Ask a robot who ate, fingered, and fucked an 18-yo butt without

Why do you call yourself a robot

how did the worms go down

>>38884044
Enjoy your aids fagbot

Get the fuck out of here, disgusting un-virgin normalfag.

>>38884062
What a silly myth. I've eaten over 2 dozen assholes and no problem

Protip: people who get laid actually clean their assholes

Do you like to share? Let a few robots get in there.

>>38884068
I got chlamydia once but never AIDS. I used to fuck a girl with herpes but I'd just use condoms with her

>>38884102
She actually does want to have an MMF threesome and said she would even be willing to suck off several guys like in porn

>>38884061
Because I'm FA and I have social anxiety

That's a nice pussy, but she looks hefty. You didn't use a condom, but did you use a crane?

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>>38884044
Teenage girls in 2017 will let you eat the booty on the first date and snapchat it to their friends

>>38884164
Low test beta male detected

Chubby young pussy and butthole is so warm

>>38884169
Guy's getting a brain aneurysm from that ass stank.

starting community college soon at 27. hopefully this will be me soon!

>>38884222
>community college
Maybe a nigress will let you eat her ghetto booty if you take care of her children for her.

>>38884246
Implying negress booty isn't the best in the world

>>38884204
It was so clean and smooth and fresh

Teenage girls today expect to get their assholes sucked and touched regularly so they take care of them

>>38884246
nah dude i was getting looks from girls in literally all of my classes. but im a virgin so i was too scared to do anything

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>>38884299
Just get a number, ask a girl to come over and "study," then hold her hand and soon you'll stick your naked cock in her!

Pic related: me, OP, raw dogging a different chubby girl. This one is 20

>>38884359
This one loved creampies. I came inside her and scooped the cum out with my fingers and fed it to her. She sucked it off my fingers and swallowed it

This was another first date.

2017 muthafuckaaas

>>38884359
How big's your dick? Doesn't look girthy.

>>38884377
fuck yeah bro im so looking forward to it. where you meeting this girls btw

>>38884394
It's not, really. I'm 5'6" and my cock is 5-5.5"

Girls don't give a shit about cock size. That's a meme among guys. They get off on the clit. Hip motion and foreplay are both more important

>>38884406
Tinder

I usually jusy start with flirty comments and escalate from there until I invite them over to make them dinner and split a bottle of DUDE WINE LMAO

>>38884377
>cum inside
>scoop it out
What's the point?

>>38884429
post ur profile for us dude. i don't get any hits AT ALL!

>>38884406
For the record I don't recommend cumming inside like I did with this one. She is currently pretending she is pregnant (bullshit) to try keeping me around. Needy as fuck. I'll fuck a fatty's warm soft pussy and ass but I ain't publicly dating them

>>38884145
>FA
fucking die

>>38884450
It's true, I'm an emotional virgin. It's easy to fuck a stranger but finding one to date is harder, they mostly just want to get choke-fucked

>>38884491
these random strangers frequently ask to be choke-fucked?

Who actually killed Kennedy?

Do alien exist? Have they already contacted to us?

Have you ever wanted to kill a man? What stopped you?

>>38884044
How much did you pay? Also, enjoy your herpes.

>>38884416
>He's too small to get a woman off with her g-spot
Have fun with your mental gymnastics, but women prefer 7-8" the extra thickness and depth make a world of difference.

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>>38884044
Doing anything oral to a woman is one of the gayest things you could possibly do.
You can be forced to suck a cock or get fucked up the ass. No woman is forcing you to gobble her disgusting vaginal/ass juices.
You're an absolute disgrace, OP. Stop spreading your worthless, degenerate attempts propaganda and off yourself.

>>38885599
Do virgin losers really believe that or is it just a running joke?

>>38886261
Oral sex is the ultimate act of submission, where you pleasure your partner while taking none yourself. Submitting to a woman is one step away from pegging which is one step away from gay sex.

>>38886349
>Oral sex is the ultimate act of submission
It's the complete opposite, especially if you're good at it.

>>38886392
>he's that retarded
That's not okay anon, the vaginal fluid you gobble everyday is melting your brain.

>>38886442
Here's a tip that will help you sound a bit less like a clueless virgin: you don't need to get any vaginal fluid on your tongue to please a woman.

>>38886482
Sure buddy, but you need to speak up. I can't hear you from that vagina

>>38886500
Was that post funny in your head? Just curious.

>>38884169
Chris Cantwell?

>>38884169
Can someone photo shop pepe and wojak into this?

Pepe being the woman and the bald guy being wojak

>>38886482
>>38886261
>using virgin as a slur
yea, you're retarded

>>38886815
>taking it this badly
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings son.

>>38884169
Dude personally I think you're a hero. Anymore pics of these hot thots?

>>38886745
seconded
someone do this

>>38884359
Yo you're a father now how does it feel?

>>38884145
MUH ANXIETY
pussy ass nigga

>>38884169
cantwell you madman

>>38884169
Why would you lick another person's asshole

Why would anyone snapchat sexual acts to their friends

Why do I have to live on this planet

If you came in her doesn't that mean she's preggo now? Dude pull out.

stop anonymous friend
you don't have to do this

what in the fuck is going on ITT

you never were a robot you pathetic normalfag

>>38888692
These threads are made to contain all of the normalfags. They just come in here and start talking about eating each other's asses.

>>38885206
Yeah that's pretty normie these days

>>38886349
>Liking vaginas is gay

Virgins actually claim to believe this

>>38884145
>he thinks that being FA and having social anxiety makes him a robot

>>38888354
Answer to both: it's hot as shit

>>38886745
Has anybody attempted the pepe wojak rimjob yet

>>38884044
Describe in detail what it felt like, no memes.

>>38885268
The CIA and the mob.
>>38885287
Yes. Yes.
>>38885307
Yes. Jail time.

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>>38884204
>Guy's getting a brain aneurysm from that ass stank.

originalmao