>be me
>born an autist with a disfigured face
>family decides to throw me down a cliff because they thought i was stillborn
>i wasn't
>am now an autistic cripple with a disfigured face
>dad and brother are total chads
>dad decides to hook me up with a qt
>we get married
>she doesn't want to have sex
>OK.jpg
>few months later suspect that my chad brother is sleeping with my wife
>divise an extreemly autistic plan
>catch them in the act and tie them up
>call my family over to show them what chad had been doing
> they all start laughing
>turns out my wife is a massive slut and everyone knew
>everyone but me
>almost certain that near every male in my family has fucked her
>am now a autistic virgin cripple with a disfigured face
>stuck in a loveless marriage
>stuck making cool shit for my chad brother and chad dad
>chad brother is still cucking me but no one cares
Is hephaestus /ourgod/
>>38875084
Sounds fake as fucc how r u cripple and you tied them up faggot?
>>38875084
>is crippled
>manages to tie up a chad without getting ass kick
nice try, anon
>>38875332
hes talking about Hephaestus you got damb fool, read the bottom
>>38875332
it's a mythological story you fucking idiot
>>38875420
>>38875431
Oh my bad I overlooked it both of you eat shit and die