>"Okay class, time to introduce yourselves. Say your

>>38872062
are you a robot or just a shy normie?

Hi I'm Brick, my great uncle, Thomas Andrews, designed the Titanic. To which everyone immediately replies "Well didn't it sink? Guess he wasn't that smart."

Smart enough to design a big fucking boat that revolutionized the cruise industry dickhead...

>im anon, i like to write
>oooh, you write, what do you write?
>oh haha, i write novels
>have you ever tried to publish
>not really, i might in the future
>so we have a novelist here, class. Hehe, who is the next one?

I have it memorized.

14-year-olds: the thread

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>"Okay class, get into groups of 4s."

>>38872196
Not OP, they made me do this in two college courses.

>>38872169
>normies actually believe the Titanic was supposed to be "le indestructible"
Of course it's not going to be indestructible if the captain becomes a cocky retard and drives it into an iceberg. No fuckin ship would fair well in those conditions.
That's like blaming the designer of a car for bad craftsmanship and design after you smash it into a tree.

I've been to Europe before

Italy, Germany, England, France, and Spain

>>38872062
>"I'm anon, and I memorized the Cyrillic alphabet in a week."
Of course I did have to deal with the people who thought I understood every damn thing about Russian (because obviously that's the only language that uses it) but I dealt with that.
>>38872169
It was never designed to be unsinkable, the captain was just a dumbass.

>>38872196
I had to do that at my last job in front of the entire company.

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hi everyone, my name is anon and i'm a loser that posts frogs!

>>38872756
hi I'm anon and I'm just here to do my job and make money

>Hi, I'm anon and I like video games
>what kind of games do you like?
>Oh, stuff like call of duty and Battlefield :^)
it's actually shtty obscure indie games and civilization revolution but people call me retarded if i say that

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>>38872776
There's nothing wrong with posting frogs.

>I'm Anon, I like 20. Century history, philosophy and I also lift weights an hour each day except Saturdays. Because saturdays are for the boys.

Literally that easy.

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>>38872877
there's everything wrong with posting frogs, but I wouldn't expect a stupid frogposter to understand

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Hi I'm anon, I play the guitar

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>Hey, my name is anon and i used to have a high paying and well accepted job.
>I left it all behind to post images of frogs online

>>38872862
>*HR shrew that made you do this asinine bullshit to begin with puts you on a shit list for not playing along*

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>>38873052
what a pitiful existence. it's only something a dumb frogposter could do

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>>38872062
>"Anon why don't you tell us something about yourself"
>"No"

I'm Anon. I once went a whole hour wherein every sentence I spoke contained at least one pun. In fact, the last statement I uttered during that period contained 4.

>My name is Anon and i trade cryptocurrencies in my free time and play old games nobody else plays anymore.
> Sometime i fap to girls with a dick. Yeah .. thats about it.

>>38872062
>hi, I'm anon and I can play several instruments like piano, guitar, violin, etc.
>wow anon you have to show us one day!
>haha sure!
I can't play any instruments but they never care enough to ask again

>>38873095
If you're a weeb, your opinion doesn't count

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>>38873249
are you trying to imply that a frogposters opinion matters more than anyone elses? because I can assure you that it doesn't

>>38872062
>Howdy! I'm Anon and I like to skin cats!
>Um...You what, Anon?
>I like to collect hats.
>Oh! For a second there we thought...

>>38872902
Did... did you just insult yourself?

>>38872062
>I'm Stacey and I like sucking chad's cock and shopping

>>38872447
>some mongolian is written in cyrillic
https://www.google.com/search?safe=strict&biw=1440&bih=803&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=mongolian+written+language+cyrillic&oq=mongolian+written+language+cyrillic&gs_l=psy-ab.3...1715.3071.0.3190.9.9.0.0.0.0.87.710.9.9.0....0...1.1.64.psy-ab..0.1.87...0i30k1.puydEB8bb0g#imgrc=eEtWsPya7s49rM:

>>38872062
Why do normies do this?

Who gives a fuck about anyone else?

>I'm anon and I like to end my nights with a nice cup of tea.

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>>38872776
>>38873095
>>38873292
stupid
dumb
sataniaposter

>>38873404
I know that anon, I was being sarcastic. I could add Ukrainian, Bulgarian and technically Serbian in there as well if you'd like.

>>38872062
BS, this never happens in classes because it's equivalent to bullying
Elsewhere though:
>university
>so anon, you did great this semester, you think about doing a phd on stem?
>no, not really, I don't think I could make it
>that's fine, start with a post graduate first anon
>I don't think I could manage that either
>do you have any interest on science anon?
>not really, I just study the lessons and read the books
>ok anon...

>"date"
>do you want to start a family in the future anon?
>no
>not right now lol why not?
>I don't think I'm going to be a good father, I have many issues
>uhmm, shall we leave now anon?

>job/interview
>where do you see your self in a few years anon?
>I don't know, I try to not think about the future
>uhmm... great.... uhmmm we will call you anon

>therapist
>tell something good about yourself to the group anon
>I don't have anything to say really, I'm a a bad person
>what? noo, this is not what we are getting, just try anon, say something nice about yourself
>ok... (go on a 30 minute tirade on how I'm the worst person in the world)
>I had no idea anon.... why are you doing this to your self? this is making me sad, you don't deserve this.

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>>38873459
I have successfully enraged the frogposter

>Hi, i'm anon and, huh.. hum I-i can cook pretty well.

>>38872062
>my name's anon and I am pretty good at hand-farting
>braap-brap-BRAAP

>>38873211
Be careful with that one, avoid common stuff like guitars. One time I said I played classical guitar, someone asked how good, I said I had played in bars and stuff, then some dope took out his acoustic guitar and shoved it into my hands. Had to play something on the spot, pretty nerve wracking because I was playing a guitar I had never played before.

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>>38872902
Hi tumblr
Your raids are getting worse and worse.

>>38873535

Posting frogs is 4chan tradition, foul animeposting degenerate