"Great job applying to those jobs, Champ. I'll let

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I've had enough of your shit, dad. I'm taking you out AND myself. Time to die.

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>>38866684
"Firearms and indignation, powerful agents to the uninitiated. But I've changed my mind and I'm driving you around town to look for a job today, Champ. It's as simple as showing up, speaking with the manager, giving him a firm handshake, and telling him you wanna work there."

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>>38866710
Too late, dad.
>gargling noises
>body falls limp

I went up to the managers house, gave him a firm handshake, and told him I want to work there.

Joke's on you, old man! I laced your coffee with a fatal dosage of plutonium-239! PREPARE TO DIE

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I have applied for jobs you people wouldn't believe...

>>38866579
Stop merging my meme with the dad meme

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>>38866909
*sees you, readies to dial the extension for security*

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>go to apply for a job
>boss is a woman wearing glasses, office attire and high heel pumps
>thatsmyfetish.png
>boner
>have to spend the whole interview containing my 4'0 erection in my pants while this stern, powerful woman judges me
Just end me lads.

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Dad dad I got a job. I'm working as a handyman for this older man down the road. He was looking for a young man with alot of energy.

I once had to run this hard thing with a towel for 10 minutes and wipe it. He gave me an extra 20 dollars. I've made it a-are you proud?

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"Champ, get dressed. I'm driving you to the airport so you can make it to your flight for Guangzhou. Whatdy'a mean that 'you don't want to?' You'll meet a lot of people out there and live a normal life again. Won't that be nice? Remember to greet your grandparents by bowing to them and giving them a firm handshake."

>>38866941
Your dick is 4 feet long?