>"Hey girls this is my brother Anon...nice you finally came out of your room today bro hahaha, we were just talking about our most crazy sex stories..whats yours anon? hahahha pssst he's a virgin girls hahhah"
*roaring female laughter*
>>38879874
You told them about when you fucked our dog, sis? What the fuck.
>>38879874
These threads are so fucking autistic please stop making them
>>38879874
THIS FUCKING HAPPENED TO ME 1 WEEK AGO
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW
literally fucking happened to me, was awkward was fuck, except i was sitting on a computer and she brought her friends into my room without asking first and you could see the disgust in their faces as they walked came by and saw that someone actually lives like i do.
ill admit they were kind've hot like pic related and i jacked off right after they left.
>>38879874
>*roaring female laughter*
/r9k/'s greatest weakness
>>38879874
>and would any of you like to change that? No? didn't think so, so keep your fucking mouths shut or I will not hesitate to slap the everliving shit out of all of you stupid cunts and go back to playing video games
>>38879874
Hei, jenter! Er det fredagstaco her? Hva film ser dere?
>>38879919
>The Incel Zoo
ITS FUCKING OVERits FUCKING OVER
>>38879874
You do realize shit like this never happens in real life right? Oh yeah, /r9k/ doesn't leave their rooms.
>>38879874
Yo-you too sis just go-gotta use the bathroom
>>38879874
>"Look who it is girls! The troll decided to leave his cave!"
>>38879902
This. What kind of faggot makes these roleplay threads
>>38879973
Is that fucking satan in the bottom left?
>>38879965
see
>>38879919
hmmmm well normie just because YOU never get bullied doesnt mean robots don't, really makes you think huh?
>>38879973
how can some be an 8 and a 3 at the same time
>>38879973
Thanks for the reaction image, anon.
>>38879973
Imagine the aroma in that room
Id lick all they're cheesy toes
>>38879874
women are fucking pieces of shits
>>38880002
you do realize that is probably some faggot roleplaying right? This is 4chan m8
>>38879874
This is unironically a fantasy of mine. After they laugh they strip me naked and force me to be their slave for being such a loser and I spend the rest of the week doing w/e they tell me to do, escalating from just licking their feet to eating their shit and vomit. In the end they cut my balls off to make me a more docile slave and I spend the rest of my life being my sister's eunuch slave. I get hard just thinking about it.
>>38879973
Girl on bottom left. Top kek.
>>38879902
How about you just leave the board you fucking cunt, seeing as how you nothing in common with it.
>>38880086
bro what. get help!
>>38880086
fucking die please
>>38880086
go back to /b/ you twat
>>38880280
>implying
He sounds like a /pol/ack
>>38880086
That's kinda hot, except the feet part, that shit is gross. Feet are nasty.
>Tfw none of this type of shit happened to me after I started getting laid and got game
All the chances I had to get pussy in high school and fucked up...
>>38880118
>seeing as how you nothing in common with it
>you nothing in common
>you nothing
K E K
>>38879973
Sick post hormone Leno pic.
>>38880339
>feet are nasty
>"Hey son, I sold you as a toilet" is ok
I think you got your priorities upside down dude.
>>38879919
>I jacked off right after they left
Spoken like a true robot, well done friend
>>38879973
wtf is that creature in the bottom