Anyone here ever seen a naked girl? What's it like to see

its part of the meaning of life

It's pretty much the same. In fact, in the age of digital computers with 10000px images, you could probably get a better look from an image than irl

>>38873020

Pretty underwhelming 2bh

The first time i saw a naked woman was when a whore got pranked to flash me. It was fucking 1000 times worse than just seeing it online because the body was attached to a fucking scumbag. Basically unless you find a girl you like its not worth it.

Yes.

Same as porn, but with more realistic lighting.

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>>38873020
It's super exciting when your young but there aren't like a million combinations of boobs and butt and twat. I'm not really big on looking at vagina dude..: they just aren't flattering, butts...take it or leave it. Fucking love tits and seeing them even irl isn't anywhere good as actually holding and playing with them, so soft but also like taunt and smooth. I don't have much experience however. I dated a lot when I was 7-12 years old and found my "one" when I was 14 so my adult experience comes from that one special gal

>>38873124
You know I made this thread only expecting meme answers, but this was actually a decent and constructive response. I keep this in mind if I ever get to see a grill naked. Thanks anon

>>38873149
Yeah not fond on pussy either 2bh. I'm more of an ass man myself, though I reckon if I saw either of them I would be equally as excited. Having said that, I think I would prefer playing with tits than touching a butt, pretty much for the reasons you described. I have actually touched bare tits before, though only through a shirt and bra Good on you for having that teenage romance anon. Did you take her cherry too?

It makes you feel pure euphoria

>>38873286
Then you haven't touched bare tits then you autist

>>38873149
>so my adult experience comes from that one special gal
Be glad, all the best my dude.

>>38873286
We were each other's first time yeah. I was actually her first and only boyfriend because her sister and brother convinced her she was too ugly to deserve love..took a lot of work to build her up and she's a completely different person than she was back then, idk if that's what made us so strong or what but we were just what each other needed.

>>38873353
Thank you anon

>>38873339
Well they were clothed but I still touched the skin and even the nipples. Anyway you knew what I meant you pedantic bellend
>>38873425
r-reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
jk good on you man. Treasure her man, girls like that are few and far between. I would kill to be in your situation

>>38873149
>but there aren't like a million combinations of boobs and butt and twat.
Nothing is worse than a girl with small saggy flat tits. They're disgusting. And yea, even girls in their 20s can have them

>>38873020

>tee hee, turn around for a second anon!
>*snapchats chad this picture* -haha anon is such a loser!
>ok you can turn around now

>>38873124
>was when a whore got pranked to flash me

She flashed you as a joke, or got tricked into it, I'm a little confused.

>>38873149
>>38873286

Innies are so fucking aesthetic though, love that shit. Even meat curtains can look appealing at a certain angle.

>>38873020

not gonna lie. its pretty great, a facefull of tits is awesome.

i didnt fuck her though...

>>38873286
I've touched bare tits too, but through a shirt, bra and a meter of air

>>38873020
At first it's exciting. You're hard as fuck. You want to explore her body, eat her pussy, fuck her 24/7. After you've seen a bunch you stop caring. I don't really get hard for nude girls anymore. They have to start sucking me off first.

>>38875163
lol I must be overly sexual...I'll still get hard as well from seeing the same tits I've seen for years...I'll get hard from a hug man. It's hard for me to grasp that guys get this kind of sexual tolerance for nudes and simple contact etc

>>38874781
I've touched a group of bare tits at once before. I was in a high school classroom with like 10girls and touched them from across the room through their jackets shirt and bra of course

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>>38873020
>Anyone here ever seen a naked girl?

>>38875230
I think part of it is porn. Part of it is laziness. I'm not as young as I used to be and I don't give a fuck about pleasing girls anymore. I want my nut and then I want to leave. Part of it is seeing it enough that it's just going through the motions yet again. She undresses. Tries to be sexy. Fails. I'll tell her to suck me to get us started. Shitty blowjob because I probably upset her.

The only exception to this was the slut I fucked before the girl I'm with now. She could act sexy and suck cock like a pro. Still didn't get hard. I dunno. Also drunk rn

>>38875351
I guess I like the adventure of getting to orgasm as much as the orgasm. So I try to set like an hour or more for masturbating cuz I want to edge and just enjoy the feeling of stroking my dick and then when I've decided I've been greedy enough I bust. Same for all sex acts, I don't want to cum any sooner than like 30minutes cuz that just isn't fun/enjoyable

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>>38873020
Story time niggas
>high school
>dad is coach
>moving shit around after school
>in girls locker room
>hear them walking in
>too far away from door
>weeaboism kicks in
>hide in abandoned locker
>giant long ones
>hear roasties roasting about
>peek at them getting dressed
>fucking geographical ohio
>handful of decent bodies
>showers in front of me
>watch some shower
>erect as fuck
>try to rub one out
>locker rattling
>roasties look over
>lose interest
>think of escape plan
>shuffle feet
>feel cloth
>pick up spats
>put that shit on face like rape man
>resume beating off
>roasties finally come over
>I kick open locker and jump out
>bust roastie lip
>do the eustace ooga booga
>run out
>cameras are shit and they never catch me
>dad knows it was me but thinks it was prank
>tfw fondest high school memory

>>38873020
I did,
It's really nice that you can tuch her boobs (too bad they are very small)
pussy feels like what you think it would feel desu

I saw so many HD porn that It's not feel so much different to see.

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Whenever I see my gf's small perky tits (which are the only ones I've ever seen unless you count my mom's and grandma's) I get this very intense compulsion to suck on them, my heart races and it's very hard to control myself

>>38875249
Damn all 10 of them were down with you touching them at once?

You were the only guy in class that day? Lucky bastard.

>>38876953
it feels real nice anon
ask nicely when you two are alone and doin the shiggy diggy

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i have
>5 years ago senior year
>wasn't an autist with a trap fetish
>b4 i browsed this horrible place
>i was happily in love with the perfect girl, she was in advanced cheerleading
>9/10 qt
>things were going great
>one day on the internet i heard about 4chan and how it has funny memes
>fuckit.jpg
>confused, i scrolled vigorously
>see a photo of a 10/10 naked chick
>hottest chick ever
>goddamn i love this place
>i become sherlock holmes trying to find the sause
>EUREKA found the sause
>fap time
>fapping at the speed of light
>scroll down
>questionable younger photo of her
>meh, fuck it
>keep fapping until i cum with the force of 10,000 suns
>don't feel satisfied, just emptiness
>begin to do more research on the qt
>ohgodno
>turns out she was underage
>mfw i just fapped it to cp
i broke up with my gf and was never the same again

>>38873020
Nothing special desu. It's more hot to me when they are dressed up like sluts. This one 18 yo virgin white girl I fucked had fucking hairs sticking out of her areola- shit was pretty nasty

>>38873976
she got dared to by another Stacy.

>>38877277
YOU AUTIST
IT WAS ONE TIME, JUST DON'T DO IT AGAIN
YOU WOULD'VE BEEN FINE
5 YEARS TOO LATE

>>38877558
i would never, but now i have a severe fetish for traps and cat girls

I remember in after school care at primary school (elementary school for you americlaps) there was a kindergarten girl who walked around flashing her vag one day. Everyone was looking away and acting all grossed out I secretly was looking though.

people went streaking every year at my university. the school knew when it was going to happen (because it was always the same time, same place) but was powerless to stop it so they just tried to do their best to keep it all on campus. everybody went out to see it, it was like this weird public event where everybody stands around like the running of the bulls or something and then suddenly, naked drunk people sprint past you and the crowd starts going "WOOOOOOOOO!" like they're in a daredorm video

i've seen a shit ton of people (including people i know personally, people i recognize from class, random people i see around campus) naked.

it is not all that exciting without any of the typical context of intimacy. like you might think it would be hot or something, but really you're just like "oh, margaret from english class last semester has nipple piercings" or "the guy who burned his hand on the panini press in the cafeteria moves really fast for how heavy he is"

having seen 4 of these, i submit the following observations on the average class of a small american liberal arts university
>girls shaving is about 50/50. many just keep it "trimmed" i guess.
>most guys are unshaven except for a few gay guys
>most guys are circumcised (again, america)
>the VAST majority of guys will make you feel good about your normal sized penis because they're drunk and sprinting so dicks are extraordinarily small (or maybe they're just smaller than i assumed?)
>the vast majority of girls don't have major body tattoos. nobody has actual tramp stamps or dumb shit like a heart 2 inches from their vag, that's exclusively a porn thing
>it is difficult if not impossible to tell whether girls are literal roasties because they're running, but sometimes you can see the front and immediately know it's not a roastie.
>most girls also lack body piercings, but if they have them it's nearly universally nipple piercings

its not erotic but it reminds you that most people are pretty average looking

>>38873020
does anybody actually find this image hot? that chick is pretty nasty to be honest

>>38877871
Was this at Tufts? I know they do that there.

>>38878445
Big tits are attractive.

>>38878492
only if they're proportioned correctly. this bitch's tits are weird and dangling.

Only good if they're not ugly bastards

exciting when your young. i saw strippers when i was younger, get wet girls.

There was this girl at high school who would sometimes go to school bra-less, and you could clearly visibly see her nips and tits, especially when she wore very light colored clothing. I once got the chance to see under her shirt when she bent forward, and saw everything underneath.

It's not really much tbqh

>>38873020
I get bubblies in my tummy

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>>38873149
>dated a lot when I was 7-12 years old

>>38873020
some were good some were gross didn't really care.

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I'll tell you my first time seeing properly seeing naked women
>be on fishing trip with my uncle and great uncle in bumfuck ohio
>it's raining so can't fish
>decide to spend all day in the strip club
>we sit along the stage in chairs and order beers
>say I don't want to get involved just want to watch
>it's the beginning of the show and the dj has them all walk out and do a lap around the stage to introduce themselves
>thinking holy shit this is be like internet porn
>stretch marks, scars, cellulite, blotchy makeup, asymmetrical tits, tits hanging to the belly button, muffin tops
>maybe 2 decent looking chicks out of the 15 or so
>two other guys are throwing paper airplane dollars at me
>my cousin (who was in his thirties) held a dollar out
>stripper takes it and drops her sweaty pussy on his face
>eventually some behemoth woman comes out
>gets on her hands and knees and crawls up to me
>"GIMME A DOLLAR!"
>tell her no I'm just watching
>"WELL GET AWAY FROM THE STAGE"
>scoot my chair back
>some other chick comes up to me obviously seeing i'm fresh 21 and asks what I think
>say it's cool
>she gets up on stage and takes her top off and stares me in the eyes
>I'm a college athlete staring at a typical fat art student
>puke internally
>go back to the hotel and drink at the bar

>>38873020
I saw my mom naked once. Presumably my mom and dad were going to fuck because it was pretty late and I was supposed to sleep.

Thanks for reminding me of that, faggot.

Oh, and it was pretty gross. Wouldn't recommend.

>>38878445
I don't, her tits are shaped weird and she looks like she hasn't showered in three days.

>>38873020
I've seen exactly six girls naked. It's nice and really fun to play with their bodies. I'm the type of dude who could just lie in bed all day with a girl, having sex, cuddling, etc. I can't really pull 8 or 9/10s though, I'd imagine that it would be nicer and more fun. I am a total failed normie though. Too weird for normies, too normie for weirdos

>>38880703
To be fair its the dayshift in rural Ohio. I went to a strip joint in a pretty nice area and the girls are nice looking.

Drinks there are too expensive though

It's a lot better with a girl you care about. But that's coming from someone who dosnt really like sex

I saw my moms hairy pussy on accident. TWICE.
So yeah, ive got some experience under my belt

>>38880922
Were there any girls who you'd fuck anyways?

>be me
>walking down the street
>topless woman walks by
horrifying

>>38875506
>Eustace ooga booga
Fucking dead.

>>38873149
>I dated a lot when I was 7
>7
If you're going to lie to us then at least be convincing

>>38875506
>>38881280
Oh, I finally get it. from Courage the cowardly dog?

>>38873077
Any links to such images? For science, of course.

>>38873020
overrated. normies suck. i'd recommend sticking with good friends and waiting for love to come your way.
t. 3 girlfriends, 6 sexual partners.

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>>38873060
fpbp. the meaning of life is to reproduce. there's a reason for the term "biological IMPERATIVE" and if you're not actively working towards that end you will end up a genetic and biological failure

Only time i have ever seen tits is when i was so drunk i didnt care.

>>38873020
My friends hot sister lost her swimsuit top at the beach when I was 14. Almost came in my pants, her tits were perfect. She didn't even really try covering them either.

>>38882076
Yes you doofus

>>38877871
>but really you're just like "oh, margaret from english class last semester has nipple piercings"


yeah let's not pretend like that's not sexy as fuck

i'd be wanking to that for days

i've never seen a naked girl in real life

kill me pls

>>38881307
First gf was in first grade. That puts me at seven doesn't it??

Amazing

Just go to the strip club

>>38878485
no but annual streaking is a thing at multiple schools

>>38883641
see i feel like that's the sort of thing i'd be really into at a younger age but, honestly, there's very little information that you glean from a naked version of a girl you see regularly that you couldn't probably imagine yourself. like sometimes something will surprise you, but mostly you're just like "yeah, that's her, she's naked, pretty much what i was expecting here"

that being said, praise black jesus for gifting me with an eidetic memory because after every one of these streaks, i could vividly recall seeing naked everybody i chose to focus on. i can remember the naked figures of a bunch of random people in the periphery of my life. and even for platonic friends/girls i knew reasonably well, there were definitely moments i would have after the fact where we'd just be hanging out or something and i'd suddenly remember "oh shit, i've totally seen your actual vagina"

the best part, by the way, is after the streak is over and everybody has to go drunkenly retrieve their clothing from where they began.

>>38875506
>do the eustace ooga booga

Lmao

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what brought on all of these normies all of a sudden? Rewind two-three years back and this board was a completely different place. Now it's just a cesspool of shitposts and green texts from people who are (by my standards) practically normal, not to mention tons of underage people. It's really saddening to see how this board has turned to shit, it's the only place I used to be able to come to where I felt like I was in company with people like me. Now it's nothing like that. honestly, take a look at the catalog right now. It's shitty attempts at memes/jokes with some shitposts/baitposts mixed in and then just posts that look like theyre straight outta /b/. This isn't r9k.

Dude just pay a stripper and you too can see naked women. The stripper even let me touch her tits and ass and kept grabbing my hair. It's legit man.

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>>38875506
if this is true, it is fucking gold

>>38886268
>stripper let you touch them
Wat
Either you paid them big money or you're chad looks

>>38886216
Newsflash, this board has always been shit. The shittiest on 4chan by a wide margin.

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>tfw 2nd grade
>teacher has us group up for some bullshit
>group up with my best friend, another fucking weird kid
>unrelated, but later in life he was arrested for fucking dogs
>downy girl is without group
>teacher makes her group up with us
>we fuck off to a corner to cut fractions out of cardboard or something
>mfw friend says 'hey downy girl is it true girls don't have peepees?'
>shrugs but probably has no idea what we're talking about
>'hey lets play a game. We'll do Eeny, meeny, miny, moe and whoever loses has to show their peepee
>fuck it why not
>start the game on myself, ends on downy girl
>she opens her pants (with diaper) and we both peer down to see plain ol kid slit
>neat.jpg
>'hey I heard girls have weird chests too, lets play again and whoever loses shows their chest'
>starts on me and unsurprisingly ends on downy girl
>lifts her shirt to show little girl nubs
>'weird'
>we finish the construction project
>teacher never found out
>best friend never spoke of it again
>still the only time I've ever seen a naked girl

They stink. You can smell their breath & B.O. They talk back, they judge you. You can't just jerk off to them. I've probably fucked about 50 women, & I had a GF for four years.

Long story short, I'll just take the porn.

>>38887364
>virgin: the post
>I've probably fucked about 50 women, & I had a GF for four years.
Sure thing buddy.
If you actually had good sex you'll know beating it alone in your room can't compare.

>>38882671
"Biological imperative" is thrown around so much on this fucking board that it's lost all meaning

>>38887392
I can be on the edge of cumming for hours & hours by myself, with a woman the actual, *intense* pleasure probably lasts 5-10 mins. With porn I can watch whatever I like, & as many women as I like. There's no stink, there's no talking back, there's no judgement. I'm not lying about anything & completely serious.

bump big boiiiiii

>>38887351
>>38887306
>tfw the downy girl was you all along

>>38873286
>>38874781
I too touched bare tits once when I went bird watching.

It's really not a big deal

>>38886297
Or he went to a lowclass strip club in a bad area. The highclass ones in nice areas are strict about rules and will kick anyone out for touching. Lowclass ones are fine with whatever.

The one time I went to one, the customers were 80% black, and everyone was checked for weapons with a metal detector at the door. The stripper grabbed MY hand and made me touch her boobs during the lapdance.

>What's it like to see tits/ass/pussy in the flesh and not just behind a computer screen?

Well, it's like an unboxing video minus the autism and more intimacy. Cause you've been waiting for so long (i'm assuming) to look at this woman that you have been sexually craving. Then one day when you're just casually chilling, she invites you to her amazing body. As she undresses you start seeing her features more appealing than what you see on screen. It's physically front of you, unpixelated. In that moment it's clearly just for you, compared to 20+ dudes who jack off to the same image online.

So yeah, feels pretty good man.

>>38890007
This is what happened on my first time.
Afterwards, it wasn't so special cause I was like "oh look, boobs. Nice."

>>38873020
go to a nudist camping anon it's not anything special

>>38886216
Place became a normie shithole pretty quick, those 2 years or so we got went by fast

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>>38878445
don't shittalk tessa you faggot, it's just a bad pic