Hi /r9k/ I want to introduce myself to you and show you how

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Hi /r9k/

I want to introduce myself to you and show you how life is really not what it seems. Because if I can do this and get away with it then anyone can.

You hear these stories everywhere, how people take advantage of other people. But you never really believe it because life has a way of glossing over that kind of stuff.

Well let me remind you fellas that I've gotten away with sleeping with many women while they were under the impression we were dating. I once took two dates to the same restaurant at different times on Valentine's day. I consistently flirt with every woman I meet and end up having some fun with her one way or another.

The kicker is I was once a robot. Shy. Introverted. Still am except I'm more of an ambivert now. I used to be socially inept but working in sales has fixed that for me.

Get out there. You can do it. The thing is though you have to sacrifice your morality. If you invest all of your assets into one thing and that thing ends up crashing you're done for. Unfortunately that rule applies to romance in your youth.

Everyone lies. Everyone cheats. Everyone steals. It's all a poker game. You have been pulled now. I suggest you swallow it.