>I heard it was your birthday today Anon! Here, I've got a present for you!
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPBBBT
>smell farts or shit
>get hardon
why is my body like this
>>38879437
Desuposting>brapposting
>>38879437
Unf this is so fucking hot
>>38879437
I always knew Hilda was best Pokegirl
CHECKMATE ROSAFAGS
>>38879467
>why is my body like this
You eat like shit, you never exercise, you don't go outside, you don't have social interaction, and you sit at the computer all day
>>38880038
I eat fine, I exercise a few times a week. The rest is spot on though.
>tfw a qt girl will never seduce you with her farts
why even live?
There's absolutely nothing sexy about farts. I don't get it. I tried looking for face sitting videos on pornhub once and found that most of them involved farting. why. That is so disgusting. Even the girls would laugh hysterically after farting in the guy's face and he just gets super hard.
This appeals to my hyper fetish but it's quickly ruined by the brap.