you think just because it's the weekend I will be lax with

>>38863878
What time is it where you live when you make this thread? It's 4am for me so it's very strange

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>>38863882
*taps sign firmly*

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>>38863878
Currently suppin on a nice coffee now lad

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>>38863930
I am still very confused as to what this meme even is even. Bumped to stay alive for potential answers

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>>38863979
I'm not op but I made this meme a while ago to mock normies who need Thier coffee because they can't even before it.

It's been hijacked by Neets since and also merged with the dad boomer meme which works I suppose

>>38863970
>coffee
You fell for the yank coffee meme huh? Ashamed of drinking tea?

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>>38864031
Oh no, I still enjoy plenty of fine tea during the day pal

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>>38864026
Ah. I like the boomer dad meme, this one has eluded me though. I guess because my parents drink coffee when they come home from work rather than before. I guess that is very strange if I think about it.

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>all this talking in my thread

and yet I've had nary a sip of my hot columbian bean juice. Tsk tsk.

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yeah well i'm drinking herbal tea what do you think of that yeh?

>>38864072
Don't speak to him untill after he has had his coffee but not during the coffee or before. Just make sure he's finished and not on another one

>>38864065
"Don't talk to me before I've had my morning cup of coffee" or something to that effect is a really popular thing for normalshits to say for some reason. I think it's making fun of that.

>>38864072
I do this at work all the time and I get away with doing nothing becasue normal fags appricate the coffee thing. Just means I have to drink about 20 coffee a day. Feel bad man

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Hey Sport,

*taps mug*
Today is the first day of the rest of your life. After I get through my first cup of joe we're going out on a little run. Dress nicely, comb your hair, grab that pile of resumes and get in the car. You're giving them out to managers, you'll also give them a FIRM handshake, just like we practiced. You got this, Champ.

*ssssssiiiiip*

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>>38864431
Dad shut up, you know how grouchy I am in the morning. I can't even breathe without my caffeine injection

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>>38864383
>Just make sure he's finished and not on another one

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>>38863878
This is rule #2: you can talkie after two cups. Rule three is every cup after the first one is the second cup.

>>38863878
Coffee is hot garbage.. Drink tea you fucking swine

>>38864588
God refills his cup

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ANON, PUT DOWN THAT COFFEE AND GET A JOB. LOOK AT YOU: YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED THAT CUP FOR HOURS. YOU ARE EXPLOITING THE RULES AND I'M NOT TAKING IT ANYMORE. I'M DRIVING YOU AROUND TO LOOK FOR A JOB -- AND YOU'RE GONNA GET ONE WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, YOUNG MAN.

>>38865273
no talkie