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>be khhv neet
>spending friday night alone like always
>decide to play some overwatch (inb4 normalfag game, yes I know it is disgusting but I was bored okay)
>playing as widowmaker
>do emote while facing my back towards a wall
>lick the screen
>dick activation
>I really just licked the fucking screen (and you know exactly where I licked) and got turned on by it.
>get really depressed after thinking about what I just did and how I will never, NEVER get to experience that with a human being despite it being something that comes so naturally for normal people
>frantically look around and hope no one saw (I still live with parents)
>parents seem to be unaware that they will never get to have grandchildren
How was your weekend, robots?
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>>38881630
It's Saturday you fucking retarded man-child
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>>38881721
not op but the world aint flat so it can vary, infact it's sunday here
I sat in bed most of the weekend watching TV shows on my phone because I don't want to leave bed. like I do every day, the weekend is irrelevant
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>>38881630
>khhv
What's the 2nd h stand for? I know this is r9k but how can someone never get hugged by a girl, just doesn't sound possible.
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>>38881801
Kissless hugless handholdless virgin you fucking newfag
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>>38881801
I think it implies romantic hug. I've never hugged a girl romantically so I would consider myself khhv but I hug girls platonically plenty, even once this morning
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>>38881938
No moron it means hug other than your mother. It only is accountable after age 10. Sorry to burst your bubble but their are people who live such terrible lives. Some of the actual robots on here are 1/10 people who literally made people back away in fear. Not everyone can be as beautiful Mr. Reddit
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>>38881721
I actually thought it was friday because I frequently lose track of the date. I just sit inside all day on the internet so what did you expect from me? haha
>>38881801
It means I'm a kissless hugless handholdless virgin. I really wish there were more of us here on r9k but it's pretty much normalfag central now.
>>38881938
c'mon man, I can't even get a platonic hug REEEEE. In what context do girls give out platonic hugs?
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>>38881630
Gf just went home for the night, sucks to suck robot
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