Robot relationships? These threads always work, and everyone

>gay
>21
>Azerbaijan
>I look gay
>being gay together
>being gay, interested in the gays
>not being gay
>being gay

Female
Above 18 below 50
Anywhere as long as they want to be with me. Any race.
Any build
The perfect day is a day spent with her
Anime, video games, drawing
Smoking
Them wanting to be with me

Wheres my gf?

>>38863875
>because that's how it works
yeah right

>>38864012
your comment number is her tracking number, hopefully she will arrive soon

LDRs are hopeless, just go to your local library and find a fembot in person.

>>38864126
>>38864126
> unironically try this
> go to the library many times
> see girl sitting alone
> just sit near her, try to ask what she's reading
> each time told to fuck off
> twice didn't even say anything, just sat down to read near her
> instantly told "no. fuck off"

Yeah. That works better.

>>38864126
I'm not a girl, but I'd be mad if someone started bugging me at the library. Like why the fuck do you think I come to the library

>female of mtf
>20ish
>Finland
>short, small
>doing drugs and cuddling together
>music, exercising, games, art
>talking too much while expecting me to be the same
>being caring

>>38864126
The only people in my library are homeless people who try to sleep in there.

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> Their gender
Girl
> Their age
18-24
> Their location/race
USA/Southwest/Just don't be black
> Their looks,height,build etc.
Cute
> The perfect day spent together
IDK
> YOUR hobbies, interests
My hobbies uhm...I'm not the best musician and I like night walking.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UGmj0XaG9E

Random squeaking sound is my chair because I was laying back just chilling ;x

> Their looks,height,build etc.
Just don't be fat
> The perfect day spent together
Being comfy, going out, walking at night, idk
> The biggest turnoff in a person
Being gross
> Biggest turn on in a person
Being genuine

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> Their gender
Female(Female)
> Their age
I'm 25, so younger than me or my age
> Their location/race
USA would be preffered but if I hit it off with a girl I wouldnt mind talking to a girl from the EU, I don't really care about race much but I really like fair skinned/pale girls
> Their looks,height,build etc.
Like I said above I like pale girls, especially dark haired ones but looks don't matter to much to me as long as I find her attractive.
I do like smol girls tho. I like girls to be not to chubby either, cause I prefer slim/average girls.
> The perfect day spent together
Waking up, cuddling/spooning with her. Just being with each other. Then eating a nice breakfast together while we talk. Afterwards going out, I'd probably let her pick where she wanted to go cause I'm not too picky, maybe somewhere outdoorsy and just spend time together. In the evening we'd cuddle and watch something together, a show or a movie or something and just enjoy each other's company. Then a nice dinner either at home or somewhere where we like to eat then go home again and have just talk while we lay together in bed and have sex with alot of after love affection before we drift off to sleep in each other's arms.
> YOUR hobbies, interests
I like reading fiction, and I have the usual 4chan hobbies like vidya/anime although I'm not too big into them anymore. I like philosophy and politics too and I like discussing them with people. I'm also into tech shit, I like programming, tinkering with hardware and all that stuff.
> The biggest turnoff in a person
Probably emotional immaturity. Like I know alot of people off /r9k/ won't be the most emotionally mature people but stuff like not having empathy is a huge turn off to me.
> Biggest turn on in a person
Loyalty, kindness and being passionate about your hobbies/whatever you're into to.

>male
>25+
>Sweden/at least half swede
>5'7 or taller
>Talking, going for a walk, watching a movie, discussing that movie, cuddles.
>I like videogames (Devil May Cry, roguelikes) and reading/writing (romanticism, classicism).
>Hedonism, music and drugs
>Genuinely caring about people.

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>>38864805
are you a fan of the penis

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> Their gender
Female
> Their age
18-28
> Their location/race
Pretty much anywhere in Europe, I don't mind LDRs as long as there's a chance it might turn into a physical one.
> Their looks,height,build etc.
Completely irrelevant, all women are beautiful.
> The perfect day spent together
Spending the entire day under a blanket cuddling and listening to infected mushroom together.
> YOUR hobbies, interests
Manga, vidya (especially MMOs), the usual weeb starter pack minus anime. Plus I love music, spaghetti western and walking.
> The biggest turnoff in a person
Fake people disgust me.
> Biggest turn on in a person
Loyalty.

I'm not expecting anything but it's fun to write about this stuff.

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> Their gender:
Female. Honestly, this is my only criteria. I've been interested in chicks that others regard as ugly even, so seriously if your a girl and you actually have a vagina and aren't a trap, that's enough for me. Chubby, skinny, pimply, busty, flat chested, don't give a fuck.
> Their age:
Anything in the twenties range. May even consider younger or older, but In just going for something near my age range.
> Their location/race:
Earth, anything when it comes to race. I don't give about looks.
> Their looks,height,build etc:
Actual fuckin' female parts. None of that gay shit (sorry guys). Don't even mind disfigurement; you can be missing limbs and desu I'd probably even find it adorable and more like I have to help you.
> The perfect day spent together:
Me taking care of her, whipping up breakfast for her in the morning and letting her take a bath with extra trinkets and such in the afternoon. Maybe sex at night, but honestly that's not even a top priority.
> YOUR hobbies, interests:
Marine biology and oceanology (or literally anything ocean), machinery, politics, industry, military, space, anything scientific but still within my idiotic grasp.
> The biggest turnoff in a person:
Cheating on me if in a serious relationship. I don't mind fetishes, will even willingly partake in them if it turns you on, so don't sweat those.
> Biggest turn on in a person:
Actually likes me back, has a fetish. Doesn't mind me being a top in sex but a servant in the home. That's really it.

>>38864853
oh ooops that's ideal bf i not swede or 25+ ops

>>38864853
I would have a relationship with a FtM if he was nice.

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>male
>21
>new york
>blond hair, blue eyes, 6'2", muscular, broad shoulders
>breakfast in bed, visit to the zoo, picnic for lunch, shopping around the city, Broadway play, dinner at an expensive restaurant, meet up with some friends at the club, end the night with some crazy wild sex
>netflix, facebook, shopping
>either being short or bald or racist
>being confident and outgoing while be willing to take charge

Why is it so hard to find a decent man?

>>38863875
>> Their gender
Male (male) of female (female). Anything really.
>> Their age
I'm 21, so anything from 18-25
>> Their location/race
Europe, America, wherever. Anything to give me an excuse to get out of Australia. I'd date any race of girl, but I only find Asian and Caucasian men attractive.
>> Their looks,height,build etc.
For a man
>slim
>tall
>dark haired
>feminine ish
>White or Asian
For a girl:
>skinny
>tall or medium build
>long hair, preferably an abundance of it, any colour but beach type blonde or unnatural hues
>any race except aboriginals
>> The perfect day spent together
For a guy, waking up on a Sunday morning, eating a lovely breakfast in bed, then going to somewhere beautiful outside and reading, with a picnic, until you get home and watch films or play video games snuggled up together on a couch.
For a girl,
Something exciting and spontaneous. I want a manic pixie dream girl tbqh.
>> YOUR hobbies, interests
Classic literature, philosophy, martial arts, history, video games, film, music.
>> The biggest turnoff in a person
In a man, if they're conservative and authoritarian, and don't believe in general equity of treatment for people. For a woman, if they're a crazy SJW.
>> Biggest turn on in a person
Intelligence, specifically intellectualism.

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>>38863875
> Their gender
male or female idc
> Their age
18-27
> Their location/race
Midwest United states (michigan). white, black, asian, hispanic idk race doesnt matter much
> Their looks,height,build etc.
Looks dont matter much to me, but if i have an idea for girls its soft kind looking women, and petite girls. for guys i love stocky dudes if im bottom, and skinny swimmer like bodies or average bodies for dudes if im topping or switching
> The perfect day spent together
Cuddling, being there for each other,going on an adventure in nature. or taking mdma and riding the serotonin train together
> YOUR hobbies, interests
Urban exploring, art, some vidya and anime, thinkng about stuff too much, smoking too much dang refer
> The biggest turnoff in a person
Judgemental, materialistic, shallow, unkind, back stabbing
> Biggest turn on in a person
Loyalty, them actually showing love back to you and making you feel appreciated, kindness, quirkyness, shyness, understanding, empathetic, soft hearted, eceentrics
Male, 22 michigan here

anybody out there?

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>Their gender
Female (female)
>Their age
24-32
>Their location/race
Europe, white pref blue/green eyes
>Their looks,height,build etc.
Pic related, > 172cm, skinny average, small breasted, decent hips/ass pref, soft
>The perfect day spent together
Traveling with no destination on a sunny day, the wind in our hair, enjoying each other's presence
>YOUR hobbies, interests
Biking, the usual reading, and anime watching. Being a huge weeb.
>The biggest turnoff in a person
Nagging, poor manners, not cleaning their place or living in filth
>Biggest turn on in a person
Dreamy, soft, enjoying music and occasional dancing, dressing well

CLEAN YOUR ROOM

Maybe >>38864940 could see >>38864864?

Yes I'm dodging the originality checker and I don't give a fuck.

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>>38863875
C-can I post about my gf?
>gender:
female - I'm not a fucking fagit, praise Jesus (repent and be saved!)
>age
26
>location/race
That's two very different questions, but Alaska and Aryan.
>perfect day
Anything outside. A lot of our best memories involve the coast.
>looks, etc.
Hourglass figure, about 5'1", long straight blonde hair.
>YOUR
Woodworking, /out/, a couple TV shows, and generally being autistic I suppose.
>turnoff
Being in the social scene, social drama, doing anything to other suitors (i.e., men who clearly just want to benis) than ignoring them and laughing about them with me.
>turn on
Being /out/istic, obsessed with me, knowledgeable about construction/tradework BUT not more than me, a healthy amount of depression for me to autistically fix

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>female
>15-25
>Non-white/NYC
>dont really care to much about this. Just be healthy and care for your body
>jogging, going to the gym. General /fit/ stuff.
>politics,anime, vidya,philosophy, science, astronomy
>being unironic racist(i love racist humor though)
>chill, doesnt take everything too seriously

I only say non-white because I'm black myself. I don't mind dating a white girl though.

> Female
> 17-22
> UK/Japanese
> Look nice without makeup, doesn't have to be model tier but a nice body, in shape, not fat, nice face
> Picnic or walking around town holding hands, playing games over Lan or online together, playing retro games together
> Anime, manga, retro games, making electronic stuff, 3d printing, play guitar a bit
> Stupidity mainly
> Shares similar interests and points of view to me, able to see a situation/scenario and view it from different points of view and understand them

>>38864805
U a gril? Cause im almost almost swedish and fit the rest

>>38865314
>15-25
how old are you, anon?

>>38865522
18. 15 years are legal in my state.

>>38863875
>Female
>19-21
>My new apartment complex; she's European/Middle Eastern/Chinese/Native American/Indian (any combination of any)
>Pale skin, unusual hair color, 5'7"+, gorgeous face
>Wake up with her, morning sex, we make breakfast and talk about our future (possibly together, and we're starting to want that), drive 30 miles to see the solar eclipse, both of us make godform affirmation after divestment of self and retain oneness, return home, food on the way, passionate sex when we get back, swear ourselves to each other, fall asleep together, I make the best curry we've ever eaten around midnight once we wake up.
>My hobbies: music, philosophy, recreational drug use, meditation, exploration, learning, reading, video games
>Biggest turnoff: lack of hygine
>Biggest turn-on: obsession with me as an individual (yandere level is desirable)
I channel these desires into the core of my being. Even if I meet her after the eclipse, our first best day together would involve a lesser drive to go hiking in the mountains.

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>>38863875
>Their gender
Any Shade of Female.

>Their age
20ish (18-25)

>Their location/race
As close to the south europe and spaghettiland as they can. I don't mind other lands because I'd honestly like to see the world and giggle at people. I also like asians.

>Their looks,height,build etc.
Whatever But don't be fat. Blonde possibly. I don't mind short hairs.

>The perfect day spent together
Either banting togheter or just roaming around talking shit about the world and anyone. A two human safe bubble from the rest of the universe kind of thing, anyway.

>YOUR hobbies, interests
Art, Drawing, vydia, anime, /x/ related stuff, tabletops.
I'm also really boring and I have no opinions on anything because I tend to see both sides of anything and it makes me indecisive. But I like to speculate on things.

>The biggest turnoff in a person
Drama: Being friends/whatever is a status and beside really evil acts it doesn't tend to change.
Takes what I say seriously.
Believes in any ideology. *tip*

>Biggest turn on in a person
Can deal with bant, has a good neck, likes the same stuff I like.
>>38865036
>slim
>tall
>dark haired
>feminine ish
>White
That's generic and fitting enought for me to say "b-but we're both boys anon-kun"

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>Female
>20
>WA state, or Europe, white
>Cute, thin, medium to shortin height
>Sitting in a cabin deep in the woods watching the snow fall at night as the fire keeps us warm.
>Hunting, hiking, reading, debates, collecting oil paintings and antiques
>being fat
>nice hair, or sharp teeth (and want to bite me)

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daily reminder that fembots arent real

> Their gender
Female
> Their age
25+
> Their location/race
Any, but Belgium or Netherlands would be cool
> Their looks,height,build etc.
Very ugly and greasy
> The perfect day spent together
Visiting a random place with beautiful nature or architecture to just walk around, have lunch or dinner at a cool secluded restaurant, catch a movie, have a drink at a bar, go home to rest together
> YOUR hobbies, interests
Music production, movies, programming, drawn and sculpted art, some video games, learning. Might want to get into game development at some point.
> The biggest turnoff in a person
Arrogance
> Biggest turn on in a person
Autism and humility

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> Their gender
Either
> Their age
Nowhere below 17, nowhere above 23
> Their location/race
Location dosen't really matter as long as we can talk over the net/preferably white
> Their looks,height,build etc.
Fiery red hair, pale, freckles, quite tall
> The perfect day spent together
Probably either at the movies, at the museum, just bumming around at home, cuddling
> YOUR hobbies, interests
I am an accoplished Ichthyologist, Entomologist and Herpatologist. My main hobby is fishkeeping but my other hobbies include; Art (I am a cartoonist), Gaming (occasionally), Gardening and Poetry.
> The biggest turnoff in a person
Skimpy clothing, makeup, being really fucking dumb
> The biggest turn on in a person
Not giving a fuck, Inteligence, the ability to belch really loud and generally being very easy to get along with

Bonus info I guess;
I'm 6'4" and kinda chubby
British-Australian
Not the most sexual person, low sex drive (but will be up for it if you are I guess..)
Horror movies and Studio Ghibli are my favourite, uhh.. 'genre' of movies I guess

date me
.. you know.. if you want to..

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>Their gender
Doesn't matter

>Their age
18-25

>Their location/race
Europeans preferred because of timezones, but doesn't matter

>Their looks, height, build etc.
Ideally someone tall-ish, skinny, and with shoulder length hair. That's a pretty vague description, but I'm not the type to have a list prepared.

>The perfect day spent together
Just being with them, talking and having fun together is more than enough.

>Your hobbies, interests
Shitposting, video games, animu, daydreaming, not doing anything at all, whatever

>The biggest turnoffs in a person
Being a normie or a SJW, smoking, doing drugs, suicidal thoughts, etc.

>Biggest turnons in a person
Being confident, rational, independent, laid back, showing interest in the conversation and not ghosting for no reason.

if anyone's interested please leave your discord, i'll keep checking the thread

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>>38865725
this nigga g3ts it

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>>38865725
They do, so far as women(female) that post here, they're just either megaroasties who post for attention or even worse looking and functioning than your average robot and they very rarely actually claim to be women.

>>38865851
just take a guess senpai
orbiters not allowed

>>38865427
What do you mean almost almost almost? Are you an american with a swedish grandmother or something?

>>38865785
>basically looking for a normie
>biggest turnoff: being a normie
ayy womyn

>>38865969
no, i'm not looking for a normie

the point is that i want someone who's fine with being a robot, not a mentally ill loser who cries all day because stacey won't fuck them

>>38863875

> Their gender
male
> Their age
20-25
> Their location/race
UK preferably
> Their looks,height,build etc.
noticeably taller than me (im 5'5), not fat not skinny, not blonde, pref white.
> The perfect day spent together
going hiking, pretty much going anywhere where theres few people (if any)
> YOUR hobbies, interests
vidya (esp csgo), drawing, playing piano
> The biggest turnoff in a person
gets offended easily if i ask a personal question that may seem like im doubting them (im v insecure), lies including white lies, hiding/keeping secrets, liking anime
> Biggest turn on in a person
patient, reassuring, affectionate, isnt nice to "everyone" (bc i pretty much hate or dont care about everyone apart from one friend and would-be-bf), drives, "us against the world"

>>38866036
What is a robot at that point though?
Just someone who dislikes talking/being with other people?

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> Their gender
Female
> Their age
18-26
> Their location/race
Europe. White.
> Their looks,height,build etc.
Doesn't matter. Preference would be for someone under 170cm. Weight just overall healthy. Extra or less doesn't bother me.
> The perfect day spent together
Having a nice picnic together somewhere quiet. After that, going back home to play vidya for the rest of the day and night. Snuggle up under a blanket, eat some treats and either play or watch something.
> YOUR hobbies, interests
Video games, drawing, programming, gamedeving. Learning new stuff, cooking. Space, scifi, cute things.
> The biggest turnoff in a person
Liars. People with hidden agendas. Also people that have given up and don't want to try to improve.
> Biggest turn on in a person
Them being passionate about something. Being clingy

>>38866102
Hi, I think we mesh well, I'm in Ireland though. Would you like my contact?

>>38866140
Someone who's alienated from society because of their radically different way of thinking. They realize how shallow all the normies all, and how everyone pretty much just follows whatever stupidity we're being forced to swallow.
This is what I'd call a true robot, and tried to keep it short. Most people on /r9k/ aren't even robots, just failed normies who ended up in this kind of situation because of their lack of social skills and/or because of their looks. Or whatever reason that kept them from becoming like the rest.

>inb4 "wow anon but edgy teenage emos say shit like that too"
Nah, that's just their rebellious phase. They do it just for the sake of pissing off people, then they grow up and become normalfags.

>>38865537
You must be OVER 18 to post on this website. Mods, take him in.

>>38866260
yeah sure, post your discorddd

>>38866297
Superduper#5169

>>38866381
that doesn't work, can ye check it pls .-.

> Their gender
Male, I am also male so gay stuff.
> Their age
17+, preferably not over 25, but I can work with it.
> Their location/race
I don't like black people, just a preference
> Their looks,height,build etc.
Over 5'8 and preferably bigger than me, I'm 6'8 and 145lbs.
> The perfect day spent together
In bed cuddling.
> YOUR hobbies, interests
I'm literally only watch Youtube and browse 4chan also read manga but not often.
> The biggest turnoff in a person
Meanie
> Biggest turn on in a person
Intimacy and romance in general.

> Their gender
female
> Their age
18-30
> Their location/race
Don't care as long as you can find your way to me.
> Their looks,height,build etc.
not obese or extremely ugly, prefer girls taller than me (5'4)
> The perfect day spent together
I'd like playing games with her, vidya, boardgames or whatever.
I think I would be quite adaptable to her idea of what a perfect day spent together would look like.
> YOUR hobbies, interests
Anime, vidya and jogging.
> The biggest turnoff in a person
Materialistic, dumb, very cold personality, misandry
> Biggest turn on in a person
Assertive, beeing mostly independent, dominant, smart, loyal, beeing somewhat clingy and possessive

[email protected] if you're interested

>>38866230
if you're hoping for something like pic related you may as well give up anon

>>38866381
>>38866426
Woopsie I'm on my phone so it capitalised the same, it's all lowercase superduper

>>38866268
A'ight I wanna say some shit about "muh hidden depth behind every person" but that's probably like 20% of people at best.
also
>forced to swallow
by who? because it kinda sounds like a bad excuse for feeling superiour to other people.

>>38866432
Can I get your discord, anon?
You seem nice.

> Their gender
female
> Their age
18-21
> Their location/race
USA/NJ race doesn't matter
> Their looks,height,build etc.
Slim build preferred but anything besides grosly under/overweight
> The perfect day spent together
Cuddling, staying inside to watch movies or something, eat
> YOUR hobbies, interests
Writing, photography
> The biggest turnoff in a person
Reckless behavior?
> Biggest turn on in a person
Being nice

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>>38866447
I just liked the image. Not sure what you're implying, but if my guess is correct, then no. I don't need a girl to fix my life. Doing that myself.

I can't even imagine myself in a relationship

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>>38866102
I'm 5'9, white, 19, from UK, athletic build, I could probably be pushed to like hiking, pretty good at league but I hate csgo and love to draw though I suck, I also like anime but I have trash taste (naruto / dbz) I'm also nice to everyone.

We're polar opposites

>>38866557
yeah, nah
i fucking hate anime

but gl on your search

>>38866462
Feel free to say anything, anon. I'm curious about what you have to say too, and I'm personally not taking this as a fight or anything.

By pretty much everyone, everywhere at any time. Turn on your TV, listen to a radio or just browse any mainstream social network like Facebook for a bit. Normies will just follow whatever they see or hear. If a certain thing isn't acknowledged and respected by others, they'll refuse to even give it a try.

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>>38866557
>>38866567
>caring about what cartoons the other person likes
wowaweewa

>>38866600
yeah, i have my reasons so take it or leave it desu

>>38866230
>>38866523
You're very cute anon, I'd go for you if I was a girl. Too bad you're not into other boys.

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>Female

>20+, hopefully a bit older but not too old, I'd like to have lots of time to spend with them.

>USA very much preferred, but it doesn't really matter

>Doesn't matter too much, lighter shades preffered

>Stoic, tall (preferably 5'8+)

>Her getting off work and coming inside after a smoke, me having a meal already cooked, us eating and then cuddling on the couch

>Vidya, cooking, anime, music to a strange extent, I like to sing as well. Spotty interests that are varied a lot

>Submissive attitude

>Smoking, her being much taller, smugness

>>38866102
Will you be my csgo friend?

I really don't think it would be worth anyone's time if I did this.

>>38866643
uhm. im not really looking for people to play csgo with .-.

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>>38866468
It's >$upreme#4331.
I haven't slept in 21 hours so I'm acting kinda weird don't judge me please I meanit's not like I can stop you but still.

>>38866664
But will you do it anyway?

>>38866695
i mean, maybe? tell me about urself... i dont wanna add randomers on steam...

I'll never have what I want because I want to meet a woman who is tall, outwardly confident and independently minded and these do not exist anywhere on the face of this earth.

>>38866692
It doesn't work, are you sure it's the right one?

>>38866621
Thank you anon.
For some reason it's always guys that are interested. Do I give off somekind of vibe or something?

>>38866723
what do you want to know exactly? self descriptions are weird

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>>38866730
It should work, try again, or give me your Discord.

>>38866746
rank? do u use mic? are u awkward bc i only play with people who are loud cus im awk .-.

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>>38863875
>Their gender
Male
> Their age
18-20
> Their location/race
White, US
> Their looks,height,build etc.
Athletic, under 5'10" so I can wrap around them when we cuddle.
> The perfect day spent together
Day on the beach, snorkeling, volleyball, swimming, surfing
> YOUR hobbies, interests
Volleyball, diving, video games, reading, lifting
> The biggest turnoff in a person
Emotional instability and grumpy moods, they should be able to stay positive most of the time
> Biggest turn on in a person
Genuine personality, I can find a boibutt whenever I want, but a bf should have a deep personality to connect to

>>38866775
>rank
Damn I failed on question one.

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>>38866788
>Volleyball, diving, video games, reading, lifting
> The biggest turnoff in a person
>Emotional instability and grumpy moods, they should be able to stay positive most of the time

Get off of my board and never get back on it, i'm just tired enough to take this bait

> Their gender
Girl
> Their age
18-23
> Their location/race
USA, Massachusetts
> Their looks,height,build etc.
Cute
> The perfect day spent together
Cuddle and play vidya
> YOUR hobbies, interests
Games, anime, reading, programming, walks.
> Their looks,height,build etc.
Skinny and cute
> The biggest turnoff in a person
Not being a virgin
> Biggest turn on in a person
Good self control

don't feel like filling out all this datamining bullshit. if anyone wants to talk to a depressive robot who keeps his feels to himself and projects a nurturing, carefree personality, hit me up.

>>38866806
>Get off of my board and never get back on it, i'm just tired enough to take this bait
t. Emotionally unstable soccer player who isn't /fitlit/

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>>38863875
>female but there is no such thing as female on this board
>18-25 at the moment
>European, whiter the better. West asian are ok too I guess
>cute, "normal" looking, no tattoos or piercings, nothing over 175cm, skinny like me
>idk, maybe go somewhere beautiful and watch the moon or the sunset?
>passive aggression, smoking, overly positive
>Kind, loving, family oritented and forgiving

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>>38866842
>emotionally unstable

normie tier, if you still feel things you also need to leave

>>38866735
I think you just seem to be a little more romantic than the average guy. Judging by the way you wrote that post, I can tell your feelings are pretty pure, mainly because you weren't specific at all about the looks of your partner. It's easy to tell whether someone is more interested in the emotional or the sexual part of the relationship.

But don't worry, you don't give any gay vibes or anything. It's just more common for guys to appreciate what I said earlier. The memes about almost all women being shit are true, you know.

>>38866870
You were angry enough to reply to my post twice. I wish I felt more dude, depression sucks a lot of happiness from my life.

hello everyone i am a stupid fuck with a hangover

looking for a girl who thinks this is attractive lol probably no one huh

fuck you all i hate seriously every single one of you

PM me bb

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>>38866901
nope, really just out of boredom, why reply to any post kind of thing. meh, i'm pretty middling about it, all I really felt before was negative anyway

>>38866885
I feel that i'm rather generic overall honestly and I don't think I posted much. Even then, your post made my day just that much better, so thanks for the kind words anon.

I wish I was into guys, but I just enjoy femininity

>>38865798
>worse looking and functioning than your average robot and they very rarely actually claim to be women.
>tfw no gf like that

>>38863875
> Female
> 18-25
> Japan (Tokyo), Asian or White
> Low 160s cm, nice face, decent body.
> We'd go out for breakfast and talk over cake or toast and coffee, then I'll show you around my area. Depending on our interests, we'll go someplace fun, a park, arcade, movie. If we're hungry after that (if you're like me, you'll usually skip lunch or eat something light) we can grab ice cream or stop at a cafe to rest our legs. We'll go to an aquarium or a small indoor theme park after that. As evening comes I'll take you to one of my favourite spots for dinner, then we'll go to a bar with a view of the city. Then it's back to my place for a movie, cuddles, and the rest.
> Music, books, movies, my friends
> I try to see the good in someone, but if we don't click, we just don't click.
> Fun without trying too hard. Similar way of thinking and similar values as me.

I've been single for two months now so hmu if you're in the Tokyo area and let's make a date happen.

> Their gender
female
> Their age
under 13-18 around my age
> Their location/race
Southern California
> Their looks,height,build etc.
cuddleabble/able to fuck
> The perfect day spent together
hiking, listening to metal,talking,calisthenics at park, watching conspiracy theory/science vids, cuddling and sex in bed
> YOUR hobbies, interests
grindcore/death/black/doom-metal (the music
genre(i listen to darkthrone,satanic warmaster,archgoat,death,and electric wizard)), science, conspiracy
theories,calisthenics,survivalism
> The biggest turnoff in a person
being a religious/conservative
> Biggest turn on in a person
being smart

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>>38867015
I would post images of some i've spoken to but you really don't want me to. You're thinking of something different than I am, promise. There is a ""unattractive"" that some find cute or something but this is not that, also even they are typically a little normie for whatever reason.

>>38867052
>The biggest turnoff in a person
>being a religious/conservative
>> Biggest turn on in a person
>being smart
You're a meme

>>38866983
You're welcome anon, I may not get a partner out of this thread but at least I made you feel better.
Some boys are pretty feminine though, personality wise at least. May be worth a try, you know.

If you want we can still be friends, give me your discord.

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>>38863875
>Gender
Female (Female)
>Age
16-22
>Location/race
White or asian, preferably in Australia like me
>Looks/height/build
Looks don't matter too much, shorter than 5"9' or taller than 6", skinny or chubby I don't mind
>Perfect day
Cuddles in bed, vidya and shows all day, maybe hack some shit and mess with people, I'll cook us a fancy dinner
>My hobbies/interests
Videogames, computers, programming, hacking, maybe a bit of anime
>Turnoff
Masculinity
>Turnon
Being clingy, being caring
>mfw no yandere gee eff

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>mfw got to "your hobbies, interests" part and realized how terribly boring i am.

>>38867058
I don't care fagget, you got me interested, now post them.

>>38867052
You will never find a non conservative and find a smart person, just like how you leftys complain about photoshopping photos, you still wish for something that won't happen

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>>38867120
You will anon, i'm not going to subject you to it. I'll say that a constant is at the very least they are overweight to some extent, very lucky if they don't suffer from severe acne or some kind of strange face structure. It's really not good. Don't get me wrong i'm not chad, but fuck anon.

>>38866775
if i'm low rank will you still add me?

>>38867195
probably not sry

> Their gender
Female (female)
> Their age
20+/- 2 or 3 years
> Their location/race
Europe preferably and being white would be a plus, although I don't really care
> Their looks,height,build etc.
Smaller than 175cm (I'm 180cm)
Preferably a tomoy, I have a thing for them
> The perfect day spent together
Waking up together relaxed because we've been cuddling all night; making some
breakfast together, whatever's there; going somewhere you like it, maybe the zoo or just sightseeing or staying in and watching movies or a series; lunch; Spending the rest of the afternoon together; dinner; going to bed together (sex optional)
> YOUR hobbies, interests
Generally having interest in one thing and not doing it after the first month, I still need to paint 2 Warhammer miniatures and the digital piano is getting dusty
Other than that I usually watch videos on youtube or Seinfeld on Amazon Prime right now, a really good show
Also, philosophy and psychology, although I need to read more stuff about it, but I like to discuss concepts
Anime is almost a given on here, but I'll still mention it
> The biggest turnoff in a person
Doesn't have the same sense of humour as me (I like stupid puns and monty python)
Somehow believes she's oppressed in a first world country
Ignorant about trying new things
> Biggest turn on in a person
Likes me how I am
Can stimulate interesting conversation, no matter the topic
Knows her way around movies

I know nobody will answer, but at least I killed some time writing this.

>>38863875
>Female (born female)
>From 18 to 30
>Location: Europe.
>Race: Caucasian or Asian
>Height: whatever as long as she's comfortable with me being 5'5"
>>Build: from thin to average.Muscular it's also ok.Also, big boobs are appreciated

>>Cute face it's greatly appreciated, as long as it's not manly or misshapen it's ok, BUT teeth to be straight and white.

>>I'm a introverted guy, but if I am with someone I trust i don't mind going out. I like math, coding and geek stuff in general. I also enjoy drinking and although I don't smoke pot I wouldn't mind a stoner GF

>Biggest turn on is cuddling

>>Biggest turn off are crooked and yellowish teeth and bad personal hygiene in general.

>>Perfect day spent together:
Laying in bed all day cuddling while watching some show that we both enjoy.

>Bonus:My look
>>5'5". 6/10 face, clean skin. Curly brown hair. Brown eyes. Kinda muscular body, ~12% body fat.

>>38867212
but wyh

>>38866775

im not >>38866746
but my rank is ge, got some lower rank acc too, and ye i use my mic

>>38867262
oh no.
im
average
.-.

>>38867293
Be my average friend

>>38867328
hm idk, give discord first

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>>38866730
Anon since you're not adding me it seems to not work, could you give me your Discord name please? I wouldn't mind chatting with someone...
Sorry if I'm being intrusive..

>>38867365
Snekhold#7961
Okay

>male
>18-21
>US or Europe
>taller than 5'11, lanky, pale
>spending all day inside. i dont like to be touched so no cuddling all the time. going for walks late at night.
>reading (esp scifi), programming crap
>being a stoner, not liking literature, being gross
>not taking my insults too seriously. Being intelligent.

>>38867293
thats unlucky, i pmuch match everything on ur list doe

>my gender
male
>my age
20
>location/race
finland/white
>looks,height,build etc
im 6'2-6'3, white
>perfect day
i like hiking too, just not many chances to do so, also like nightly walks cuz no people around
>hobbies
vidya, csgo, ow, league, wow, whatever
>biggest turnoff
being a normie
>biggest turn on
not being a normie

i'm definitely not nice to everyone, i hate/don't talk to almost anyone except a few (online) friends (don't rly even talk to my family either desu)

i hate crowded places, i avoid other ppl the best i can.

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>>38863875
>tfw have a crush on a work colleague
>tfw she has the same personality as me, is interested in the same hobbies, has the same sense of humour and finds me funny
>tfw would ask her out in a heartbeat
>tfw she is 25 and I'm 19

Why is fate so cruel?

>>38867163
Anon, you're just making it more intriguing. I really want to see

>>38867445
give discord o-o

>>38867449
Ask her out, idiot. Age doesn't matter

>>38865785

What do you Iike to talk about

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>>38867470
Biggest issue is they very well could be lurking this thread and I don't feel like ruining some of the people I talk to.

>>38867510
Could you send it through email or discord?

>>38867084
Sure anon. Felor#3557
I have tried it, but I was still never really attracted to boys, even if they're feminine.

>>38867414
Koshirai#1286

>>38867486
thinking#1604

throwaway for reasons

>I want my partner to be in the top 20 percentile for physical attractiveness and top 40 percentile for intelligence

All you people have ridiculously high standards. No wonder you are alone. If you want somebody of that caliber you have to be somebody of that caliber.

> Their gender
Male (I am also male)
> Their age
18-24 (I am 19)
> Their location/race
Somewhere in the UK. Idgaf about race.
> Their looks,height,build etc.
Masculine, 5'8"+, bearded, built, hairy, chubby with a cuddly belly
> The perfect day spent together
Wake up about 9am, cook up a big breakfast together, go late morning shopping for food and obscure stuff like art supplies, go for a long hike in nature, go back home and have a bbq for dinner in the garden, then cuddle and watch horror movies and anime or draw/write in bed late into the night followed by sex maybe if we've known each other for long enough and are in the mood
> YOUR hobbies, interests
Creative writing, cooking, language shit, horror shit, trying to do music and failing
> The biggest turnoff in a person
Somewhere between effeminacy and sluttiness
> Biggest turn on in a person
A really good overall personality

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>>38863983
yo are you gay or something?

>>38867576
hello, I remember you )))
why did you stop talking to others on Discord?

>>38863875
>Don't care as long as they're cuddly (no trans please)
>16-20s
>UK, don't mind race
>Not concerned, I'm sure you're all cuties
>Watching eachother playing videogames and taking turns whilst cuddling and getting into long rants whilst the other just listens before going into their own ramble
>Vidya, philosophy, ethics, law, cooking(esp baking), animemanga can be cool
>Narcissism, loving the sound of their own voice, going on about how accomplished they are, doing edgy things just because, etc.
>Being able to read me and knowing what to say/ask without me specifically prompting it

Bit about me
>Guy
>18
>White
>SE England

>>38866102
Hi, I think we mesh very well, I'm in Russi though. Would you like my contact?

>I'm a narcissist so you can't be a narcissist ONLY I MAY BE THE NARCISSIST
You suck dude don't fail alevels.

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> Their gender
Female
> Their age
18-24
> Their location/race
Preferably Europe. White. No "mixed", brown, black, etc. Could consider asian.
> Their looks,height,build etc.
Blonde would be a plus. Not fat, not chubby, not "thick", not anorexic, good looking but not to an extreme.
> The perfect day spent together
In our cottage during a spring day playing with children
> YOUR hobbies, interests
History and politics, hard science, philosophy, tv shows and games.
> The biggest turnoff in a person
Signs of leftism
> Biggest turn on in a person
Is redpilled about the JQ

>>38865785
I'll bite. Rithvariel#9173

>>38867884
yea, post it pls

>>38867890
How the hell did you get that impression from my post?

Can read you like a box of cereal cos ur eight fucking teen

>>38868038
Ok bub, why don't u learn to reply to a post.

>Everything you just said
Because everyone can perfectly understand the nuances of everyone's mannerisms and just hoping for somebody who can understand yours because you're not good at expressing yourself makes you a narcissist.

>people not saying what they themselves are gender and sexuality wise

REEEE

>>38868089
Do you really need to guess around these parts?

>>38865785
zanadu#7670 is my discord

Ok on the level I'm 26 and I distinctly remember being 18
You're like a chariacature (sp) of me because you're so worried about 'expressing yourself' that me saying one word had you scrambling to defend yourself
It's the height of petty
The correct response to not be a self righteous can-do-no-wrong arse is
>k
You're so far from relaxed it's cartoony to me
Literal narcissism

Whatever this was more than I needed to say
Point being I and many people have worn your small shoes and your problems are silly childish and predictable
Have some humility and concede you walk in other people's footprints and are not infact a pioneer.

>>38868007
cat#0136

hmu ill respnd later

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> Their gender
Female
> Their age
Under 30
> Their location/race
Anywhere is ok, East Coast/Panhandle area preferred
> Their looks,height,build etc.
Curvy to average in terms of weight, height can be from 4'11" to how tall you are.
Cute face, big boobs preferred
> The perfect day spent together
Staying indoors together, cuddling and watching a show, or taking a walk in the wintertime, holding hands and each other.
> YOUR hobbies, interests
Anime, manga, games, old western cartoons like Tom and Jerry, Looney Tunes, Cartoon Network stuff when it was in the 2000s, firearms, cryptocurrency
> The biggest turnoff in a person
Cheating
> Biggest turn on in a person
Being motherly, caring, doting, excessively coddling.

>Woman
>23-35
>Scandinavia or russia
>Red hair or very pale skin would be plus, slender and fragile build, high cheekbones
>day spend together: going on a,long walk in the woods and then chilling at a lake in the evening talking about Plots for stories i like to imagine in my head
>writing, illustration, concept art, running, lifting, fishing, paying chess
>being very extroverted, drinking alcohol, smoking, having an annoying voice, no sense of humour
>understanding me, someone being as passionate about a subject as me, someone trusting me completely, being yourself when with me, being loyal to me

>>38868161
When did I ever say I was some inspirational pioneer? I find a great deal of solace in the fact that other people have been in worse positions than I'm in and have gotten out fine, I'm actually pretty well off all thing considered. I like hearing advice from people older, and even younger, it's why I volunteer to work with the elderly on weekends. And I do plenty of wrong, I don't sleep well, and can generally be quite lazy, why do you assume that I think I think I don't have flaws? You should learn not to jump to conclusions about people.

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>>38863875
> Their gender
Female
> Their age
17-35
> Their location/race
Europe
> Their looks,height,build etc.
Not too fat and not too skinny
> The perfect day spent together
Fishing, picnic and cuddling
> YOUR hobbies, interests
Fishing, playing games, day dreaming.
> The biggest turnoff in a person
Lying
> Biggest turn on in a person
Loyalty, doesn't care about what other people think.

>>38864805
i fit this, now where's my free gf?

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> Their gender
male
> Their age
Between 19- 25(I'm 19)
> Their location/race
I don't really care about it, as long as you're nice guy, even though Im white asf i dont really care about it
> Their looks,height,build etc.
Looks are not important, but I`prefer guys my a bit taller than me or at least my height(5'1), it's not that important.
> The perfect day spent together
Spending time at home, watching stuff going to eat out, cinema, comfy walks, cuddles, etc, Im basic haha
> YOUR hobbies, interests
I play the piano, i read books a lot, also manga and I enjoy watching anime and movies, rare ones are the best, and I enjoy listening to music
> The biggest turnoff in a person
Lies, leaving me, being a complete dick to me, wating me only for sex, not liking me as I am..etc
> Biggest turn on in a person
Loyalty, caring, loving, supportive, understanding, clingy with certain limits, old lover, with flowers and letters, and that stuff and like i said if he puts love above sex is fine, sex is not everything

>>38863983
>azer
>gay
Ismail, is that you?

>>38868336
What is old lover?

>>38863875
>> Their gender
Female
>> Their age
18-22
>> Their location/race
british or east asian
>> Their looks,height,build etc.
around 5'5, long hair
>> The perfect day spent together
doing literally nothing
>> YOUR hobbies, interests
doing literally nothing
>> The biggest turnoff in a person
narcissism
>> Biggest turn on in a person
is okay with silent company

>>38868357
I meant a lover in an old way, sorry, english is not my first language Im from Ukraine, I should have said it

>>38868382
Are you still in the Ukraine? Were you there when the civil war started happening?

>>38865208
Anon.. Maybe my autism is kicking in but that looks like jailbait :/

>>38868336
I hope you are from Europe
originality

>Ukraine
Czechbot here. Which part of Ukraine are you from?

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> Their gender
Female preference (but will fall for a qt trap)
> Their age
18-30
> Their location/race
I hope somewhere within the USA and within Texas is even better. I will accept a LDR if we connect though.
> Their looks,height,build etc.
I would love someone around my height (6'3),but I'll accept any height.
> The perfect day spent together
Sitting inside while cuddling and watching things together while holding hands and telling each other that I love you
> YOUR hobbies, interests
I like to cook for the people I love,clean, watch things,and play videogames
> The biggest turnoff in a person
Someone who lies to me
> Biggest turn on in a person
Being faithful and puts up with my clingyness. That and wanting to spend the rest of their life with me.

Please send a email and I'll give you my contact info
[email protected]

>>38868455
>>38868436
fuck off euronormies

>>38868336
I might want to get to know you
If you could leave some way to contact you, I'll use it
I'm >>38867214 btw

>>38868436
>>38868382
Oops sorry but no
SBU will arrest me if we meet
Ne hochu na zonu

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I just want a kurisu gf.
But I live in the middle of nowhere.

>>38868336
I wouldn't mind getting to know you :3

>>38868463
>>38868455
>>38868436
Get your own you dogpiling niggers

>>38868481
You're added to this list >>38868479
Fuck off

>>38868481
European imageboards sucks, you know. So that's why we are here.

>>38868495
what did I do wrong? I only expressed interest.

>>38868513
>>38868504
Fuck off back to krautchan and /int/

>>38868525
But I'm not european...?

>>38868525
What are you gonna do if not, sunshine?

>>38868504
Don't give him attention.
He wants (you)s.
The website is ruled by a jap to the whole world.

>>38863875

> Female
> 19-26
> White
> Dirty blonde, brunette, strawberry blonde, not thicc or fat
> Driving around the country exploring and fooling around under the stars
> Drawing, writing
> Hairy pits / legs
> She shows me attention

> Their gender
female
> Their age
really dont care as long as they are not underage
> Their location/race
im a shitskin so i dont really care
> Their looks,height,build etc.
i like most features in girls so i dont mind really unless you are deformed or something
> The perfect day spent together
indoors, watching depressing movies or just going outside late night for walks
> YOUR hobbies, interests
watching movies/tv shows or consuming any media really
> The biggest turnoff in a person
dishonesty
> Biggest turn on in a person
i like people who are easy to talk to and dont take forever to reply, bonus points if you genuinely care for me lord take my life

> Their gender
idc
> Their age
18-28
> Their location/race
Europe
> Their looks,height,build etc.
idc
> The perfect day spent together
Going out together alone up the mountains or to the zoo, walking around holding hands or onto eachother, coming home and snuggling up in front of a fire and spending time together until I cook dinner, then maybe cuddling while watching a movie
> YOUR hobbies, interests
Animals, photography, nature, excercising at times when no one else is around, vidya /mu/ /tv/ animu
> The biggest turnoff in a person
Bad hygiene or bad manners
> Biggest turn on in a person
Honesty, loyalty, caring, passion
>Really likes
public affection (holding hands/cuddling/kissing)
>me
male, 23, 180cm, brown/black hair, beard, blue eyes, pale skin, some freckles,honest, loyal, shy

I may as well post so I can make someone feel inadequate
>> Their gender
F
>> Their age
21+
>> Their location/race
White british
>> Their looks,height,build etc.
Tall strong big long hair very smart
>> The perfect day spent together
We were gonna do something interesting but it started raining so instead we just fuck all day
>> YOUR hobbies, interests
Books music fitness nutrition getting to work early and trying to survive the next 30 years
>> The biggest turnoff in a person
Not believin in urself
>> Biggest turn on in a person
Gigantic heaving wet brains

I've only met ONE (1) girl who fits this description and she impressed upon me the need to meet someone similar

>>38866432
Anon if you're still there pls add me, you sound good.
Mudokan#9934

>>38868322
Tell me about yourself. Better yet, fill in the form in the OP.

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> Helicopter
Srsly I don't care if you are a girl or boy
> 20 +/-5 years
> Slav
> Not a 100kg landwhale
> Cuddling/gaming/co-sleeping
I'm also into gentle domination and would be a little spoon.
> Music, guns, playing guitar, cycling
> Being an abusive bitch
> Just be nice to me. As Japanese say, Yoroshiku onegaishimasu.

>>38864805
>> Their gender
M
>> Their age
22
>> Their location/race
white, america
>> Their looks,height,build etc.
slim, 174cm, been called cute
>> The perfect day spent together
Cuddling inside, and watching a movie/tv/playingvidya
>> YOUR hobbies, interests
vidya, shitposting, reading, politics, card games
>> The biggest turnoff in a person
being too thin skinned or a complete degenerate (or both)
>> Biggest turn on in a person
loyalty
et tu?

> sex: female
> age: 18-21
> location/race: Murica/don't care about race
> looks: Nerdy, mostly natural (unlike Instagram makeup monsters)
> perfect day: Watch anime/kdrama and play coop games all day then relax and read a book quietly
> hobbies: books, vidya, kpop/kdrama, piano, movies
> turn off: outgoing party thots (am in college and every girl is like this it turns me off so much)
>turn on: any girl with glasses that is a quiet bookworm/reads a lot. Even if we don't share hobbies I'm in love with girls that are quiet/socially awkward

>>38868780
I sent you a friend request, but I can't talk rn, gotta walk my dog.

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>28
>too old for love now

At least I get frost bolt in a year.

>>38869069
What's that supposed to mean, friend? Love knows no bounds. Please do not give up hope.

>>38869069
I would date a 28 year old female

>>38869069
Evoker dude really
I was thinking transmutation

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>>38869091
Heh. That's a good one.

>>38869112
Frost bolt is all I deserve. I didn't choose it.

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>>38863875
>Fem/straight
>18-27~
>Europe, pref. Scandinavia. Germanische
>'healthy' body (I.e not severely overweight, training on a regular basis)
>Watching some movie, cuddling, late night car ride with chicken nuggets
>Training/Boxing, Guitar, Computers, Fishing
>Shallowness
>Tomboy-ish personality, but still with that feminine charm

D-do you think there is someone for everyone?

>>38868401
Yeah Im still here haha
>>38868436
>>38868467
Dont worry anon! You wont get arrested
>>38868463
>>38868479
Oh sure Do you ahve discord? Mine is dreamss#0136 I think I'm new at this sorry

>>38869205
Honestly, why do you feel like you're too old for love? I don't think it's really ever too late. Are you so concerned because you haven't found someone you like?

>>38869069
If you're a man, you're fucked; if you're a woman, you have a chance.

> Their gender
Male since I am f ofc
> Their age
20-25
> Their location/race
UK please
> Their looks,height,build etc.
perhaps taller than me (im 5'5), not fat not skinny, not blonde, pref white. or asian too is good
> The perfect day spent together
going hiking, pretty much going anywhere where theres few people (if any) watching anime, cuddling, no lewd stff either
> YOUR hobbies, interests
vidya (lol and wow), drawing, playing piano, and sax is nice
> The biggest turnoff in a person
gets offended easily if i ask a personal question that may seem like im doubting them (im really insecure), lies including white lies, hiding/keeping secrets, liking weeb stuff.
> Biggest turn on in a person
patient, reassuring, caring, loving, affectionate, isnt nice to "everyone", drives, "both of us against the world"

I wont here until later so if interested my discord is ouch#4154

>>38869371
Know any Slayer?

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>>38869233
Look at the age brackets for men in here. None go over 25.

>>38869273
>If you're a man, you're fucked

That was my point. I missed the train years ago because I blew everyone off to play WoW for a decade. Now that I've quit and broken the spell I've finally noticed that everyone left.

Sure, I've got money and a career and sick anime reaction faces and I'm not an uggo. But I have no social life and spend everyday alone now which fucking sucks.

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> Female
> 20-25
> Australia/ Any race
> the only thing im worried about is height, im 6' something but id prefer a smol, but otherwise it doesnt matter ( it doesnt really matter height wise either desu )
> taking turns going to places of eachothers interests and sharing their thoughts with eachother, lazy days are great too
> My hobbies are oblig anime/vidya, i dabble in 40k but not obsessively, im really getting into writing/reading and film, ive got lots of paths id like to follow
> being shallow i guess, i dont like people obsessed with vanity
> Understanding, caring and kindness.

i know this is just one of those threads that wont lead anywhere for 95% of the posters, but ive never tried one. if im being honest i dont really want a relationship right now, i want a good friend to talk with. i find girls more warm to talk to than boys, atleast in my experience. ( honestly its probably because my mum was very cold to me as a child and id like someone to fill the maternal love in my life )

>>38869371
>>38866102
what the hell is going on here anons

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>>38869452
Honestly i'd go for a women between 22-35.
That's if you don't mind someone younger yourself
4 years younger that is.

>>38869452
Shit you're right and I'm 26
We're both boned
Give something besides evocation a thought
If I wasn't dead set on transmutation I'd probably go illusion

>>38869479
Girls are all clones of each other who would have guessed.

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>>38863875
>These threads always work, and everyone end up finding something that suits them
Ok, i hope i find the perfect bf

> Their gender
Attack heliicopter
> Their age
20e+24
> Their location/race
Russian of course, slav
> Their looks,height,build etc.
The mi-24 is the sexiest of them all, average height, minimal wear
> The perfect day spent together
Nothin' can beat spending the day killin' ukranians
> YOUR hobbies, interests
Flying and taking care of attack helicopters of course
> The biggest turnoff in a person
When they aren't a helicoper
> Biggest turn on in a person
When they ARE a helicopter

>tfw fetish so autistic, it can't even be fullfilled in the best of situations

>>38869479
Someone baiting robots hard.

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>>38863875
ok.... lets try and get nothing most likely
>girl (male)
>20
>US/huiatte
>5'1, 90 pounds
>i'm bad at things like this, probably something like a day dabbing hard, going to the water park or amusement park, bleaching brain on fun then coming home to comfily do our routines together, probably cuddle fuck and sleep something like that
>hobbies, interests: kind of lacking an interest in anything lately.
>the biggest turnoff in a person: inability to see eye to eye on things that matter
>biggest turnon: idk i have a thing for russian girls and tonedness

these threads don't necessarily "just work" for me because i lack the substance required in the first place

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>>38869497
I'm not "a women", dingus.

Did you even read my post?

>>38864805
This fits me to the bone besides 25+
Stad?

>"Non-ASCII text is not allowed"
You learn something new every day

>>38869551
Do you accept non-tranny men?

>>38863875
Perfect woman:

Female
18-22
American, white
Blonde, tall, thin, fair
Dinner and a movie, then star gazing in the park and having sex there
Likes video games, reading and learning.
Biggest turn off is being boring and not intelligent.
Biggest turn on is being able to hold a conversation about philosophy and other topics

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>>38864940
>Prefer: blonde hair, blue eyes
>Turnoff: Racism

>>38869224
>>Europe, pref. Scandinavia. Germanische

its Germanisch in this case senpai

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>>38869551
guess my main bank is in my music taste:
>cloudkicker, big black, slint, kyuss, kingston wall, so many dynamos, dance gavin dance, circle takes the square, das racist, bad brains, FUCKING WEREWOLF ASSO, Grandaddy, Hot Chip, Ghost Pal, Icarus the Owl, nujabes, modest mouse, mylets, mystery skulls, Oiel, the belinda burchers, sidewalk and skeletons, shellac, sharpest, slick shoes, sithu aye, staring back, stratiotes, submatukana, step friends, RJD2, staring back, Swerve Driver, Suis La Lune, Tan Dollar, Tera Melos, Bulldog Skin, Traindodge, The Avalanches, The Sword, Thessa, Title Fight, Thunderbirds Are Now!, Tubelord, YALL, Zefs Chasing Cara, Wu Tang Clan, when we were giants, Daitro, De La Soul, Death From Above 1979

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> Their gender
Cute guy
> Their age
13-28
> Their location/race
Europe, don't care for race as long as he's cute
> Their looks,height,build etc.
Cute, slightly feminine, I'm OK with guys under 5'11 as long as they don't have a napoleon complex (actually I want the opposite of a napoleon complex.... Shy, quiet, caring, loving etc)
> The perfect day spent together
Me having sex with him, watching him blush and hiding is erection in embarrasment as I gently tease him, us watching 2deep4u anime afterwards
> YOUR hobbies, interests
Anime, drawing, obsessing over pets
> The biggest turnoff in a person
Long nails, bad hygiene, them not liking animals,them being rude and cold
> Biggest turn on in a person
The opposite of my "turnoffs"

>>38869618
yes, i'm bi but predisposed towards women or girly guys because i grew up around girls and boys like that as opposed to "manly" guys.
personality tho, long as youre not a bear lol those scare me

>>38869664
>not the anon you replied to
Not Gettin sexually attracted by people of other races doesn't make you a racist

>>38869710
>perfect
>but European
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Where is your American doppelganger? Mommyyy

>>38869710
You sound amazing and I'd love to get to know you more it's a shame this post is bait.

>>38869710
sounds good anon, what's your discord?

>>38869710
>europe
;-; why

>>38869715
do you have kik or discord then? i'm a very skinny male

>>38869710
>don't care for race
So which are you?

>>38869710
>don't care for race
fuck off

>>38863875
>> Their gender
>> Their age
>> Their location/race
>> Their looks,height,build etc.
>> The perfect day spent together
>> YOUR hobbies, interests
>> The biggest turnoff in a person
>> Biggest turn on in a person

This thread belongs on /soc/

>>38869710
Are you a real girl? Pls be

>>38869479
>>38869530
>>38869530
>>38869479
>>38869545
Yes im bating beta thirsty robots, in fact some of these girls are me but you'll never know

Bye

https://sys.4chan.org/r9k/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=38863875

this is the link to my contact
I am a cute girl who will date you

>>38869816


Im >>38869814, reported.

>>38868154
not working, do you have a different name now?

>>38869825
should have done it in the beginning senpai

now the thread's been up for so long mods are gonna be more reluctant to remove it

you gotta report early and often to get these walnuts to remove this /soc/shit

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> Their gender
Female
> Their age
18 - 25
> Their location/race
Scandinavia
> Their looks,height,build etc.
Eccentric & cute, not overweight. Height doesn't matter.
> The perfect day spent together
Average day: together lounging at home, maybe shopping together or preparing food
Special day: Outdoor picnic or trip to restaurant, ranging from fancy steakhouse to casual chinese buffet and/or pizza followed up by a movie, anime or game back at home on the comfy sofa set up
> YOUR hobbies, interests
Videogames, anime, culture, cooking, movies and travelling
> The biggest turnoff in a person
Anger and hostility, as well as disloyalty
> Biggest turn on in a person
A so called ''young wife'' look, a woman who desires children and looks like she could be a great mother on the inside and the outside. Inside is definitely more important, with mutual loyalty and love at the core.

I want to make a loving family, as I came from a splintered one as the one who was keeping it together and in good terms with everyone. I am so tired of seeing everyone in their families bickering, and I want to do my best to raise a family with love, nurture and respect.

This really is a pipe dream, isn't it?

>>38869867
brinemeister same number

>>38869867
Best thing to do is baiting them, use your imagination, like I said, some of these """girls"""" are me.

>>38869885
I'm sorry I don't understand

is that your discord handle

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>>38869770
White origigigiig

Btw, I'm not a female

>>38869710
d-do you have discord?
please add me
zambz#6205

>>38869898
Yes that's the name same number as before

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Reminder that if you're male you will never get a serious reply in one of these threads and that most if not all posts claiming to be female are bait. If you're reading this post, save yourself the pain of being ignored or lead on, and just hide the thread.

>>38869895
maybe at least use an original message when baiting

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>>38869910
POST CONTACT NOOOWWW

desu

>38863875
>Their gender
female (im a guy, no modern liberal bullshit like gay, trans, weird gender...)
>Their age
like me (currently 20) or younger
>Their location/race
european-looking, location - somewhere cold, but other than that irrelevant (i have a bit of a nomadic personality)
>Their looks,height,build etc.
normal, not too ugly
>The perfect day spent together
dunno, ive never actually considered being with a woman, i like imagining things outside of my comfort zone to expand my horizon
>YOUR hobbies, interests
walking, cycling, travelling, literature, poetry, art in general, old music (like country, folk, traditional historic and such)
>The biggest turnoff in a person
being a normie (basically being a sensing type of personality)
>Biggest turn on in a person
being able to think for themselves, outside of the consensus, think abstractly, see the big picture (basically not being a sensing type of personality)

>>38869930
NO
DO NOT JUST HIDE

/soc/ threads such as these have MAJOR impacts on the demographic of users on r9k

we need this shit gone before it hits 10 replies, and every legitimate poster in a thread like this should be banned from r9k

reporting is the best thing you can do when you see /soc/ threads

>>38869760
i have kik, but i don't remember my tag off the bat and my mom is off with my phone. if you post yours ill make sure to kik you
i will also warn you i'm about to go to bed so don't expect a reply today, but it's ok if you already assume im bait or something because i said i won't reply immediately lol i'm used to these threads

but yeah i'll kik you when i wake up and get my phone back if you post yours, literally can't remember mine and haven't used it in a year

>>38869976
add Habsburger32

>>38869968
what if i dont see this as a soc thread, but as a nice opportunity for us to get to know each other better, reevaluate ourselves and converse

>>38870005
>a nice opportunity for us to get to know each other better, reevaluate ourselves and converse

hahahahaha good joke

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>>38870016
not all people on r9k are shallow dumbass attention whores
some of us have depth

>>38870005
>a nice opportunity for us to get to know each other better, reevaluate ourselves and converse
This is a hookup thread, retard. What really matters here is to get sex

>>38869898
p-please add me anon don't go

> Their gender
Either
> Their age
at least 21
> Their location/race
Texas.
> Their looks,height,build etc.
Female: Cute, short. Male: Masculine. Not Chad mode, but obviously male
> The perfect day spent together
It's normie as fuck but I want to buy a bunch of garbage food and cuddle up on the couch watching kino under a comfy blanket all day. With no clothes on.
> YOUR hobbies, interests
I love filmmaking, I was going to school for it, actually. I didn't get accepted into any of my 3 desired universities, so I gave up and got a "real job" like my dad wanted me to I'm very passionate about film and I love to discuss what makes a good movie good. I feel the same passion towards music as well, although I'm not as informed on the subject. I've played guitar/bass for 10 years, piano for 5, and Saxophone for 8. I used to write music but I was never good at it. I also cook, but that's more of a necessary thing than a hobby.
> The biggest turnoff in a person
A lack of interest or passion. I can't stand when people say "I like X thing" without being able to express why they like it at all. I hate people who go to the movies to "turn their brain off lol".
> Biggest turn on in a person
When someone can be expressive about how they feel. If I heard someone spend maybe 30 minutes talking about something they adore and why they adore it, it'd be impossible for me to not pounce on them.

It's hard to find people who care about stuff. Indifference is the new norm

>>38870087
uhh ok fine
what's the number though

>>38870066
yes, a hookup thread with ultra-reclusive people all over the world that dont leave their houses
makes much sense

you could at least try to make them into something positive if you see that they arent going away

>>38869842
Oh shit replied to the wrong anon before
>>38869885
this is the new name and number is #7670

>>38870061
>>38870107
dont hide the fact this a thread for thirsties by saying "we will get to know each other deeply xd", jsut fuck it dude, the only real thing is tfw no gf for you all
>>38870066
Just for desperate people anon, not even sex lol and soc is the correct board for that, not this one

>>38870095
Do you have a preference for race? Is Texas also the race? Can I be from Ohio but really like horses and guns and have that count

>>38869232
Doesnt seem to work, sorry.
If you're still here try to add Gendou#2104 ; I know what your tag should look like

>>38865895
No, just norwegian

MOOODSSSSS

THIS THREAD IS A FUCKING SOC THREAD
WHY AREN'T YOU REMOVING THIS

>>38870107
>you could at least try to make them into something positive if you see that they arent going away
Reporting them is not enough

>>38870134
>Just for desperate people anon, not even sex lol and soc is the correct board for that, not this one
Did you even read the fucking title?
This is a normalfags thread

Male
Over 21
Anywhere (no blacks/Mexican/Indian)
Don't really mind just be taller than 5'3
League of legends, WoW, Runescape 3, anime, sometimes cosplay, shitty mmd music, yandere, being a 6 year old
Guys who like super hero movies, marvel, Star Wars, sport, politics, going outside, having multiple friends, spending time away from their partner
Daddy/little girl, protective/obsessive, understanding, patient, would prefer ldr for right now

Tfw no one to voice call all day and play vidya while having comfortable silences and falling asleep

>>38870244
Nah this thread only for desperate guys

>>38870262
Fit this
pls drop a throwaway

>>38863875
>enter LDR
>get lied to for 4 months
>end up getting really fucking hurt, physically ill. Break up with her
>1 month later I still feel like shit
>I guess I might still have feelings for the idealized version of her that was in my head before the illusion broke
>cant even look at my favorite bodytype in porn without thinking of her

make it fucking stop

robots dont fall for the LDR meme, it is just so much worse afterwards

>>38870205
it may not be enough but it's all we can do

Here's the link again btw

https://sys.4chan.org/r9k/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=38863875

I mean you could potentially go into 4chan IRC, since this thread objectively breaks the rules mod shouldn't have any issue removing it or moving it

I'm on my phone I can't

>>38870205
well obviously theres no ground for a ban or anything of the sort

>reporting things you dont like like crazy
is this dota?

>>38868336
I think you are perfect for me but I don't want to do LDRs :(

>>38870295
don't mistake mods inaction as tolerance

I assure you, your hookup thread WILL be removed

>>38868692
whatever123#8542, I'm a guy though

>>38870294
Link me to 4chan IRC, I will shit down this shit asap now

>>38870335
it's #4chan on rizon I believe

you will have to make an account, just use a throwaway email, it doesn't take long

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>>38870095
>tfw you lack interest or passion in everything that's not related in some way, to killing other people
>you can express your genuine interest in the subject by talking for hours about guns, their mechanics, down to parts like trigger groups, to knife and dagger fighting, and 5 different types of multi-shotgun shell do-it-at-home suicide helmets

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>>38870364
>including, but not limited to, killing yourself

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>>38870294
> being this triggered

I hope youre doing your part to atleast also remove the 50 gay threads.

>>38870335
irc://irc.rizon.net/4chan

I'm assuming you don't have an irc client
use something called mibbit, it's a web client

I think clicking the irc link on 4chans homepage might go directly to mibbit

>>38870402
gay threads don't break rules
I have zero issue with gay threads

in fact I defend them from spammers

>>38870295
>reporting things you dont like like crazy
This shit simply doesn't belong here

>>38870310
yes right after day of the rope and the beta rebellion happen

>>38870457
>REEEEEEE someone made a thread i dont like BAN IT BAN IT BAN IT
>what do you mean no basis for banning it, what about MY FEELS

>>38870492
...how dense can you be?

this is a /soc/ thread. /soc/ threads don't belong here.

I have no issue with /soc/ threads honestly. I don't really care whatsoever about people hooking up online at all.

The fact of the matter is this thread just doesn't belong here. It explicitly breaks the rules and I believe the rules should be enforced as they are. It's a matter of principle, I report drug threads for the same reason, they violate rule 1.

>>38870532
>It explicitly breaks the rules and I believe the rules should be enforced as they are.
it obviously does judging from it being banned each time it is posted
oh wait...

too bad mods are not as intelligent as you to know the rules properly

>>38867090
I'm US fag and only really play Nintendo games but I'm Emily#5224 on discord if you want

>>38864126
>hitting on people in a quite library

>>38870705
Not him but what vidya do you play?

>>38870705
Pokemon, Splatoon, Zelda, Fire Emblem, Animal Crossing

I don't have a PC or any console besides Nintendo ones