>Post a thread talking about being a virgin >100% of the

no some of us are here

the thing is normies come here who are "different" and that "being a robot is a state of mind" and claim other such trivial problems in their lives.

they also come here to feel superior to us

>>38871901
>inb4 reddit spacing

>>38871776
Where is this thread?

I want to see it.

>Am I the only virgin on this board who wants to get laid?

I guess when you make it to 29 and you're still a virgin, you do wonder from time to time if you have a well functioning libido. I jerked off a lot when I was younger, so I guess so.

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>>38871901
>they also come here to feel superior to us
This is pretty much it. I delude myself into thinking that, maybe if I abuse you guys enough, you'll develop a sense of pragmatism and stop shitting up a board for oc with unoriginal pissbaby whining.

>>38871776
>sex is overrated
They're right though.

>>38871984
> if I abuse you guys enough.....

If you abuse people who have been abused their whole lives who come here to try and find like-minded people, answers and comfort, maybe something will change?

kys cunt. your "abuse" is nothing, and you are not trying to give robots some tough love change that comes from your own time and goodness of your heart, you come here to feel superior because you are a desperate to superior

>>38871776
>Off by one
Sorry about your trips OP
Anyway, sex is motherfucking awesome and you should immediately drop your pride like a sack of bricks and shack up with some escorts.
I basically would've offed myself by now if I hadn't.

>>38871984
>stop shitting up a board for oc with unoriginal pissbaby whining.

This is a non-argument.

You can talk all you want about /r9k/ being "just a board for OC", but the fact is for the vast, vast majority of its existence it has been first and foremost a board for social outcasts and/or involuntarily celibate people.

>>38872115
Actually it's most likely because of some leftover subconscious baggage from my childhood. In truth I feel contempt for your guys' emotional weakness because I don't feel like I ever had a safe space when I was little.

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>>38872179
>because I don't feel like I ever had a safe space when I was little.

Oh, really? And what was wrong with your precious little normalfag life? Did daddy spank you a few too many times? Did you get dumped by your girlfriend aged 7?

>>38872179
>contempt for your guys' emotional weakness

thats the thing the wole point of the word "robot" in r9k context is that we no longer feel.

>bitching on an anonymous imageboard means you are a completely fragile crybaby loser

ok mate

>>38872228
it doesn't work mate. normies cannot fathom anything bigger than their ridiculous, trivial non problems and so consider robots as weak because they cannot understand that someone has had a harder life.

>>38872228
Was sexually abused by family, bullied in school until I started dealing, got into opioids, got kicked out at 18, homeless/couch hopping addict until 22 when I finally got on suboxone and in a program. But that doesn't really justify shit. I'm just being candid.

>>38872356
>Was sexually abused by family
This is a legitimate bad thing, and I'm sorry for that.

>bullied in school until I started dealing
You can't have been bullied that badly if you had the confidence to acquire drugs and start dealing. I was bullied so badly that I didn't have a single friend for 7 or 8 years and was almost mute from the sheer level of shame and low self esteem I had.

>got into opioids, got kicked out at 18, homeless/couch hopping addict until 22 when I finally got on suboxone and in a program
This is all normalfag shit tbf. And it's probably done you more good than harm in the long run anyway.

Out of curiosity, when was your first kiss/first girlfriend/first time having sex?

>>38872403
>had the confidence to acquire drugs and start dealing
I was introduced to drugs because of my older brother, who was also the primary source of the sexual abuse. Not like I particularly sought it out, he just gave me pills one day and I liked not feeling shit.
>probably done you more good than harm in the long run
I agree, and that's in part my retarded justification for harassing robots, because having the toxic enablers in my life being swept out from under me forced me to get thicker skin.
>when was your first kiss/first girlfriend/first time having sex?
First consensual kiss was at 16. Same with first gf. First consensual sex that I can remember was at 18.

>>38871776
You're not the only one. Chances are the fuckers in the other thread you are posted are worse off than you but they LARP about being different so they feel better. Many such fucktards around here, and they're getting more too.

>>38871776

> Waaah I wanna get laid!

That's exactly why you haven't.
If you make your whole life, whole personality about if, it isn't going to happen.

It happens naturally.

>>38872691
>I was introduced to drugs because of my older brother
I would argue that this was very much a good thing for you. I, like the vast majority of robots on here, was sheltered throughout my entire childhood/teenage years and as a result I have an appalling understanding of the real world as an adult. I have no sense of the harsh realities of life.

>First consensual kiss was at 16. Same with first gf. First consensual sex that I can remember was at 18.
This further proves my point. The challenges you faced growing up were ones which forced you to become better, for whatever reason. As a result of that you never had problems with girls it would seem. Whereas us robots faced things growing up that caused indelible mental damage and made us retreat, and now we're fucked for life.

It may sound naive, but based off of the information you have given I would trade my life for yours in a heartbeat.

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>>38872691
>consensual kiss
>consensual sex
The fact that you explicitly put "consensual" in front both times worries me a bit.

>>38871776
Don't worry OP. It is just neurotypicals doing what neurotypical do. They live in a life of superficial activities, kinda like an amusement park.

>>38872860
>I have no sense of the harsh realities of life
This to me is what I would consider "normal"
>As a result of that you never had problems with girls it would seem
Not really. Most of my success with the opposite sex can be chalked up to being wasted. Even my current gf I could only speak to because I was drinking daily. Pretty sure she's stayed at this point because she feels like I'm a "fixer upper" and thinks I've stopped drinking for her. But in actuality, I just hide my booze really well now.

>>38871776
Oh my fucking god it's just sticking your dicky in a wet hole to feel good for a bit
Stop fucking whining
t. eternal virgin, don't call me a normalfag (saying normie is reddit by the wy)

>>38873822
If you're a virgin with no interest in having sex, you're a normalfag.

If you have no interest in having sex, you'll never feel the pain of being involuntarily celibate. And if you never feel that pain, you can't be a robot.

27 year old virgin here

To be honest I kind of lost the energy to even feel bad about it much less actively do something to fix it.
Its too late to even begin so I guess I'll just live the sexless lifestyle and get rich.

The question you should be asking yourself is "Will my life really be better after I've had sex once?"

Being a virgin is a symptom of other major problems in your life. Once you have solved those problems it will be easy to find a romantic partner. Just getting laid once will not magically make you happy.

>>38875087
>Once you have solved those problems it will be easy to find a romantic partner

This is objectively not true.

I have literally everything that a 21 year old college student could want in life, except I am a kissless virgin. There is no real explanation for this as I am otherwise a very social and well-groomed individual and I have several hobbies which I indulge in on campus.