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2017-08-05 12:16:00 Post No. 38866481
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Anonymous 2017-08-05 12:16:00 Post No. 38866481 [Report]
You have three objectives that must be completed before you go to sleep:
>shower
>shit
>masturbate
All of these objectives need to happen with the same level of immediacy. What order do you decide to complete them in and why?
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Anonymous 2017-08-05 12:17:58 Post No.38866501
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Anonymous 2017-08-05 12:17:58 Post No.38866501 [Report]
Shit, because I don't like shitting myself. Masturbate, then shower to get rid of all that filth.
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Anonymous 2017-08-05 12:19:05 Post No.38866518
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Anonymous 2017-08-05 12:19:05 Post No.38866518 [Report]
>>38866501
This. Plus masturbating while you need to shit is uncomfortable
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Anonymous 2017-08-05 12:49:40 Post No.38866874
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Anonymous 2017-08-05 12:49:40 Post No.38866874 [Report]
>>38866481
I put off shitting until I can't put it off any longer desu
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Anonymous 2017-08-05 01:19:46 Post No.38867288
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Anonymous 2017-08-05 01:19:46 Post No.38867288 [Report]
shit, fap
shower in the morning
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Anonymous 2017-08-05 01:21:54 Post No.38867315
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Anonymous 2017-08-05 01:21:54 Post No.38867315 [Report]
>>38866481
Shit shower masturbate duh
Anyone who doesn't put masturbate last is actually a girl or possibly a retarded idiot.
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Anonymous 2017-08-05 01:26:44 Post No.38867391
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Anonymous 2017-08-05 01:26:44 Post No.38867391 [Report]
I unironically turn the shower on, shit, fap, and then take a shower and wipe the cum away.
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