nearly as easy as tv and movies make it out to be
You're most likely correct about that, which is why I haven't done it yet.

>>38885950
People are worthless to me (as edgy as it sounds)

>>38886078
>people are worthless to me
>i eat food from stores
>i use the Internet
>i have hot water
>plays video games
>watches anime
The list goes on.. Everything you use is from humans.. How are they than worthless?? Stop using your computer right fucking now dumbass

>>38885068
I was edgy. Until I attempted suicide #5 by herion od.
I suck at killing myself is what I'm saying

>>38886180
>implying every person has a role in society or in the production of my needs and creature comforts
fucking retard
You think if one unemployed rando bites the dust there will be no more anime?

>>38886238
Youre not making any sense. Nobody implied everyone has a role, but it was implied that things you use and watch and eat are from humans. If humans are truly worthless to you than you need to stop using man made things and go live in the woods

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>>38886281
you are truly retarded
>inb4 was only pretending

solid 8
i don't like most people because their slighest annoying features make me mad
or i'm autistic

>>38886333
Quit projecting. If humans are so worthless, why not kill yourself? It's like you chose to live in a world controlled by human just to suffer. Oh but I suppose all that dog pussy would go to waste right? You're trash buddy, and the next time you think someone is worthless go look in the mirror

>>38885068
like a 3
>went jogging with pup yesterday
>a crippled duck with smashed legs caw'ing its last breaths at her as she got close to sniff
>couldn't bring myself to even take a picture to post on /an/

felt bad, that thing was on its deathbed and it didn't feel right. Also saw 3 other dead ducks in the grass before I found that one. Ducks are fucking brutal

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>I'm mostly a left leaning libtard politically yet, I great all my close friends (who are all highly educated people by the way, a doctor, a manager etc.) with a hitler salute when no one other is present, and they great back with a heil hitler instead of a handshake
>I'm diagnosed with schizo and was convinced of being no other than God himself twice in my life for months
>I smoked weed for years despite the schizo diagnosis
>Back in school me and my friends would plan jokingly how to kill as many of our fellow students and teachers in a shooting spree
>I also made a flash flick back then on how one of my friends finds a mystical sword which transforms him into a superhero and how he goes on to kill all the teachers with it after he teams up with "bad hitler" (a character I made up as opposed to real hitler which was as we all know a good guy) and the most annoying students, it was a smash hit among my close circle of friends
>my best friend when growing up lies in a coma for the past 7 years, my friends and I often joke about it and call him a plant or veggie, but it's okay because he's also a nigger
desu it's just my humor that's a bit edgy though, and my way of dealing with this cruel uncaring universe

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>>38886384
Why would I kill myself? You are the one projecting. Dog pussy, what?

>>38886384
this, and please stop getting trips
you slothy satan

>>38886333
>>38885666

>>38885324
Are you me nightstalker anon?

>>38887071
No I don't think so
I'm me and you're you

>>38885324
>I work nights and sneak up on people without actually meaning to because I move too quietly
I'm tall and I talk funny

Oh my god. This is too accurate for me. I was walking up to the manager from behind to ask him something and I made him jump when I started talking because he thought no one was there. I'm too scared to raise my voice so if I need to talk to someone I follow them around the store till they stop and I can speak to them. Was following this one guy for a solid 2 minutes once instead of just shouting his name why am I such a sperg

>>38885068
4-5

not that edgy, but still edgy, if that makes sense.

>>38885068
>Now I just
what does it mean to be edgy irl? anyone can type and say edgy stuff but few will do edgy actions

>>38888286
oops that greentext was a typo

>>38885068
Used to be an 8, fapping to messed up shit, eating popcorn while looking at gore threads etc.
Randomly became a 1, getting off porn and masturbation, and transforming into a hopeless romantic good Christian goy