>"Come on Anon, dont you think your a bit too old

What's that? I can't hear you! Speak up!

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>>38863661
>fatceps
>a small belly
but
>giant tits
>those curves
>that waist
I'm having an argument with my penis and it's giving some hard evidence.

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MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLKKYYYYYY

>>38863661
Anyone in this thread actually tasted breast milk as an adult?

>>38863730
no but if you have do enlighten us

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>>38863661
DROP THE TOP, WHORE

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I'd probably kill someone for a gf like this. It's a body made for sex.

>>38863742
I tried it out of curiosity when my wife was breastfeeding. It doesn't taste bad. It's quite a bit sweeter than cow's milk. It's also thinner though, doesn't seem as fatty. Although this was just some that came out while I was playing with her tits during sex. I wasn't actually trying to get a meal out of them. So maybe it takes a bit of sucking to get the high-fat milk? Judging by how chubby our kid is there's got to be a lot of calories in it.

It wasn't something I have a fetish for, and I don't really like warm milk, so I didn't do it again.

>>38863801
>warm
>sweet
>did it during coitus
fuck i need to get in the universes good graces so i can have a gf to suckle on

>>38863826
You might have more luck finding a gf if you don't call sex coitus.

>>38863911
and I think you might have less shit advice if you didn't focus on schematics

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I'd give my left nut to touch those tits.

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>>38863943
It's Semantics you dumb fuck, not schematics

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Brapcows are the hottest women. Milky tits and farts? Yes please.

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you are now farting manually

>>38864039
My bad grammar Nazi. I wasn't aware that all my posts on a fucking virgin frogposting board had to be literary master pieces. Please edit this one for me too.

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What if women brapped out of their big milky tits?

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>>38864071
>>38864106
>>38864042
why do you have to ruin something so fucking pure with farts?
You disgusting faggots

>>38864164
it's just one guy, he does it on bant too sometimes. everyone just ignores him.

>>38864164
yee what
>>38864181
said don't give him (yous)

>>38863943
>>38864098
Damn son you're mad over being wrong and called out on it. You know that's probably why you don't have a gf right? Like if there was a textbook example of "this is why you have no gf" this would be it.

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>>38863993

>>38863789

>>38863891


Everybody should make a milk thread or two, shit will be cash

>>38864164
>tries to counteract BRAPS with areolas darker than my outlook on life and enough fur to solve the planet's deforestation problem

>>38863661
>>38863777
Looks like Mal Malloy. I know she recently came back and has a premium snap with patreon

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Imagine having milk in your mouth when mommy farts in it and then you have milky farts in your mouth

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>>38864356
>tfw Mal is into me
I must be dreaming

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>>38863661
Tits like this are honestly the only reason I still get out of bed.

>>38864505
Sorry anon, last I checked she was engaged.

>tfw mom breastfed me till 19 and it gave me messed up teeth

At least I think it did.

>>38864580
yeah, I asked her if she was married. She said "haha, why do you ask?"
She hasn't brought it up since

>>38864560
leellll bombing dodongos amirite?? wat a funnay mee-mee!!

>>38863661
One last bump for milk

Why is this fetish so enticing bros?

I wish to have my cock deep inside a lactating, yet still average-to-slip qt with B - D cups, calling her mommy and hearing her moan while she cradles me head sucking the milk out of her tits

Do girlfriends mind being called mommy?

>>38865665
They better not
I suppose an alternative is for them to call you daddy
though i don't think that's a father daughter fetish sort of daddy lol

>>38864164
SAUCE NOW
oregano

>>38864499
I unironically believe that people with fucked up fetishes like this should be euthanized

>>38866394
I unironically believe that authoritarians should be shot.

>>38867074
I dont see how it's authoritarian to not want disgusting freaks on this world.

>>38863801
it depends on the chick's diet, too.

*you're

Learn to spell, retard.

>>38864098
>uses the wrong word
>gets called out on it
>"grammar nazi!!"

you literally used the wrong word you utter spastic. that has nothing to do with grammar. adding on to what others have said, maybe the reason you're a khv is that you're incredibly, irredeemably stupid?