Tell me about your masturbation habits How do you do it, what's

ride the pillow in bed
i have a special pillow for that
i watch hentai or some videos that i have saved because normally porn doesnt do anything for me
normally just rub

thats it
i do it 2 times a day or 1

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>what's your favorite fantasy/porn site/erotica
exhentai
can't get off unless i'm chatting with someone
>how often do you do it
3-4 times a day

>>38872284
Pillow humping is the Patrician way of getting off. Really like that too.
I rarely go for any porn lately either, mostly fantasies or reading stuff.
Probably do it four times a day normally I guess.

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>favorite porn site
I just use the amateur part of pornhub
>how do you do it
I just shizzle my diddly dude
>how often
When I'm bored

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>how
I always edge for some time, it makes me shoot a lot and high. Most of the time I try to find someone to fap together!
>how often
At least 3 times a day and it always feels really good

>>38872244
Why? what are you planning to do with the information?

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>how
usually edge for a while, sometimes rub my frenulum

>favorite site
depending on my mood I might look up hentai on nhentai/tsumino, search for something on pornhub, find someone to charm and dom, or look at pics that someone sent me the past

>how often
depends on absolutely nothing. sometimes 4 times a day, sometimes only once within a few weeks

>>38872521
I'm going to sell it to the NSA, of course.

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Once or twice a day is normal for me. If I get really worked up, I go outside to do it because I live pretty far away from people. The one thing I've never done that I've thought about a lot is attaching one of my dildos to the road (it's a small side road so it gets very little traffic) and riding it right there.

>>38872354
>four times a day normally
Underestimation, turbodyke

>>38872605
Do you live by the forest or something? Kinda risky in any way, but hot.

>>38872608
Alright, so four to five times maybe. It varies with my mood and such anyway.

I use an onahole. Fap to whatever, exhentai, hentai, 3dpd. At least 3 times a day.

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>>38872605
>If I get really worked up, I go outside to do it
Someone doing it outside is the hottest thing

>>38872284
You a girl or something?

>>38872646
I live in farm country. The only road by my house is a small, rarely used back road, and my neighbors are something like 2 miles away. So if I want to get off, I can just go sit on my back porch with a dildo or stick it on the side of the house or something to do it.
>>38872668
The first few times I did it, I was having some of the most amazing orgasms. They're still better than average for me.

>>38872605
be my public fuck gf

>>38872698
Wew. Sounds hot. Ever take pictures/videos of yourself doing it?

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>>38872698
God that's so fucking hot. I want to do that together with someone really bad

i fap outside, just like the anon above, except i do it in the woods, i thrust my pee pee into the moss something, sometimes in a lake close by, that has that weird mud that feels surprisingly good to thrust into.
i kid you not, dis stuff is pretty gud

>>38872244
Fap about once a day and I like to watch the hottest girl on chaturbate when I do so. When there's only ugly girls online, I don't fap.

I used to masturbate only to my imagination but chaturbate is just way better + there's so many fools throwing money at camgirls that I don't have to pay a thing to see them happy and I can easily fool myself that it's secretly my cock giving them these good vibes.

>>38872698
That's pretty hot. I've done it outside a few times but only in our own garden, where nobody could see, or in the pool (dat water jet)
Oh and in the forest on my way home from school once. No idea why even.

>>38872687
yee
yye
yeee

>>38872767
I tried a couple times but it's hard to masturbate and film yourself.
>>38872769
Me too.
>>38872759
lewd
>>38872844
This is pretty recent for me but it's a lot of fun.

>>38872932
Try using an actual camera and setting it pointed towards you

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>>38872932
I would love to do it in a more public place though. When there is a risk to be seen with someone being lewd, turns me really on

>>38872962
I would have to go buy one, that's why I haven't done that yet.
>>38872989
There's a park in town where I've thought about doing it in the public bathroom. But for now I keep it to the area just outside my home.

>>38872932
I agree, it's definitely fun yes. The thrill of it makes it much better, I suppose it's a bit of a 'naughty girl' feeling.

Do it about once a day. Fap mostly to traps 2d and 3d and real chicks with flat chests. (if anyone has recommendations for flat-chested porn starts tell me) Solos don't really do anything for me anymore, needs to be hardcore. I finish in tissues or right into the toilet (which no one else ever seems to do for some reason)

I like to edge but I've noticed as I've grown older my dick is a much leakier faucet with precum than it used to be. I don't know if anyone else has this problem.

>>38873038
Yeah, it makes you feel very, very bad. I usually just end up masturbating to the idea of being caught, when I decide to do that. Caught and maybe forced to help out the guy who caught me.

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>>38873031
I was thinking about something like alley, bathrooms are pretty safe
>>38873096
>forced to help out the guy who caught me
Time to catch you~

>>38873111
I guess I'm not up to that level of living dangerously yet.
>Time to catch you~
Good luck~

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>>38872244
>how
I'm uncut, so it's easy. I used to death grip, but since I started controlling myself, I feel way more sensitive and the entire thing just feels so much better.

>favorite site
I mainly use exhentai, but I also love text-based games and sometimes sissy stuff

>how often
Once per day.

>>38872244
>content
smoothslicknshiny or sometimes locked in lace both cases with korean fashion photography as diluent
sometimes romantic manga if i'm in a bad mood
>how
in bed with a tablet, cum on my belly, no aids just my hand
>how often
once a day or twice a day when i need to get some stamina back

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>>38873137
>Good luck~
Thanks, but you better get on that danger level~

>>38872244
>How do you do it
I usually fuck my onahole with something inside of my butt
>what's your favorite fantasy/porn site/erotica
I like to self insert as the loli in loli doujins, and I like sadpanda. I also really like lewdposting while doing it, and I last for an hour or so.
>how often do you do it
like 3 times a day

>>38873152
>I also love text-based games
I see you're a man of culture as well.

>>38872244
>How do you do it,
search for something, cum within a minute
inb4 speedy gonzales
>what's your favorite fantasy/porn site/erotica,
exhentai, momless
>how often do you do it
depends on how bored i am

all these people itt that fap with someone else together.... describe it ... pls

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>>38872244
I just stroke and finger my butt with 2-3 fingers. Occasionally I'll want something big and get adventurous and try various objects and stretch myself until it hurts. I always do it in or on top of my bed and I almost always use ex. I usually fantasize about rimming someone and I do it 2-6 times a day probably.

>>38873096
The idea of actually getting caught scares me, but the possibility of getting caught really gets me hot. And then maybe shamed/humiliated for being such a horny kitty.

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>>38873209
Most of them are based on furries or some kind of transformation, but it's fine.
They're corrupting me

My dick is so tiny that when I masturbate I get depressed. I can only jack off to humiliation porn, but I don't like the stuff.

>>38872244
god do i love speedo's (speedo sausage's) artstyle its just so fucking good the only western drawn porn thats even decent and its god tier

>>38873192
>you better get on that danger level~
I should. Maybe I'll try the road once it gets dark. Not sure the suction cup idea would be great, though. Maybe just sit down and go at myself with it.
>>38873272
If I got caught I'd probably fip out, but in the heat of the moment, I find the idea of being caught and forced to pleasure someone while I keep masturbating to be very hot.

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>>38873227
I'm >>38873227 for reference

I fap with my BF a lot, we like to stroke ourselves and watch anime together. It usually ends up being one of us sucking off the other.

>>38873330
I messed that up, I'm >>38873196

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>>38873285
Here's another one, I honestly just got it from some /aco/ thread, didn't even know the artist.

>>38873295
Speaking of suction cup dildos, where'd you buy it? I'm not hugely into penetration but the idea of having a dildo stuck to the shower glass wall is kinda hot.

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>>38873295
You should get on your knees and put your head on that road, then go rough at yourself and make lewd sounds~

>>38873275
Are you talking about Fenoxo's games?

>>38873370
Just some local store.
>>38873377
That sounds pretty hot too. Give it to myself like I haven't masturbated in a month. All this masturbation talk is getting me going but I don't want to do it now, because then I might not do it in the road later.

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>>38873415
>Give it to myself like I haven't masturbated in a month
Yes, just like that
It's getting me all hot too. I really like talking about this kind of stuff

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>How do you do it
My hand, no lube

>favorite porn site
Exhentai, nhentai

>how often do you do it
3-4 times daily

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>>38873449
>>38873415
do you anons want to touch ourselves together?

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>>38873402
I've played CoC and TiTS for dozens of hours now. I've done everything there is to be done on CoC on multiple playthroughs.
There are also other games, like Flexible Survival, RAGS based games, and many others. You can also find some quite interesting games on tfgames, but it's really hit or miss.

>>38873415
Ah. I really couldn't just walk into a sex store, I wanted to order it online.
>all this masturbation talk is getting me going
That was the idea, but can relate in any case.

>>38873449
Exciting topic, right?

>>38873449
I don't usually talk about it, but thinking about it gets me revved up.
>>38873470
Only if it's in public.
>>38873486
I get what you mean. The store I went to is a bit of a drive away because I didn't want to be seen by people I know.

>>38872244
My dick isn't getting stimulated like it used to. It takes so much more effort to keep it erect now. And in the end it's not even as enjoyable as it used to be.

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>>38873470
If we all go outside, then yes~
>>38873486
Very very exciting
>>38873511
You should talk more about it, but it's really hard to control yourself sometimes

>>38873511
I agree, talking and thinking about it is pretty fun.
I'd rather not go to a sex store at all, I think. I just feel anxious about it or would get really embarrassed about it.

>>38873514
Why, what's wrong anon?

>>38873511
Are you interested in talking about your sexual exploits in private?

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>>38873511
>>38873550
>fapping outide
sounds fun~!

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>>38872244
>Pornhub
>Reading torrid tales

everyother day ama

>>38873474
>Flexible Survival
Thanks for the recommendation. If you do not mind, I'll give you one too. Lilith's Throne.

>>38873550
The problem is I've already started touching myself without really thinking about it. I do that a lot.
>>38873553
I know, it's pretty embarrassing, even if it is normal to masturbate.
>>38873556
I've already talked about the extent of them. I masturbate outside sometimes.
>>38873567
It is.

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>>38873567
Not just fun, it's hot
>>38873609
>I've already started touching myself without really thinking about it
So lewd~

>>38873605
Nice, is it half done now? Last time I played it there wasn't much to do.

>>38873609
>touching myself without really thinking about it
I do that a lot too. My hands end up in my pants seemingly by accident all the time, when watching TV or playing vidya or shitposting

>>38873609
I meant like when you started, more specific fantasies, etc. I don't know how much there really is to talk about. queefking#3615 if you're interested, we could talk later.

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>>38873609
>The problem is I've already started touching myself without really thinking about it. I do that a lot.
thats pretty cute, I'm touching myself too anon
>>38873654
I do this all the time. It starts with resting my hand above my pants zipper where it feels good to be warm, then it just slips in and I'm stroking the side of my cock.

I masturbate everytime I get a (you)

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>>38873654
furiously masturbating while shitposting is the patrician's choice

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>>38873683
rember to lick up everything that comes out like a good girl!

>>38872294
>can't get off unless i'm chatting with someone

Dirty talk or just normal chatter?

>>38873643
I'm a very naughty person.
>>38873654
I like to play games or read in bed but I have to conciously stop myself from masturbating now when I lay down in bed, or my hand just makes its way to my underwear, and before long I'm just going at it. In the winter I just stick my hands in my pants to keep warm and then it happens.
>>38873672
It's not as interesting as you think.
>>38873679
I need to stop.

>>38873672
Not her (I'm OP) but I quite like talking about this stuff - do you mind if I add you too? I'm a dyke though, hope that's cool.

>>38873683
Start rubbing anon.

>>38873701
Definitely agree.

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>>38873727
Why stop? Doesn't it feel good to cum and let it all out?

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>>38873727
I love naughty people, especially when they're so lewd~

>>38873727
>It's not as interesting as you think.
queefking btfo

>>38873644
He added some content, but this thing is still far from half done. Already looks promising for me.

>>38873744
Because I don't want to finish right now. I want to save it for tonight.
>>38873750
Me too. I love exhibitionism porn.
>>38873751
I'm not btfoing anyone, I'm just saying that my fantasies and history and stuff aren't all that interesting.

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>>38873785
>I love exhibitionism porn
I like you more and more~ I love that

>>38873738
Sure, that's fine.
Austria?

>>38873802
I wish it wasn't so hard to find good exhibitionism stuff that's not obviously staged. I get that most of it is, but I can't stand the mainstream-type stuff where it's super obvious and generic.

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>>38873805
Coolio.
Who is this Austria? Do we know each other already anon?

Porn is bad for you anon, you should masturbate to your imagination

>>38873785
Then save up silly! You can cum later, and start now.
>>38873831
I really like sharking videos, even though it's pretty different.

fapping rn after i saw this, guess its /d/ time, typing with one hand

>>38873858
I'm not sure I can hold it that long unless I just stop cold. I keep trying but between posts, I end up back in there. I've never heard of sharking, though.

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>>38873831
That's why I want someone to do that~ or just someone to feel good together

>>38873759
Good enough for my dick
If you ever want to discuss about lewdities, you know where to find me.

>>38873851
Well, I know you. I didn't know you make your own threads, pervert. I have to go now and I'll be busy for a few hours, but we can chat later.

>>38873902
It would be nice, even if it was just masturbating together in public settings.

>>38873918
This is the second thread I've ever created on r9kay. Alright, I'll send you a request on discord then.
It's a pretty fun topic, and of course exciting.

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>>38873947
Mhm~ or just someone too see their lewd body in heat

>>38873992
I think I need to go distract myself before I end up finishing.

>>38872831
Sounds like a pretty good way to get an infection

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I fap on the toilet only because I orgasm so hard i shit myself.

Every time.

MFW

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>>38874013
You should do that~ or maybe you should just let yourself go and tell me how you feel while getting off~

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>>38872244
>how often do you do it
I'm trying to quit but I somehow I ended up in this place again. Usually I do it between 2 and 5 times a week.
And recently I have been getting really turned on by the idea of doing it together with somebody else via discord.

>>38872354
>Pillow humping is the Patrician way of getting off.
This

Is it possible to find a girl to hang out with on something like soc?

>>38874060
>doing it together with someone else via discord
You'll probably have no problem finding someone in this very thread.
Good taste about the pillow humping too.

>>38874090
Depends what you mean by hang out, I guess. Actually meeting someone would be tough I imagine.

>>38874114
of course it would be unlikely
what else is there to do then?
is kik still going?

>how do you do it
I get off usually 2-3 times in a row, just my hand. I'm an avid ERPer, so how often I do it varies. I've been in a bit of a dry spell lately.

>>38874141
I don't know honestly, I've never tried meeting up with people from the internet, sorry anon.

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I want to trade pics with a girl and masturbate together~

Probably ~4-5 times a week on average.
I just jerk it like a normal man, though I often use a condom just because I don't want to make a mess at my computer with jizz.
I get around. I use pornhub, youporn, xhamster, xnxx, xvideos, and spankbang in about equal-ish amounts.
Sometimes I don't even use porn and just jerk it to memories of my best fucks or the best blowjobs I've had. One time a gf sucked me off, swallowed my cum, and then I immediately fucked her mouth until I blew another load in her throat. I've nutted to the memory many times.

>>38874114
>You'll probably have no problem finding someone in this very thread.
I feel conflicted about it though and it also doesn't help that I'm pretty shy in that regard.

>>38874298
Yeah I know what you mean. I don't think I could ever meet up with someone from 4chan, even if I get along really well with them.

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>All these people masturbating together with others

I'm jealous

>>38874475
I'm not even talking about meeting irl, just someone to masturbate with on discord

>tfw never masturbated together
>tfw masturbated on cam before

>>38872244
Nah
Fuck off and die nosy fuck.

>>38874618
How do you masturbate on cam but not together? Just someone watching you?

>>38874684
Rude.

I do it by putting my penis in a vagina a few times a week.

>>38874846
Would love to, anon

>>38874927
Do you have some throwaway email where I can contact you?

>>38872838

The amount of girls that want to get paid for just sitting there/barely doing shit is fucking amazing.

>>38874298
Tbh I feel the same. This thread is pretty hot and its nice seeing anons enjoy each other company and doing something like that with someone on discord seems nice but I'm conflicted cause sex shit feels intimate for me.

Why do you feel conflicted anon? just cause your shy?

>>38874983
You can add me on discord or something

I wanna make a discord for a bunch of anons to fap together on voice

>>38875222
>voice
I'd be too shy, I sound like a faggot

>>38874807
Exactly, anon. I'm too shy to do it with someone.

>>38875251
That's good though anon! We can bully you and make you cum really hard~

>>38875120
>I'm conflicted cause sex shit feels intimate for me
>Why do you feel conflicted anon? just cause your shy?
For the same reason as you. Even posting in this thread anonymously is somewhat awkward to me. I feel like by talking about these things with others one exposes oneself quite a lot. I guess I'm just like one of those embarrassed anime girls.

>not fantasizing about doing it in the missionary position with the lights off under the covers with your spouse for the sole purpose of procreation

>>38875312
>I feel like by talking about these things with others one exposes oneself quite a lot
Fucking same. I'm not open about stuff like this with people, even my close who friends who talk about fetish shit all the time.

I actually used to be pretty closed off about everything in general cause I have trust issues but I've been working on being open more (minus sex/lewd stuff).
>Shy anime girl
Even if you feel embarrassed about it, thats a cute way of putting it.

>>38875301
B-but anon I'm too shy

>>38875222
I tried one of those before. Didn't really turn out. Lewposting is fun but when you get in a discord and there're five guys with monotone voices everyone stops feeling horny pretty quickly.

>>38875312
Can i ask what stuff you get off to?

>>38875222
make one for text or no dice

>>38875448
I can kinda relate to that too, I never talk about lewd stuff except with people online because the few real life friends I still have from school are boring prudes.
I still get slightly embarrassed about it even online but the excitement beats it usually.

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>>38872244
Might sound stupid but lately I've been listening to audios like
https://soundgasm.net/u/kinkyshibby/F4A-HFO-Recursion-Hands-Free-OrgasmHypnosis2643FdomSnap-trigger

Always makes me have a huge orgasm, I literally cum about as much as in the pic (except it's clear and very runny), makes a huge mess and I have to shower afterwards.

>>38875448
I could never talk to an irl friend or anybody for that matter about lewd things. It would probably be a lot easier with someone from here once the ice is broken.
>trust issues
also this

>>38875555
Mostly 2D or sometimes erotic literature. Threads like this one turn me on as well though.

question to fembots:

do really tall and muscular guys turn you on subconsciously or are you more into skinnoer guys? what about dicksize? is it a meme?

>>38875751
Good taste anon, audio porn is the best.
https://soundgasm.net/u/John17999/FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF4M-Symphony-of-Orgasms-GWA-Female-Collab

>>38875120
>but I'm conflicted cause sex shit feels intimate for me.
Don't listen to those sluts and mansluts. Sex should be intimate between the one you love. Don't fall for the DUDESEX BEMORE OPEN ABOUT IT

>>38875844
Totally different from the stuff I listen to, I don't care for random moaning sounds.

>>38875764
Yeah same at doing it online. I'd want to be able to feel at least a friendly connection to the person first. You sound a lot like me. Would you want to be friends? I won't pester your for lewd shit or anything like.

>>38875882
I don't think I'll ever be open like that with everyone, but I'm worried I'll even be awkward about it when I'm with someone. But then again I don't know. And I'm worried how anxious I'll be if I ever have actual sex, lel.

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>>38875925
>Would you want to be friends?
That sounds great, anon. Where can I message you though?

>>38876102
Uh I have discord, would that be okay?

>>38876161
Sure, but I don't really wanna post my ID here, so if you wouldn't mind..?

>>38876209
I don't wanna post my ID here either, its kinda embarrassing considering the thread topic.

But yeah I'll do it.
Arashi#0620

>>38876209
>>38876257
You two are adorable. I hope you get along well.

someone should just make a server for people who posted in this thread desu

>>38876353
I wanted to write thanks but that wasn't original enough so yeah
Thanks

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> I finish in tissues or right into the toilet (which no one else ever seems to do for some reason)
Yeah, really. I would think more people would pick that up as a habit from their younger days to avoid their parents ever finding out. I didn't want my parents to come across the trash can in my room smelling like festering cum, or god forbid any of my clothes. But now, porn has become just a biological thing to me 80% of the time, so I do it there for that reason. No pomp or circumstance, just find the quickest thing I can jack off to, usually webcam shit I play music over, and shoot into the toilet. Fuck it, I'm not cleaning cum off of or out of anything.

The sensation leaves almost immediately when you finish anyway, why bother going through anything complicated?

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I-is this a femanon only thread? Oh well

>favourite site
exhentai, gelbooru, pixiv, sometimes /gif/ for 3d
>how
edge for an hour or two, self-insert as girl if there's no guy in the picture, guy otherwise tfw will never be a girl
>how often
from 1 to 3 times a day, i think i do it more often in the colder seasons as stupid as that sounds

i once fapped to a guy drawing hentai for me, it felt kind of gay so i don't think i'll do it again, tfw no girl to fap with

>>38876456
post oreganolly meant for
>>38873049

>>38876511
>femanon only thread
Not at all, everyone who enjoys masturbation is welcome.

>>38876456
One of the best things about being a girl is little to no cleanup imo.

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>>38873474
>CoC and TiTS

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>>38872244
>How do you do it
Hand, over toilet, no lube, clean up hand and dick with toilet paper.

>what's your favorite fantasy
Gentle femdom and having a strong monstergirl knight/warrior wife

>porn site
Pornhub, gelbooru, xvideos, paheal, and e621.

>erotica
don't really have one tbqh. The stuff I read and not watch is more of fapbait than actual erotica.

>>38876433
No problem. It's nice to see people making friends on 4chan. I might add you later too, if that's okay.

>>38876578
They're pretty good. Text-based, but pretty good.

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>>38872244
>How
I pull down my boy panties, deathgrab my erect penis and fap until some sticky white goo comes out.
>favs
My favorite porn site nowadays is 4Chan. Sometimes nhentai, xnxx and Motherless.
>how often
My frequency is very irregular, its because I'm trying to stop masturbating, but every time I do I ask myself: when will I ever get a gf? And I know deep down the answer is probably at least 5 more years down the line, so what's the point?

>>38876628
>I might add you later too, if that's okay.
That wasn't me though. Mine would be Turin#5780

>>38872244
Every morning I jack it with my hand, still in bed, while browsing porn on my phone. I alternate between 3D whores and hentai, the phases switch every couple weeks

Sometimes I'll go a second time but on the computer when I'm having a boring day

Someone tell me some patrician ways of jerking off

>No one mentions cuckquean erotica and porn vids
This type of stuff really gets me going, for obvious reasons

>>38875825
Both. Dick size (incl. girth and length) is definitely a meme. It gets to a point where it just hurts.

>>38872244
Sometimes I just randomly get turned on while thinking about lewd things
I tend to read more erotica/manga than watch porn or hentai. And when I do watch actual sexual intercourse over the web, it's nearly always hentai.
Most of the time when I watch things to get turned on it's things related to my fetishes, not actual fucking.
Last thing I rubbed myself to was an endoscopy video I found on youtube.
To masturbate since I have no sex toys and I can lube myself up with my own sin juices, I just use my fingers desu
I only masturbate when I already feel the wetness down there, so about 4-9 times a week.

>>38876773
Okay, I'll go ahead and add you both now. I'm with family right now, so don't expect me to say much right now.

>>38876897
You should most definitely invest in some sort of sex toy honestly, it's tons of fun. Not that manual stimulation can't be great, but just for variety it's amazing.

>>38876936
It's a waste of money usually, and a lot of people will think of you as used goods if you've penetrated yourself with a toy. Massagers are good.

>>38876936
Yeah.. I want to invest in one quite badly. I just need to prioritize. I usually end up buying books or games instead of a vibrator.
Is the hitachi magic wand truly the best vibrator, like everyone seems to claim? Do you have one, anon? Or, if not, what do you recommend?

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>>38877020
I wouldn't know about penetrative toys, I was thinking massagers too, some sort of wand I thought.

>>38877022
I don't have a Hitachi, mine is a no-name Japanese massager, nothing fancy or expensive but it's cordless, waterproof and thoroughly enjoyable. I'd recommend it as a first time toy, sure.

>>38877132
Still waiting for an after-use pic

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>>38877132
Show me your hands, cutie!

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>>38877192
Please anon, I'm a decent woman.

>>38877566
I somewhat doubt that.

My method is reminiscent of the way a stereotypical italian chef would put spices on his food
I rub the leftover foreskin with my index finger and thumb and somehow this makes me feel good
Masturbating in the general way is too tiring

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>>38877682
I have no idea why you would.

>>38877688
>reminiscent of the way a stereotypical Italian chef would put spices on his food
Somehow that made me giggle like a retard. Is that enough to get off? From what I've heard most guys seem to whack it like they need to beat their dick into submission.

>>38876578
I don't play them as often as I used to.

>>38877783
Glad I could do that for you anon
Anyway, it's the best way so far I found to explain it
It just werks for me idk. I kind of rub the top through the skin or something if that helps explain it too

>whack it like they need to beat their dick into submission
Yeah I see that too. It makes me way too tired to finish whenever I try it that way. Plus, my dick isn't used to it and the friction ends up hurting my skin more than anything

>>38876773
Are you a female?

It seems there's a shitload in this thread and its kinda freaking me out.

>>38877863
>it just werks for me
Well, that's what's important I guess.

>it makes me way too tired
I sometimes get that too, or even my wrists hurting and having to switch hands, or getting kinda exhausted if it takes me long. I guess I should do some cardio.

>>38877916
>there's a shitload in this thread and it's kinda freaking me out
We walk among you anon. Be afraid.

>>38877916
Turin's a cuteboi with a little feminine girl penis

>>38877916
>Are you a female?
Not exactly

>>38877973
>Turin's a cuteboi with a little feminine girl penis
Neither

>>38878076
>Not exactly

what did you mean by this?

>>38878186
I meant I am a man, sorry to disappoint you.

>>38876887
in what way? do you get instahorny from a big guy? or just subtle thoughts?

I post my dick on /soc/ and fap to ratings.

>>38872244
>How do you do it
Normal action, sometimes stuff shit next to my taint. Feels good, prostate maybe? idk. I do it laying on my back in bed, cum next to me onto the mattress then cover it with some blanket. Dries in 20ish minutes, if I'm feeling particularly rowdy.
>what's your favorite fantasy/porn site/erotica
This place, no I'm not telling you which boards.
>how often do you do it
When I wake up. When I go to sleep. That's on days when I need to get up the next morning, of course. If I'm planning on a lie-in, it'll be much more. MUCH more. And some more in the morning.

I really ought to tone it down, huh?

>>38878594
>tone it down
Only if you're a casual.

Is the masturbation thread over already?

>>38879471
I hope not, but OP is about to go to bed because it's past 3. And there's still masturbation to do, of course.

>>38873738
>I'm a dyke though, hope that's cool.
FOR GOD'S SAKE WASH YOUR HANDS, AUSTRIA

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Usually morning and night on a week day. Weekend days, however, become a fight to the death between me and my cock and it probably is more like 7 times. I usually cycle between 3DPD lesbian porn for 2 or so weeks, and then I'm back to the glorious hentai movies and hentai games.

I feel like I should start fapping now...

It sucks how for a girl, getting caught in public is just seen as lewd

for a guy its creepy and you can go to jail

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>>38879963
Just for you I'm gonna go to bed with filthy sticky hands, anon.

>>38880177
I don't know about that, I think getting caught doing lewd shit in public would suck either way, but obviously if you're driving slowly through a school zone you'd be fucked much worse as a guy.

would any of you lewd femanons be kind enough to post your wet panty gussets

Usually I rub and twist with a hairbrush handle or some sharpies in my ass.

does anyone else feel as though they are merely scratching an itch when they jerk off?
like, it's not as euphoric anymore and when you climax it feels exactly the same as scratching an itch and not like a mind-blowing dopamine release orgasm?
I only jerk off like 3-4 times a week

>>38880214
>Just for you I'm gonna go to bed with filthy sticky hands, anon.
The smell will probably make you wake up in the middle of the night

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I have 3 main faps a day

Morning fap to get rid of wood

Midday fap to get rid of any horny feelings I get throughout the day

Every other day I have a well prepared fap, knowing exactly what I feel like fapping to

>what I fap to

Completely random, just like the weather

>hentai doujins
>lewd art on Tumblr, pixiv, twitter etc.
>thought of/nudes of my ex gfs I've had sex with

Sometimes when I do my really well prepared faps I whip out lube and fleshlights, set up everything on my multiple monitors (usually visual novels like starless mixed with gangbang/double penetration porn, or Minus8 Flash games)

I generally just fap dry using my foreskin, but added more lube and lotion into the mix this year

Interestingly enough, my middle/high school crush turned out to be a huge slut on reddit gonewild and posted like 265 nudes of herself and several stripping videos, I just found out the other day and downloaded and backed up the full archive

>mfw


HAPPY FAPPINGS FOR ME

>>38880330
Like I'm not used to it.
I actually like the way I smell. It's not really a strong smell, neither very good or bad, but I obviously associate it with orgasms.

>>38880371
Merry fuckin Christmas anon. A girl I knew from school apparently has a lewd tumblr, mostly written stuff and audio recordings. Pretty hot desu, although I wasn't into her or really even knew her well.

>>38880405
help your fellow robutts out and post it

>>38872244
where can I find more of speedosausage's art? (I assume this is him anyways)

>>38880618
There you go anon.
https://rule34-beta.paheal.net/post?page=2&q=SpeedoSausage

>>38880618
Jesus christ anon just google it

>tumblr
>twitter
>pixiv
>rule34
>sankaku complex or ANY booru

>>38880678
Thakns anon, although I was wondering if he had a more official channel but I ended up finding his tumblr so that works but I DID forget to check r34 and the likes

>>38880686
see above, i like to drink straight from the faucet ;)

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>>38872244
>How do you do it
Jerk my dick like normal, silent stealthfap when mom is home
>what's your favorite fantasy/porn site/erotica
A qt virgin girl to discover sex with and try out different things and having intimate steamy hot sex. I don't visit that many porn sites, I've mostly kept myself at 4chan with /gif/ and /h/. If I don't find anything that interesting at any of the boards I go on rule34 xxx and gelbooru.
>how often do you do it.
Usually one time a day, maybe twice if I'm feeling really horny. If I'm home alone I might edge for several hours or masturbate several times, maybe 4 - 5 times. Dick usually starts to hurt after that many faps for me.

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>How do you do it
I spend 5 minutes to an hour stroking the top half of my dick, I listen to trance music while doing it as well, at first it was to drown out other noise but now I do it just out of habit most of the time.

>Favorite fantasy
Being turned into a girl/trap, it doesn't necessarily have to be human, it could be a furry or a horrifying monster that just happens to be female. It's always me submitting to a stronger being though, like a tall, muscular futa amazoness.

>Porn site
I can't necessarily give a favorite, I would say pixiv but lately they've been fucking with recommendations so I end up having to stop fapping in order to save gorgeous landscape artwork, there's furaffinity but unfortunately it doesn't have any built-in filter features, so I could search "transformation" and end up with post vore scat or some other gross shit like that.

>How often do you do it
3-4 times a day

>>38872294
>can't get off unless i'm chatting with someone
me either anon

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>fav porn website

Absolutely exhentai

>how many times a day

6 to 8

I have no idea how I can do this. I'm just absurdly horny all the time ;_;

>>38873281
How small? Mine is two inches fully erect

I feel empty so I don't really see the point in touching myself anymore. There just isn't anything I can do without someone I love.

>>38881367
Oh, and here's my favorite doujin as of late. I'd kill to be Okuu in this:

https://exhentai.org/s/f6200ac0ec/1024015-15

>>38872244
Feet are all I get off to. My main sites would probably be Wikifeet and Instagram. Just load up a couple tabs of my favorite big footed celebrities and edge for an hour or two. I'm starting to collect and save stuff though to have an offline database.

If I am feeling like findom and feet I go on Twitter. I never partake in it, I just lurk and jerk it even though most of those sociopaths tell you not to lurk. Fuck them. I'm not trying to deal with that shit after I bust a nut.

If I want to get weirder, then I go to DeviantArt. Other than that, I may just peruse Clips4Sale and XXXFM.

I masturbate 6 or 7 times a day.

>>38881447
Find someone to love anon. If you're too shy. Try LDR. Post in those ideal threads. Look for someone

>>38873683
For you, anything

>>38881471
I thought there was someone ideal for me, but it turns out she was toying with 3 other guys on the side and later deactivated her account. It was the 2nd time I let myself open up to someone and I just feel awful thinking about it. So far I haven't had any luck since then finding someone who fits my ideal or is actually interested in me without dumping me. There's only so much I can do.

>>38881503
I know that feel man. The same thing happened to me. Its an awful feel but don't become a bitter fuck like the rest of the dudes on here. There's a chart thread up so maybe post there. Personally I'm hoping to find a cute robot girl to love but I'm still trying to keep all my options open

>>38881548
I actually felt happier when I found out she left instead of being kept hanging. When you get ghosted it just seems like they aren't paying attention to you, when in fact they were long gone.

I'm not gonna be bitter about it, no. I still have hope, no matter how tired I become of this charade. I'll have to persevere.

>>38881593
That's the spirit man. Keep your head up.

We're all gonna make it

>Masterbation Habits
I have house mates, so I quietly take off my pants and normally just rub my clit. Normally for 10 or so minutes. If they aren't home, butt plug and vibrator.

>Favorite Fantasy/porn site/erotica
I dated a guy that I met off 4chan, and he got me really into cream pies and all.
Pretty vanilla if you ask me, but mercenary, legs wrapped around the guy, as they hold my hands. Pounding me. Sweet at times, giving me some cute kisses. I force him to creampie.

No porn sites, I can do it from imagination.

>How often
1-2 times a month.
2 being if I'm interested in a guy and my imagination heads south.

i jack off normally and i prefer to watch videos where the girl is being a dick to the guy and clearly doesnt want to have sex but is still doing it for some reason. I just like to pretend theyre insulting me for not being good enough it really gets me going

>>38881830
what board did you meet him? and how?

>>38881830
I'm sorry anon but you sound like a whore and I don't want to be your friend

>>38881830
thats sounds pretty hot desu

my fav is cuddling with my semi-gf for a couple of hours and then going home and blowing a biggo load

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>>38872244
I jerk off to sissy porn because I'm used to it and hate myself after it.
Sex has no relation to women in my life and human interaction with a woman is like two same-poled magnets.
I never was loved by a person, nobody outside my family told my I matter. I occasionally do something for people, but I don't matter. So, I'm pretty much screwed in a sexual life-case. I try to ignore sex but by doing so I reject women in my life, causing me to think I'm gay, which is also because my only sexual interaction was with a guy. Though, I think, I'm straight. I don't look after guys, I mean not outside of "hey he's a cute twink, I'd fuck him" but who doesn't do that...

>>38872244
>How do you do it
The normal wank; a lot of times with my pants on completely because too lazy to pull them down and that I live with a dad that can burst in at any moment. Mom has at least the common curtsy to knock. Sometimes, when everyone is asleep/gone, things get spicy and I stick my dick between my two pillows, since both fit in the same case.

>what's your favorite fantasy/porn site/erotica
My favorite porn site is here. I don't go anywhere else unless I'm looking for sauce.

>how often do you do it
Easily everyday.

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>>38882175
>semi-gf
How does that work?

>>38876814
Post cuckqueane links pls
It seems to be rare as

I hope this kind of thread is a revival for "fapping hookup threads"

robots that add each other on steam or something and fap together

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>Masterbation Habits
i just edge and cum after 30 minutes or so, i don't death grip but i should probably take it easier on my dick

>Favorite Fantasy/porn site/erotica
I love all the humiliation based fetishes best, I was born to be bullied

I like exhentai, xvideos, and get jav torrents

>How often
daily

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>how
normal wank, sometimes prone but apparently thats bad for your cock so im quitting
>site
Exhentai, Nhentai, xvideos
>fantasy
I have two main fetishes
Vanilla: happy sex with loving gf
I wish i didnt like this: Nose hooks, nose play, cum in nose, etc.
>when
Daily

i think im normie tier t b h

>>38872838

this is exactly me desu

>>38872354
>>38872354
>Pillow humping is the Patrician way of getting off

enjoy your limp dick you fucking faggots

unless you're into that I guess.

Normally when I jerk off it comes spontaneously, usually 3-4 times a day. I always jerk off once when I wake up, usually in bed fantasizing about my final fantasy 14 miqo'te (nekomimi, cat race). The second is when I get up and sit in my chair, probably a few hours later when I get bored. I stand up, put a towel on my chair and just start beating my limp dick until I find something that is so deranged or strange that it's enough to get me hard, or until my efforts yield a semi. The third is usually some of the same but this time around i'm usually horny enough to drink or lick at my own cum after scraping it off of my chest.
The last time is before bed, it's occasionally to furry or loli porn. Sometimes I like to lean back and really let it fly, if there's any cum left, all over my body and face. I like the warmth, I like to imagine it's a loli pissing on my face.
Then I lay down and repeat the cycle. The porn desn't really change, it's loli and furry. A lot of futanari, loli futa, and even futa loli furry.

I usually alternate hands as I fap. I used to hump a pillow but it gets old and I don't want to crush my cock. Also I found when I had a gf that humping desensitized me to sex. I probably fap daily.
I look at a lot of vore and futa material on e621 as well as "erotic art" images of women and Instagram screenshots. I don't like videos because I like to use the picture as a base to visualize a fantasy; I usually stop looking at an image way before I cum.

>>38881455
Holy shit this doujin was incredibly hot. If you wanna be Okuu in it, just give me your discord, babe

>>38885050
Can you screencap the page she linked. I'm phone posting and I wanna see

>>38885087
https://e-hentai.org/s/f6200ac0ec/1024015-15

Here. Its two different doujins in the upload, and I think she was talking about the half that starts on page 15.

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y'all fucking gay as fuck
(not that there is anything wrong with that, but still)

>>38885103
Thanks anon.

Really appreciate it. sd

>>38885116
Well, OP's a turbodyke, so...

>>38872244
>With my right hand
>Depends, usually anything with chubby white girls, maybe the occasional milf. When I'm degenerate then cute midgets or gay
>I usually binge (probably because my libido is largely dictated by my bipolar cycles) so I'll go a week without and then go 5+ times a day for several days

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Here's some masturbation tip for you people only masturbate after you've accomplished something noteworthy, you decide what level of noteworthy. This is an ancient secret passed down in my family, use it well.

fap to amateur porn with couples kissing and embracing each other
try not to cry after i finish

>>38875751
thank you m8
I did this for the first time
i fucking exploded and had my first orgasm ....

well my sex drive really has fallen off since i turned 40 so it's maybe once or twice a day. on the plus side i have accumulated lots of spicy ex gf porn, golden showers, raw anal, videos of exes incoherently drunk with their tits out in public, the usual scumbag stuff.. keeps me satisfied.

>>38885408
haha dumb old man

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>>38872244
For the last couple years I've been using onaholes and pocket pussys, I've tried going back to the hand but damn its so hard after useing toys for a long period of time.

As for sites

>exhentai for doujins
>gelbooru for single images
>rule 34 for western sfm stuff
>h anime for hentai ovas
>pornhub for 3D porn

As for fetishes

>femdom
>monster girls
>tomboys
>feet
>armpits

Also I normally do it at least once a day normally after work sometimes twice once before work one win I get home , on the weekends I might do it 2-3 times a day really just depends.