>Yesterday was at the Walmart >Found an iPhone lying around

>>38880298
That's what you get for stealing

>>38880298
Thou should not steal

>>38880298
Give the phone back jamal

>>38880344
>>38880372

They shouldn't have left it out. Finders keepers. This isn't fair, they can't do this to me. I'm at work now and am scared to go home.

Why don't you just give them the fucking phone??

>>38880298

What, fucker...you think we don't go to 4chan?

We just want the fucking phone back.

>>38880298
>Trashone still steal'n shiiieet
Come on man, just give the phone back.

>>38880400
finders keepers is not going to be followed by a cartel though, is it?

hand the phone into a police station

>>38880298
Remove the simcard or whatever its called from the phone (not good with tech, please look this up 1st) and hide it separately. if you do, they can't prove its their phone. Then you can call the cops.

>>38880298
Give the phone back nibba

>>38880298
You stupid nig iPhones are uncrackable and the owner can trace its location aka how they showed up to your address. I hope they rape you

>>38880400
>finders keepers
legitimately keked what are you 12?
you best throw that phone in the ocean before you get murdered

>>38880400
>Finders keepers
You deserve everything that's about to happen to you. Don't steal shit, crime is for niggers

>>38880298
Leave the phone outside with a note saying you're sorry. Then, put a 50 dollar bill on it to prevent them from fucking with you any further.

Don't steal next time, cretin,

>>38880298
They are just a group of retards. Get cameras going and watch for them to come and damage more stuff. Call the police and show them the footage and watch as they are hauled away like the scum they are.

>>38880298
You gonna get what's comain

>>38880422
>>38880431

I think they'll be even more pissed if I disposed of the phone. How am I supposed to contact them to give it back? I'm not even sure if I want to give it back. Fucking illegals think they can bully Americans around.

>>38880400
> finders keepers

Are you 12 ? That only works if you where actually able to beat them back . I hope they beat your ass then call the cops for felony theft charges lawl

>>38880298
How stupid are you OP? Turn the phone off. Why would you leave it on?

>>38880298
fucking poorfag kys faggot hope the bad hombres fuck you up

>>38880476
>Fucking illegals think they can bully Americans around
You're not an American, you are a thieving nigger. The spics trying to get their property back are more American than you

>>38880511
They probably committed crimes too. Why do they get to push me around like they're morally superior?

>>38880298
What do the texts say?

watch your back holmes.

>>38880547
Thieves are the lowest of the low, barely above child predators

>>38880547
Don't listen to these cucks saying to give the phone back. They are probably retarded spics. They lost the phone in the first place so they are to blame. Buy yourself a gun and defend yourself.

>>38880580
DESU OP is a piece of opportunistic shit who deserves justice, either legitimate or vigilante/cartel.

>>38880547
>sees phone
>doesn't know that it belongs to spics
>steals it anyway
Nigger you're in the wrong. Give them the phone back the next time they come asking or get what you deserve.

>>38880547
There is no moral high ground here faggot . You stole shit, they caught you, asked for it back , you wanted to be a nigger. Now you're gonna get your ass whooped . Play stupid games win stupid prizes

Your best bet is to drop it back off at walmart. They can obviously find it again dumbasa

>>38880400
finders keepers ok, but the oniginal owner gave you the oppertunity to give it back without losing their shit and you still lied.

theiven fag get rekt

>>38880602
You're right. I'm a hard working American. I'm buying a gun tommorow.

>>38880298

record footage of them doing shit to ur house , call police

hahah yea you show em OP FINDERS KEEPERS LOSSERS WEEPERS

>>38880400
you should have given it back.

>>38880640
>You're right. I'm a hard working American. I'm buying a gun tommorow.
OP, you are beyond autistic. Also kinda too stupid to live. You are completely fucked now, even if you return the phone.

>>38880298
>Put on balls
>Put on pants
>Get ready for a fight
You are probably holding a rooted phone that can contain cp, illegal contracts, outlaw contacts or something if they want it very badly

OP you're right it's not fair, you should take the phone to the police so they can track these illegals down

>>38880670
Let him shoot a couple of beaners.

>"yo ese gimme my phone back"
>"i-i dont have it juan"
>"then I'll take ur boipucci as compensation homes"
>op gets fugged

My friend found an iphone and I put it up on a local sales group trying to find the owner and they all accused me of stealing it and pretending I found it because it was locked and I couldn't get in.
One old guy said "You got guts kid"

Hurry up and jailbreak that

>>38880400
So youre not only a thief, but too stupid and cowardly to handle the consequences. Look at this faggot and laugh

>>38880400
lmao hope your house isnt on fire by then

>>38880836
Iphone get automaticly locked and need account information of original owner to be used by anyone else even if reset since like 2013. They are impossible to get in unless you're a hacker or apple employee. Op needs to stop acting like a thieving poorfag and just put it outside somewhere in his front yard.

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call the police on them lol make sure you hide the phone well so the police don't find it

>>38880298

Here's what you need to do.

Buy a big USB battery pack.

Hook it to the phone, so it will stay running for a long time.

Tape it underneath someone else's car.

>>38880400
Your shit is gone ese, including that phone. Finders keepers as (you) say.

Lol you got owned by the find iPhone setting

>>38880640
>he doesn't already own a gun
>commits crimes with no way to protect himself
You are not American. Those spics are more American than you.

Moms spaghetti palms sweaty

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>>38880400
RIP retard, kek

>>38880298
>What the fuck do I do?

Stop making stuff up on 4chan and finish your summer reading. School starts in a couple weeks and I bet you haven't even started the book

LMFAO DUMB FROGPOSTER HOLY SHIT. Should have posted this on /g/ for even more laughs

>>38880400
act like a nigger, die like a nigger
uuuuh original

OP you should find a car that's the same model as your car
Tape the phone to the bottom of the car
Try to switch the license plate if you can
Also break the window to make sure it's exactly alike
Sit back and record a bunch of spices breaking into a innocent persons car
Post on here so I can laugh
I wish you luck Finders Keepers Anon

>>38880555
>yo op we know you're a fag

Well if you aren't killed by the time you're back in your house, I guess you can toss in into your neighbor's yard or something. You really fucked up by not just giving it to them when they asked.

>>38880298
I will honestly laugh myself to death when you inevitably end up in the news for being brutally and mercilessly ass raped by Jose and the mijos. Good luck you fucking retard.

>>38881191
I actually wanna see this happen desu
Do it op!

>>38880298
If I were you, put the phone in your neighbors bush or something, but make it so it's somewhat visible, then the gang or whatever think they just got you mixed up

we comin for you ese

>>38881312
>then the gang or whatever think they just got you mixed up
Who the fuck takes a phone he found at Walmart, drives home, and tosses it in his bush? If OP wants to just be rid of it that's one thing, but he is wayyyy past the point of giving them the slip.

>>38881312
They're still not going to fix his window.

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>>38880640
Dude just give the Philippines ne back. They are in the right for being resonable and giving you a chance but you decided to act retarded. I hopw MS13 niggas jump your ass and make you a bitch boi

>>38881357
Because, the main goal is to make sure OP doesn't get killed, and if he puts in his neighbors yard or something at least that has a chance of getting the gang off his back.

Also OP >>38880400 post some type of proof or this is all fake and gay

>find money or a phone
>pick it up with the intent to return it
>owner just happens to see you pick it up and thinks you're stealing

change your location with a gps spoofer you dumb nigger

>>38880298
Literally just give the phone back and let them take turns breeding your boipussy with their thicc uncut cocks.

>>38880769
LMAO AND HE TRIES TO STEAL A GUN IN THE GUN STORE BECAUSE THE GUN SHOP OWNER LEFT IT OUT
"Finders keepers" he says as 30 .223 rounds slam into his chest at +1000 fps

>>38880400
is this a real person?

is this a real thread?

>>38880298
Build a wall around your house to prevent the spics from invading

You will not survive the night.

OP died, guys. RIPIP. F

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>>38880298
Karma is a bitch.
Enjoy being kidnaped in your sleep by spics only to wake up in a dark room with a video camera and some beaner with a machete who is going to slice your throat and reach through your neck and pull your tounge through your neck. A colombian necktie i belive its called.
Who will then upload the video to the dark web titled:
"Dont steal phones with cartel contacts on!"

Its not like they didn't give you a chance to own up, so they are in every right to make an exaple of you.
But i mean lenghts people will go to by risking their lives for materialistic shit is compley beyond me, though I cant blame you as its what we have all been conditioned to think by the Jewish led marxist-capitalist mass media.

But look on the brightside you will be able to redeem yourself in the next life by hopefully not making such miss calculated mistakes and get the chance to live a more honorable life and prove yourself to the gods that you live a worthy existance.

Op here, I got aids and then I died

>>38881841
>Hindu mumbo-jumbo
>implying he won't be reincarnated as a rat

>>38881841
>cartel contacts
What about cartel glasses

>>38880298
good maybe you'll be fucked raw for being a fucking ugly ass theif

>>38880298
Don't listen to these faggots, you found the phone, so why shouldn't you take it? However, being jumped by spic gangs is what happens when you steal their shit. If you're not prepared to deal with the consequences, then you shouldn't steal. At this point you may as well keep it, you already said you didn't have it. Calling the cops is the pussy way out though.

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>>38880298
>people knock on OP's door
>he answers

haha wow

ask me how I know you're a total fucking dumbass. Do you not even have secret knocks?

>>38881996
>he uses a virgin knock

wow

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>>38880344
>>38880372
>>38880379
>>38880510
>>38880511
>>38880580
>>38880602
>>38880621
ITT: Moralfags, fundies and summerfags

>>38882013
at least I don't use the virgin-get-my-windshield-fucking-destroyed-because-I'm-a-shit-tier-thief-thing

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This is what happens when you mess with la familia!


In all seriousness tho anon, just call the cops and toss the phone in your backyard or some shit and just act surprised when you find it there. Then the blame can shift to someone else like your neighbor and eventually in the blame shifting process the heat will just fall off of anybody. Make sure to like dust off fingerprints and remove conversations and all that.
Odds are it isn't the cartel. Just some Mexicans. It's how we do.

>>38882013
>He uses the virgin website
Just wait till the day you open that door and take a shotgun blast to the face, faggot.

>>38882112
>he takes the virgin bait

never saw one this easy honestly, you should probably uninstall 4chan

>>38880412
no te preocupes asl' OP
u fucked with the wrong ppl

>>38882147
>Uninstall 4chan
>Unironically using 4chan in current year
Have you not heard of Reddit, faggot? You must do, I can tell from the Reddit spacing, fellow Redditor. We only browse this site ironically, didn't you get the memo?

>>38880298
You stupid spook jailbreaking NEVER bypasses the passcode where the FUCK is everyone getting this thought from

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Just came home from work and found this. This shit is getting out of control. I didn't ask for this man. I'm staying at my brother's tonight and I'm keeping the phone. Fuck those illegals. They aren't making a bitch outta me.

>>38882193
[img=100x100]https://emojipedia-us.s3.amazonaws.com/thumbs/120/apple/96/thinking-face_1f914.png[/img]

>>38882220
I'm just gonna assume this entire thread is FAKE NEWS and you made it up because no one can be this stupid

>>38882220
You just made a big mistake muchacho.

>>38880298
Put it in the microwave and close the door

>>38882237
Maybe I jumped the gun. I'm going to leave them a note saying they better cough up some dough for the phone or I'll take it to the cops.

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>>38881861
Reincarnation and the concept of being recycled is a sytem found in many pre abrhamic spiritual belief sytems around the world such as..
>Norse Paganism
>Japanese Shintoism
>Germanic Paganism
>Native american paganism
>Buddhism
>and of course Hinduism

Call it mumbo jumbo all you like but I like to belive in the metaphysical concept of our spirits and honour ascending beyond our rotting corpses when we die, onto a greater plain of existance.
Dead bodies also create life in the form of
>Festering Larvae
>meals for predtors to survive
>fertalising the soil for plants to grow.
>allowing the stronger to dominate and the weak to die out so future generations have a greater chance of survival and life.

Im sorry but I take a biological concept linked with nature, rather than Nihlistic atheism where their is no point or explanation for life, death and our existance as everything is infinite and beyond stubbon calls of nothingness.
Not to mention an abrahmic concept that if we are all subservient, follow the writings of mentally ill men and be good goys.
Then we will be rewarded in the after life with eternal paradise, along with the rest of the dead and have all of lifes luxuries or face eternal damnation in the firery depts of hell being tortured by deamons for the rest of eternity!

>>38880298
>>38882220
I want this to be real in the same way as when I heard a transsexual brony obsessed with a one-off Danny Phantom villain shot up a corner store

>>38882431
>rather than Nihlistic atheism where their is no point or explanation for life
>I don't like this pessimistic idea so it's wrong
I wish we could all be like you, anon: Believing something because it sounds nice and not because it's logical or provable.

>>38882550
It was a supermarket where he worked, June 2017 in PA

>>38881861
(1)
Along with the rest of the dead and have all of lifes luxuries or face eternal damnation in the firery depts of hell being tortured by deamons for the rest of eternity!

And as for being reincarnated as a rat a rat could still live an honourable life and accend to the next stage up from a rat.
By being a smart and strong rat that looks beyond the rat trap with a bait of cheese and realises its a trap and instead focuses on crumbs on the kitchen floor.
Thus letting weaker rats take the Bait who will die not being able to pass on their superior genes to the next generation any longer if they havent already, and letting their offspring die of starvation due to not knowing or being able to survive again strenghing the gene pool of rats and making future rats more likely to be honorable

>>38880298
LOL shouldn't steal if you have your own property. When poor people steal they live in big commieblocks which makes it impossible for someone to find you, then they usually sell the phone after

>>38880298
Honestly if you're not looking for trouble, just put the phone out in front of your front door so if they come to shoot up your shit they'll get it back and be gone.

>inb4 moralfag
Op asked for help so I'm giving it to him

>>38880298
Should have called the cops.
Those spics probably stole it or sold drugs for it.
Either way bait.

>>38880640
You are not. You are nothing but a dirty fucking nigger. Now give it back Jamal

>>38880298
put it in a airplane mode, retard.

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>>38882755
You're on the wrong site, moralfag

>>38880640
You know you just can't instantly get a gun, right? There's a background check.

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OP sabemos que estas en la casa de tu hermano, solo entrega el telefono y nadie saldra herido

>>38880298
Give back the phone Tyrone

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>>38882867
In america?
Wow what to do with those 15 minutes.
Fuck off whats with all these spics?

>>38880400
Act like a nig you'll be treated like one. Hopefully they fuck the shit out of your house and car.

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NUr9k is cancer. 15-year-old moralfags that think the word nigger is edgy and applicable in all circumstances. You find a phone and you take it. Anybody that says otherwise is still following their parents' religion.

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>>38882581
Your taking my point out of context and making me look like an opinionated arse who belives there opinion "is better than every one elses because they are superior and every one else sucks."

We can agree everything as we know it is infite and beyond our comprehension and the human race is just a pathectic grain of sand example compared to what is truly out their in the depths of space and what ever lies beyond that its just unimaginable and infinte.

Yet at the same time you take this closed minded black pilled left brain style of thinking that their is no meaning to life on earth or sense of spirtal energy it is just complete and utter nothingness that is completly limited to the boundaries of reality.

That is what they want us to think they dont want people questioning reality and looking beyond numbers and logic, they want to keep the people down and turn them into conformist faceless drones who only care about artfical ideals of materialism and entertainmemt that are easy to control.
But once you break the overton window and revert to right brain ways of thinking they run around like headless chickens knowing that the game is up as people can now see beyond the illusion and invoke ideas of utopianism and infinte ideas that are bold full of character and express a notion of non conformity.

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>>38882986
>pick up a hundred dollar iphone 3gs (which are shit)
>some how worth property damages in the hundreds.
No, if these spics where not so fucking uppity and dumb spics they would have just went to the police first and got it from them.
But since they are illegals and are from gutamlahura, they do dumb shit like threaten property damage and bodily harm.
Not a judge but I can tell you right now the judge can and will convict the spics first.

Op they are going to spray your house with mac-11s if you don't give it back

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>>38882581
(1)
and infinte ideas that are bold full of character and express a notion of non conformity against the established notions of conformity and constriction.

>>38882963
>He thinks the background check is just 15 minutes

Wow, I didn't know some people were so uninformed.

>>38883077
Lol how the fuck were they being uppity and dumb? They went to his house and just asked for it back fair and square, you must be some kind of retard

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OP you're fucked, You are here asking for advice on what to do which shows you have NO idea what to do.

Just chuck the phone somewhere else or return it to the owners desu. According to "you" they threw a brick through your window, their the type not to fuck with desu.

>>38883297
>pick up something that's not yours
>owner finds you and asks you too give it back
"No"
>Surprised when owner gets mad

Weird how that works

>>38883077

Nigga ever heard of DATA?
maybe it contains a spics marriage photos...
The reason people want *their* phone back, and not *a* phone, when they lose it is data.

>>38882220
Just give the beaners their fucking phone, you're risking your life for a goddamn Apple product.

Have fun being beheaded by a dull knife

>>38883440
If they don't skin him alive first. Which is worse, Mexicans or Muslims?

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YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING DIE

WRITE YOUR WILL NOW

>>38883184
It is in Florida.
>>38883297
>Lol how the fuck were they being uppity and dumb?
By pulling some machismo tough guy shit like I said call the cops and report it stolen.
Op shouldn't have taken it but those spics shouldn't have threatened OP.
Both party's are niggers.
>>38883399
>Nigga ever heard of DATA?
>maybe it contains a spics marriage photos...
>The reason people want *their* phone back, and not *a* phone, when they lose it is data.
NIGGER EVER HEARD OF A LAPTOP WITH I CLOUD AND A USB DRIVE IN 8 GIGs.
NO because you and those niggers are niggers.
Fuck off.
Seriously done arguing.
When something gets stolen you talk to the police.
Or you go through the "IMA TOUGH GUY' shit and vandalism stuff to prove you a macho man and get arrested for vandalism, disturbing the peace, assault and guess what threatening people with violence.
No wonder there is so many manlets on this site you are all spics and cannot for the life o yous do things like normal adults.

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>>38883481
Illegal spics don't actually do that in America right?

>>38883184
The ATF has designated some states' firearm possession or carry permits/licenses as exempting that person from the NICS background check requirement since ownership of such permits/licenses require a background check
Why get a background check when you got a FFL or a LTC?

Okay I've read the entire thread, OP read this cause this is important dude im looking out for you here this is going to be helpful. Go to the doctor and tell them you have brain damage, you probably picked up a bit of the old brain damage when you drunk the insides of that thermometer, but go to the doctors and tell them about what you did and I'm sure they'll have a place for you in some sort of asylum somewhere

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>>38883057
>Still Being this much of a normiefag who falls for the jewish indvidualist narcissistic greed for materialistic shite meme.
Wew lad!

Its not simply a question of following a religious doctrine that anwsers that you must hand the phone back or its a sin.
But simply the notion of treating others how you wish to be treated, in this case if you lost your phone you would hope someone went through the effort to get it back to its owner and didnt simply get it jail breaked for their own personal greed.

And to deny the existace and not caring that bad actions have bad conquences is just denying a basic principle of social physcolgy within socitey take a look at OP's story and see for yourself.
>Problem-lost phone
>Reaction-Confront OP ask nicely
>Soloution-get violent and make OP pay for something he stole that didnt belong to him.

>>38883548
No, I think they just do that south of the border. But if we didn't have Trump there'd be greater risk of them making their way here and doing it.

>>38880298
fucking idiot NEVER EVER PICK UP A LOST PHONE you better give that shit and say sorry to carlos or ese

>>38883538
>NIGGER EVER HEARD OF A LAPTOP WITH I CLOUD AND A USB DRIVE IN 8 GIGs.
>NO because you and those niggers are niggers.
>Fuck off.

So i take it you never, ever, *ever* forgot to backup something important to cloud storage, or other secondary storage?
If that's true, then congrats you are the first human to have done so.

People make mistakes.

I'm not saying the beaners are justified in their behavior, all I'm saying that it's extremely easy to see a logical reason for them getting aggressive.

What if the data is about drug deals? Or anything illegal? Then calling the cops would be a bad move for the beaners.

Both op and spics are in the wrong now, but initially only op was, hand anyone with half a brain cell can figure out possible reasons for them giving a fuck about an old phone.

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>>38883618
It was just a phone laying on the ground. Honestly, if it were mine, I wouldn't care. I would feel like an idiot for losing it, but that's about it.
>jewish indvidualist narcissistic greed for materialistic shit
That's where you're wrong, shlomo. Materialistic possessions are meaningless to me, that's why I don't care about losing my phone, or picking up somebody else's. It's unimportant and should be treated as such. You put importance on the materialistic shite' by justifying retrieving it in such a violent way.

Op you're already in deep shit.
What you should do is jailbreak that shit and find out what's on there.

>>38881606
>+1000 fps
What the fuck does framerate have to do with bullets? Do you mean rounds per minute?

>>38883786
Americans use feet per second
God awful unit

Post a picture of the phone as proof nigga. I recommend getting the phone unlocked and calling one of the contacts saying that you want to return the phone to them but they have to do it in a public area (I would recommend near a hospital in case they try to kill you, or near a police station but these dumb faggot spics are probably highly wanted criminals on top of illegals so they probably won't agree.) A highly populated area (try a mall and do it near a security guard)

>>38880298
it's your own fault for being dumb enough to take it home when everyone knows you can track iphone locations.

>>38883841
How about I give you one foot per second up your arse you fucking european nancy.

>>38880298
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TURN THE FUCKING PHONE OFF AFTER YOU FOUND IT YOU FUCKING RETARD HOLY SHIT

>>38883920
Doesn't work, unless the battery is COMPLETELY dead (in which case you've basically ruined the battery and by proxy the phone) they are always phoning home to Apple, even if they are turned "off"

>>38880447
Crime is for niggers. I never understand when whites( the most superior race) commit nigger shit like stealing, violent crimes etc. We're just too good for that kind of shit there's no real reason

Turn the phone off, take it to the nearest large chain store/restaurant or strip mall, turn it back on and leave it in a conspicuous location so that its curse can be passed on to another

>>38880412
Exactly homes.

I'm one of the guys that showed up at your door op. Why didn't you just give us that phone puta madre? Now we gotta take precautions on yo gringo ass.

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>>38883958
>the most superior race
>s-stealing from spics is r-real mean

>>38880298
well maybe if you didnt steal like a fucking fuck tard you would not have gotten in trouble man just give it back and be honest about it dude ppl dont like liars

>>38884017
If you fight it, it wins.

>>38881055
Better yet, do it to one of their cars.

>>38881451
>work fast food 10 years ago
>co-worker says he thinks someone dropped their wallet outside by the door
>go get it, place is busy and there are sheriffs or highway patrol eating at a table
>one of them sees me pick it up and looks at me
>have no intention of keeping wallet or contents, was giving it to the manager
>co-worker talks about how he would keep it
>I tell him I wouldn't want to lose anything either and he would probably come back for it anyway
>he does, is grateful we found it, gives me five dollars
>stutter about and explain I wouldn't want to lose my wallet and hope others would do the same for me


>be doing temp work somewhere 2-3 months ago
>find 40$ on the ground one day
>few weeks later see co-worker
>"Hey there, did ya find some money?"
>"n-nope"
>"heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh"

>>38883958
What do you think got the white race to that spot as the most superior in the first place?

>find local bus going back to Mexico
>Attach underneath
>they now have to go get it
>Wall prevents them from coming back

Or just destroy it in a way that doesn't incriminate yourself.

>>38883728
Ah but thats where your wrong Mr Shekylstein, if you were like me you would have not been inticed into picking up a phone just to take for your own material gain thus truly rejecting a sense of materialistic induced greed almost like the jews in international finance who rob people by giving them loans and then charging them intrest without even getting out of their chair to do anything.

Inb4 you could argue that the person who lost their phone is not deserving of having their phone due to them being a materialisric slave who should learn to settle for a cheaper phone that is a tenth of the price of an I phone.
Although such a scheme would be the neutral option, why would anyone do that and potentially miss out on gaining honour that might pay off in the form of
>beoming freinds with the guy who turns out to be a great person who is ordinary just like all of us with the same problems in life such as a landlord badgering him for rent money, and has a deep disdain for chads.
>he introduces you to his qt sister who you eventually end up dating, marrying having children with and spending the rest of your life together with absoute happiness.

Inb4 lets pretend that OP was Hispanic, so im not promoting micegination.

>>38883728
(2)
to further mention their is a diffrence between
>being a materialistic slave
>standing up for your property rights by taking a stand against an agressor who wont go quitely and give up what is rightfully yours.

You could be an extreme tribalistic anarchist, and say who cares its only money but thats the weak willed cuck way who would also happily give up his wife and children to a shared about in an orgy by agressors, cause "who cares man ive got my dope plants and im fighting oppresive capitalism man."

Im not taking an ultra authoritarian path ethier of beating up the thief for stealing upon first confrontation.
but to simply ask him first and then judging by his anwser turn aggresive and eventually turn to using any means neccesary to claim back what was rightfully stolen from you.
A nokia brick, an I phone and even family members it dosent matter all that maters is you stuck to a code of honour and asserted your property rights.

>>38880400
>Finders keepers
Yeah you deserve everything coming just for saying some dumb shit like that

>>38883077
It's been 4 and a half hours, just return the fucking phone and hope they'll let bygones be bygones. An old iPhone is not worth your life, you openly admitted that it's shit.

they killed him

>he didn't take the battery out of the phone as soon as he stole it

Wait can iPhones even do that without tools? OP you stupid fucker, why would you even steal a phone you can't keep from being tracked?

Just leave it in your mailbox and a sign on your front door saying it's there and hope they find it first and not some neighborhood kid.

If that doesn't work you're probably going to get the shit beat out of you. Right now they're just posturing and trying to intimidate you with the brick-- I seriously doubt they'll bother killing you unless you really provoke it, like with the gun you're claiming to buy. Just fucking get give them the phone you absolute retard.

>>38880298
Just give them their phone you fucking nigger

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>>38883958

Who cares, every race commits crime, also if your so Superior, you should actually reproduce instead of being inferior and dying by not being fit enough.

>>38884860
>lost a war because the rest of the world dog-piled you

I'd like to see anybody come out of that.

>>38884982

>Fight the world
>Gets surprised when you loose

Common, of course he was going to loose, its not rocket science.

>>38884982
>wtf why is everyone attacking us we're only trying to exterminate everyone we don't like
>guys this isn't fair please stop

>>38882220
yeah you deserve to get your shit fucked

0P are you a nigger or something?

>>38880580
>Theives below child predators
Eat glass

>>38880298
lel that's what you get for your nigger-tier behavior

should have given them the phone when they asked

you should have know about the find my phone app you retard, have fun getting fucked up

OP here
Thank fuck this thread is still alive
I just woke the fuck up and someone wrote the words 'Hola gringo' in what appears to be salsa on the outside of my window
I'm freaking the fuck out
Help me please

>>38885495
>literally stealing people's shit
>expecting them to be nice even after they gave you a chance to make it right

You can get shot for all I care

>>38880298
>being a stealing nigger

Bye OP

>>38885495
Take a look at this post OP
>>38883843

>>38885495
They're just trying to scare you OP. I'm sure you have nothing to worry about

>>38885495
Ok at this point even if you gave the phone back you are getting fucked, so you have to fight. Grab whatever you have that can be used as a weapon and try and fuck them up next time they are on your property. If you have a firearm, some warning shots should keep them off for good. Dont let them just fucking walk on your property unscathed.

>>38880425
>phon still has internal data like password and photos and contact number ennn sheet my dude!

>>38882220
I don't really believe this story anymore but can't they track the phone to your brother's, too?

>>38880547
please die.

that's the way we spell succ

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This thread is fake as fuck. Jesus christ OP you fucking faggot get a hobby.

>>38880298
Why didn't you remove the sim card you stupid fuck?

>>38882431
Jesus fuck you are autistic

>>38885495
>hola gringo
>with salsa
>FUCKING SALSA

Holy shit all of you are idiots if you believe op's story by this point.

>>38880298
If you're still reading the thread, head for the hills

>>38882622
Listen, my dude

There is no telos to this universe.

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>>38885785
Just like you're an idiot for thinking a significant number of people actually care about the authenticity of stories on 4chan and aren't just here to be entertained.

They're Mexicans. Not human. Who cares if he stole from them?

>>38885785
I just want to witness some justice man, even if it's fake

>>38883433
He's a nigger, can't let go of shiny shit, just like magpies.

>>38884498
>who cares its only money
> the weak willed cuck way who would also happily give up his wife and children to a shared about in an orgy by aggressors
What did he mean by this?
I don't think materialistic possessions are comparable to family. Having a wife and kids means you're normalfag anyway, and you should leave this board if this is the life you chose for yourself, Goldstein. I'm schizoid, celibate and antinatalist.
>"who cares man ive got my dope plants and im fighting oppresive capitalism man."
Is this what teenagers think anarchy is?
>a code of honour
>Falling for this meme in current year
All I can say to you, my Jewish friend, is morality is subjective and somebody else's opinion of you is irrelevant to a man that lives by his own standards and doesn't follow the Jew way. The strong conquer the weak. That's more or less your own argument but with a twist. You believe asserting your property rights is important, I believe finding a phone on the floor is finders keepers, and I assert that right as someone who isn't afraid of careless spics that drop phones. If you're bound by a conscience your autism is too mild for this board.

>>38886021
>just like magpies
Kek'd too hard.

>>38880298
should have just shot them or pocket dialed 911 when they were there the first time. you're fucked now basically.

>>38886108
>shooting likely gang members
Even if he 3v1d them there would be 10 more to take their place a lot more armed than him

>>38886155
well yeah but at least he didn't go down like a bitch. take some with you that way you do your ancestors proud by at least going down swinging. costing 3 lives just to end 1 is a good deal on your end.

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>>38886291
>dying for a fucking iPhone
>do your ancestors proud

>>38886340
Rules state i take down my enemies as i'm going down or take down my enemies and keep walking. Nothing about doing it for a good or noble cause just that their sides body count is higher than mine, preferably by percentage. If i had a coup stick and regalia i'd pop that on and see how beaners reacted for funsies but thats neither here nor there.

>>38886291
>Trading a valuable human life for 3 soulless, futureless subhuman trashes
Doesn't sound economical to me

>>38886450
Arguable. OP is probably a low-tier wagecuck or a NEET so his economical value is vastly outweighed by the kind of cable mexican'ts will lay down when they actually do work.

Give it back to Pedro already Jamal

this is just an ascended way to an hero

>>38880400
>finders keepers
I hope to see your beheading video posted to liveleak soon

It's too late to give it back now, they gonna fuck you over nonetheless. Call the cops now you stupid nigger and don't let these spics screw with our shit.

>>38880298
>>"It's not nice to lie, brotha. Just hand over the phone and we're square."

you fucking moron, they were nice with you, now you will get fucked by angry spics

>>38882220
Retard. This is your chance to make it right. Put the phone out with a 100 dollar note. Theyll leave you alone.

You think they want that phone because it cost them money to buy? The fucking cartel can buy a thousand more. They want that phone because theres secret shit in there. They will kill to protect that shit from ending up in the cops. Stop fucking around, give them the phone.

Ignore this opportunity and your life will not be the same

Fake and gay. Kys parking figgit.

>>38887156
Samefag here. Just read the rest of the thread, it seems youre not giving it back over something as stupid as ego. You are retarded and I think now id like to see your torture video instead

>>38880400
>finders keepers
>this isn't fair!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
*breathes in*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAH

>>38882220
>Phone Tonight
I dunno man, first they destroy your car window, then they just write you message on a fucking piece of paper? Smells like a fake story to me tbhonest.

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>>38880400
>finders keepers
haahahahah what the fuck

>>38885033
>try to save the world from Jews
>world destroys you
>world is now run by Jews
>tfw

>>38880400
>Finders keepers.
Murderous gang members murderous gang members.

>>38883538
get rid of the fucking phone ! drop it where you found it. call police so they are here when they cartel returns ! easy man.

>>38880400
Finders keepers unless they come back for it. I hope the spics kill you

>>38888683
Les majuscules connard.

>>38886379
You have probably never been in a fight in your entire 14 years on this earth.

The world does not work this way, dumbass. Take down even one of your enemies and you'll end up as Giganigga's prison bitch, got it, Coldsteel?

>>38885016
the uk and france declared war on them though, all they did was attack poland

>>38880400
>Finders keepers.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost,_mislaid,_and_abandoned_property#Mislaid_property
>Property is generally deemed to have been mislaid or misplaced if it is found in a place where the true owner likely did intend to set it, but then simply forgot to pick it up again. For example, a wallet found in a shop lying on a counter near a cash register will likely be deemed misplaced rather than lost. Under common law principles, the finder of a misplaced object has a duty to turn it over to the owner of the premises, on the theory that the true owner is likely to return to that location to search for his misplaced item.

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>>38880298
>Finders keepers. This isn't fair, they can't do this to me.
what the fuck. autism truly has no bounds..

Pick which you'd prefer to have

> old, used, iPhone with all kinds of spic germs all over it, that's locked and you can't access

> non broken window.

>>38880400
finders keepers, losers weepers anon

>>38880298
>Take phone
>Sell to nigger for low price
>They know it's stolen
>you make a quick easy 200 dollars or something
>Mexicans are their problem

>>38889817
Original owner comes after buyer
Buyer and original owner team up and both come after you

>>38890050
Blacks and spics hate eachother.

It's called theft by finding. Yes you could be charged. You should have removed the SIM and securely erased the phone, something that can be done using iTunes even I feel you don't have the passcode.

OP here. I'm still alive. Went to sleep at my borther's I decided to just leave the phone at the door. It wasn't worth it. I still hate those spics for terrorizing me for my property though.

>>38885495
This isn't me.

So, blackbot thread?

>>38884124
legal proper crime that governments and not individuals perform

>>38883728
>that's why I don't care about losing my phone or picking up someone else's

this is the most materialist statement I have read today

Get a shitload of body armor fast, your reaction times will be slower than theirs in a fight so you need to be immune to their first shots.

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OP here. Since the retards outed themselves as illegal by breaking my shit I reported them to DHS.

Will have a detail outside my house.

We're going to deport these spics

>>38880298
OP is trying to punk the cartel. lmao lulz all day! Mexican gangsters are affiliated with cartels and prison gangs; their real as shit bro. lmao your fucked. lol

>>38884617
>return the phone

well that would have been the best option when they came to his door the first time, but now he can't do it because then they'll have won