Which fetishes do you have that you wish you didn't have?

>>38875258
I wish I didn't fetishize having the shit best out of me

scat

my shame is original :(

>>38875258
I'm using my imagination to think of her being bred.

>>38875380
Beat as in femdom type shit?

I have a very convenient fetish.
I like toes.
They have the same effect on me as a fully naked woman with huge breasts.

Summer is heaven for me.
Toes, toes, toes, everywhere.
Painted toes. Cute french pedicures. Normal toes. It's so awesome that I can't believe Odin allowed me to be so lucky.

>>38875258
>Pic related is a very tasteful depiction of mine. You can use your imagination to put one and one together.
No, I have no idea what your fetish is.

>>38875258
I like tall women, thin women with big tits, or chubby women with big tits. I'm a simple man.

>>38875510
Do you walk around with an errection all the time?

>>38875554
>No, I have no idea what your fetish is.
You sweet summer child. Try to retain that innocence forever.
>>38875510
>Painted toes. Cute french pedicures. Normal toes. It's so awesome that I can't believe Odin
No hate, but why is it always the feet guys who are always the most creepy/eloquent about their fetish?

>>38875623
I just wanted you to say that you're a femanon who's into bestiality desu.

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gore, nothing makes me harder than watching one of those ISIS executions or looking at a semi-fresh corpse torn to ribbons (Elizabeth Short comes to mind)
can fap to other shit but it usually is a chore

>>38875670
I would really rather not spell it out honestly. It does make me uncomfortable, hence why I wish I didn't have it.

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I always wanted to be a fancy butler to a rich lady my age or younger and as I work in a beautiful environment she asks me to service her on occassion.

there was a touhou doujin I fapped to about this exact premise but it was meh.
Re:zero is pretty much this to a T. Being a butler and having a good fun times with the lady of the house while feeling productive.
I looking shit in any suit so this will never really work.

>>38875765
>I would really rather not spell it out honestly.
Do it anyway. You have to, now.

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>>38875258
Girls and horses. Sometimes also when rimming is involved.

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My fetishes are BBW and femdom. Loving fat girls is advantageous because they're easier to get with, but femdom sucks because there are no women at all that are into it (excluding awful dominatrix bitches that just pretend to like it for the $$$). Revealing that you're into femdom is also a great way for a woman to rapidly lose respect for you and eventually break things off, regardless of how much she claims to like it/be okay with it at first. Being into fat girls also sort of sucks because your partner will inevitably end up having health problems. If I had a choice though, I'd keep the BBW fetish, and lose the femdom.

>>38875788
What more is there to say? That's the fetish. Also,
>>38875805
Fuck me sideways.

>>38875856
>What more is there to say? That's the fetish. Also,
I really don't get it.

Fucking sleeping girls, and bestiality are those I could do without.

Luckily sometimes girls will indulge the sleeping sex, but bringing it up is difficult.
Never even bothered to ask a girl about being into animals yet, she would need to show some signs of being into that first.

>>38876162
I don't think it'd ever be possible for the latter to happen in a relationship. It's too taboo.

>>38875510
This is why people hate foot fetishists.

Antropomorphic animals (most of the time horses or taurus) breeding human female. I didn't went full bestiality yet but it will probably happend when I will run out if stuff on exh.

>>38875983
she's into beastiality and a little shy about it anon

Bestiality
Specifically horses and canines

i am not original

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>>38877031
F U R F A G S
E V E R Y W H E R E

>>38877456
>Bestiality
>Specifically horses and canines
are you a grill?

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>>38877501
uh
i aspire to be one day, even though thinking this way is wrong and unhealthy
sorry to disappoint

>>38877456
Patrician choice

Originallgially

>>38877898
>tfw did horse riding as a teen and got rock hard whenever I passed the stable
>tfw not in possession porn related to this, only drawings
>tfw anything zoophile-related illegal in country
I GUESS I JUST
WASN'T MADE FOR THESE TIIIMES

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>>38878079
>drawings
Yeah, that loophole is all we have.

>>38875258
Painted nails
oreganus

>>38878447
>oreganus
I'm too scared to google what this is.

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>>38875258
My fetishes are holding hands, cuddling, romance and true, passionate love between two people

I wish I didn't have em' because I know I'm never getting any

>>38875623
Foot fetish guys have the appearance of being creepy sometimes because feet are the biggest fetish and as such there are more creeps inside that group.