"How's the job hunt going there, Slugger? You know,

tfw cant give a firm handshake because hands are too small

>>38874190
What is the perfect handshake like? A short squeeze like I do it? Still too lump imo but going full ham press seems retarted too.

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>>38874222
"Now I know I didn't raise my little Champ to quit when the bases are loaded. It's simply a matter of showing up and asking to speak with the manager. Stand up straight, look him in the eye, give him a firm handshake, and tell him you won't be late. That's all it takes, Champ. You can do this."

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>gave myself a handshake of reasonable firmness
>mfw I'm now the president of everything
You were right dad.

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>>38874339
"See, Slugger? There's nothing a little persistence, confidence, and a lotta firm handshake can't solve."

he works for the mercenary -- the firm handshaker

>tfw parents actually told me to just walk into a store and ask for a job last week
>"not all jobs can be found online anon"
>every store refers me to their online hiring form

guess my handshake wasn't firm enough

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>>38874446
Dad?

Nolaregano

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>>38874663
"Perhaps he is wondering why he should even think of hiring you, before you've given him a firm handshake..."

>>38874662
"Online forms and questionnaires, powerful agents to the uninitiated. But you're still going to go back in there and give the manager a firm handshake. Aren't you, Champ?"