>watch dunkirk >suddenly have the urge to join the military

Dude warfare's not like that anymore don't do it.

>>38880040
Lmao,being an infantryman is extremely boring man

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>tfw our generation has no great war

Imagine if all us useless bastards were given the chance to have a glorious death on the field of battle while taking part in a great history defining event. Instead we're sitting here fapping to porn and slowly decaying.

Watch jarhead it'll clear up the urge to join the military

>>38880040
Go do it anon, I'm sure it's alot like in that movie

>>38880040
>watch a movie about people being slaughtered like fish in a barrel
>want to join army more

Why???

>>38880085
He didn't say he wanted to join the infantry, though. The Air Force played a more active role in that movie, anyway.

>>38880040
Throughout this whole film you see how inelegant warfare is. It unleashes the most base aspects of humanity. I don't know how you viewed this as an endorsement.

>>38880122
>I've been where you are now and I know just how you feel. It's entirely natural that there should beat in the breast of every one of you a hope and desire that some day you can use the skill you have acquired here.
>Suppress it! You don't know the horrible aspects of war. I've been through two wars and I know. I've seen cities and homes in ashes. I've seen thousands of men lying on the ground, their dead faces looking up at the skies. I tell you, war is Hell!
muh war

Join the military, goyim! FOR THE GLORY OF GREATER ISRAEL!

Assad must go!
Kim must go!
ISIS??? forget about them!

>onitis jokingly says we should see it together
>not sure if shes joking
>just chuckle

looks like im going to see it alone

>>38880157
>tfw watch jarhead
>tfw watch full metal jaacket
>tfw watch apocalypse now

>tfw just want to join military even more
too bad i can't

>>38880078
>Dude warfare's not like that anymore don't do it.

Yea, it is.

I just wish that privateering still existed like it did before the 1800's. Although I get why countries stopped it since they tended to encourage people to profiteer from war by violently robbing other countries and often with little to no oversight or the privateers just disregarded the rules.

>>38880651
Because fighting and dying is better than wasting away living a meaningless life, I guess.

>>38882684
>fighting
They weren't fighting shit. They were target practice for German artillery and aircraft. Actually, there's one scene where they are literally getting shot at indirectly because of target practice.

I just finished watching "Alien: Covenant"
awesome robot movie

>>38882044
>too bad i can't
why not? are you 400 pounds? just lie about your medical history to MEPS or whatever.

>TFW wanted to join the military
>TFW cant because diagnosed behavioral disorder when younger, not to mention criminal history
>TFW Army turns down a diagnosed child sociopath
>????
These people should be asking me to join them, not the other way around because some old diagnosis says I may not respond well to authority, even though I still am greater for nearly any other militaristic use.

>tfw you will never bomb sand niggers like an all powerful god from the sky

>>38880804
If the dream is funded by (((them))), why not? Fuck the greater good

>>38882745
to be completely, 100% honest, I'm a woman(not trans) and I don't believe in women serving in the military. plz no bully.

>>38884172
Why not?
Oregano-ality

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>>38884210
I just believe in traditional gender role, I'm not a feminist. Women belong in homes, doing housework. Plus, apparently most women in the military are minority welfare queens, and/or huge sluts who are just into military dudes and ride the cock carousel. Not into that.
If I was a dude, I'd definitely have joined. I don't know.

I just want to die in a war

>>38880040

You want to become a single piece of shit in an enormous genocidal septic tank?

>>38884303
>Literally who gives a fuck

Join if you want to

>>38880040
>Sign contract to join
>Join the military
>Get hazed
>Get hazed
>Get hazed
>Get shot at
>Blown up lose limbs
>Come home limbless unemployable piece of human garbage
>Government refuses to help you
>Everyone hates you for killing
Seems worth it.

>>38882684
A life of fighting as the government's puppet is throwing any meaning in your life out the window.

>>38884522
>Everyone hates you for killing
Are you kidding? Military vets are the most respected people, in America at least. You literally cannot say anything bad about veterans without a shitstorm coming your way. Plus you get free gibs for life. You're in a separate class.

>>38884616

Still a subhuman piece of shit though.

>>38880651
This. For fuck's sake, the only merit in war is when you're on tbe good guy's team, which isn't the case anymore. You want to be part of something big? Join a charity. Help people. Get educated. Join a political party. Bust your ass for someone else and fix the things that bother you in this world.

Oh that's right, these things are boring, depressing, and don't let you play IRL COD. So who fucking cares right? Fuck your military fantasies, faggot.

>>38884172
>>38884303
Just fucking join.

1.) You appeals you anti-feminism in a desperate bid to be cool online to social rejects is pathetic.
2.) "but other women su-" Be different then.

Not every single person in the army needs to be some massive, built guy. You can do a number of jobs and still see action. Stop making excuses for yourself you pathetic attention whore.

And no need to qualify women with "nlt trans", that goes without saying.

>>38884616
See>>38884625.

I really don't know why when /pol/ trolls SJWs over triggers they bitch about vets with "real" PTSD. I feel more sorry for someone who got diddled as a kid than someone who signed up to murder kids. Fuck vets, I'll shoot off fireworks whenever I want.