/greentext/ thread? /greentext/ thread. No stories because

OP here, btw sorry for the Chinese shit in the image. I got it from Google images. RIP

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>be me
>fuck OP's mother
>OP was born
>mfw i am your father

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>>38875971
Tfw I realise

>>38875774

fine, I'll start.

>be in high school
>go to a new study-group-type thingy
>I'm the only boy in there; there are like 7-9 girls
>they soon find out that I'm basically a vegetable
>for some reason, some of them are super friendly to me
>never noticed me in school, but in this group, they actually know me well
>within a few weeks, people are trying to spread rumors
>retarded classmates are astonished that grills give a fuck about me
>fast-forward a few months
>one day, we're done and are packing to leave
>this one girl that has been really nice to me since the beginning is talking with me
>everyone left, we're the only two people left in the room
>grill makes jokes, I smile and continue the conversation, trying not to laugh like a retard and appear even more autistic
>at one point we get up and go towards the door
>as we're talking and she's holding the door, grill suddenly tells me 'you know anon I really like you; you know, I can do anything for you'
>'anything'
>I don't even realise wtf is happening
>try to think of something really clever to say
>say 'nah, I know you won't, heh'
>grill looks at me for a bit and smiles
>we leave together and grill asks me to walk with her to her car.
>we talk on the way
>a few days after that, she breaks up with her boyfriend.
>a few days more, and it suddenly hits me
>mfw I realise that I'm actually an autist
>mfw I realise that I had a chance with one of the most popular girl in school
>mfw I realise it's a miracle I still haven't died from forgetting how to breath or some shit
>mfw I realise that she actually flirted with me a lot and I thought she was just trying to make fun of me

I'm a retard.

>>38876243
>nah, I know you won't, he

Reading this hurt my soul

>>38876243
Whats the end?
You turn ou to became popular, married with her and today have two beloved children?

>>38876642

no ending yet. I'm currently starting uni.

>>38876727
I just want to know if you engaged her somehow?
You at least gave her a romantic kiss?

>>38875774

>be me
>2 days old
>realise ive made a huge fucking mistake

>>38876762

nope. My life ain't that kind of movie. We were friendly for some time. After graduating, I never talked to her again.

Another retarded story like this

>probably in the last year of highschool
>a grill(not the first one) asks me whether I want to go to prom(not actually organised by my school, by some other students and shit. Gonna be a clusterfuck)
>we're near two or three other people
>she's actually a good friend of that first girl
>not really a qt. like the first one, but really friendly with everyone and is generally nice
>remember that she likes fucking with other people
>remember that their whole friend circle jokes around a lot
>was looking at my phone
>ask 'what?', trying to make her think that I din't hear her correctly
>while trying to assess the situation and come up with a nice answer or some shit
>can'tfoolmeinfrontofyourfrineds.jpg
>she asks me three times
>three fucking times
>'anon, go to the prom with me'
>I keep saying 'what' like the fucking autist I am
>then she says nevermind
>I realise 'oh shit, she might have been serious'
>tell her 'no really, tell me'
>'nooothing anoon.'
>I realised once again that I'm a fucking retard

And that's probably the only two times when girls actually showed genuine interest in me.


The first girl I mentioned in the previous post, we don't really keep in touch anymore. the second girl, well, I actually talked with her a few months before in facebook. That conversation was autistic as well. But not as much as these two irl fuck-ups.

>>38876764
I can relate, very originally

>>38877105
They were both making fun of you.

>>38877271
that's what I keep telling myself anon. Even when grill1 once asked me to rate grill2 on a scale of 10, I told myself "I'm just too smart for this shit".

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>>38875774
>Freshman year
>all sorts of girls from different middle schools coming to one high school
>SurelyIhaveachancenow.jpg
>Cute girl thinks I'm hilarious
>we'll call her erica
>always getting cozy with me
>I have a disorder that when things go good
>I go autistic
>For some reason start insulting her
>Call her chewbacca because she has peach fuzz on her lip
>Plug out her computer while she's doing an essay in english class
>One day shes trying to call her mom for a ride home
>Blurt out into the phone "Erica likes penis! : v )
>However
>No matter how far my powerlevel would ascend
>She would just awkwardly laugh it off
>Eventually she moves on to another guy
>He starts hanging out with us
>One day after school he's with me and Erica
>Decide to go max power even tho its a monday
>I say "Erica you have something in your hair lol"
>"Oh Where"?
>Lean over and spit in her hair because I think its gonna be a funny joke
>Yell out "RIGHT HERRRR!!"
>She has a look that I lack the vocabulary to describe
>It a mix of horror, sadness, shock and despair.
>If someone saw they would think she was raped.
>The dude who was with us then proceeds to beat my ass like there's no tomorrow.
>was quite surprised but figured out quickly his reasoning
>Erica watches us.
>It reminded me of my chinese cartoons.
>When the main character swoops in the nick of time to save the girl.
>I was a pretty fast thinker and already knew the outcome of the situation
>Realize I have no chance of winning
>Realize that I have to escape
>Realize that I must go home and learn how to endure shame
>Realize that I might have something wrong with me
>I was able to escape the beating and had to have my mom pick me up at a walmart 3 miles away from the school.

The worst part is this isn't even the most cringest moment of my HS career. Or even my life

>>38877363

Now this, this is actual autism.

alright I'll share another one

>Be in middle school
>one day during recess, salvage a stolen marker from some retards
>think that I'm some sort of justiciar or some shit
>take marker back to class
>go straight o class captain
>class captain is a grill
>a fucking ugly, tall, bitchy grill
>be 'good boi' and return the marker to her
>she suddenly bursts out laughing infront of her friends
>asks me 'anon, why do you walk so strange'
>mfw I realise I have bad posture
>mfw I realise that this bitch once cried in front of the entire class for getting low marks but now is making fun of me
>get back from there without saying a word