The logistics of sex confuse me. Are you supposed to change the

you must eat the cum

>>38863579
>condom
Pathetic.

Anyway we don't change the sheets right after. After I pump her full she has to go to the bathroom to clean up but a shower isn't necessary.

>>38863579
>Do you tie off the condom and dispose it with foodstuffs?
Yes. Never the toilet. I had to learn that the hard way.

Most things about dating, sex and relationships in general confuse me. Especially the logistics

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>>38863616
>yeah I know a lot about skeks. I cum on the tiddies, Yeah, rightt hat

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>>38863579
>Are you supposed to change the sheets in the morning?
Depends how nasty they are.
I almost never change my sheets for anything. That's the woman's responsibility/desire.

>Is the woman supposed to shower after she gets cum on her face/belly/ass? (like shower right before you sleep?)
Depends on if you two want to. My gf gets turned on generally if we sleep as is, sometimes even if she has cum drying on her face.

>Do you tie off the condom and dispose it with foodstuffs?
Yep. Unless you're paranoid about mummy and daddy finding it.

>Are you supposed to change the sheets in the morning?
You're supposed to cum inside. There's no cum on the sheets if you do this.

>Is the woman supposed to shower after she gets cum on her face/belly/ass?
IN, not ON. Goddamn.

>Do you tie off the condom and dispose it with foodstuffs?
Tie it, throw it in trashcan somewhere.

>>38863579
>Are you supposed to change the sheets in the morning?
only if you want to/get them really dirty. i don't.
>Is the woman supposed to shower after she gets cum on her face/belly/ass? (like shower right before you sleep?)
yeah but i rarely come on her
>Do you tie off the condom and dispose it with foodstuffs?
you just throw it away, i wrap it in a bit of tissue

>Are you supposed to change the sheets in the morning?
Not usually

>Is the woman supposed to shower after she gets cum on her face/belly/ass? (like shower right before you sleep?

My ex and I would raw dog so we would both go shower before sleep.

Do you tie off the condom and dispose it with foodstuffs?

The few times we used a condom it went in the bathroom trash can

t. failed normie

How could you sleep in the sweat you just made? Gross.

How could you go to sleep without bathing first?

>is the woman supposed to shower

she usually can't get up for about 30 minutes after I finish. If you retards aren't destroying their ability to walk or speak coherently you're not doing your job

>>38864415
>You're supposed to cum inside. There's no cum on the sheets if you do this.

Check out this fucking virgin piece of shit trying to pretend he's had sex!

>>38864481

>uptight numale virgin 100% confirmed

>>38864514
>he doesn't agree with my specific ideas about sex therefore he's a virgin
I think the creampie lover is autistic too, but that doesn't mean he didn't have sex.

>Are you supposed to change the sheets in the morning?
No, but if we sweat a lot (summer) they'll get changed more frequently

>Is the woman supposed to shower after she gets cum on her face/belly/ass?
If you cum on her, she can just wipe it off.
If you cum inside her, she should wash or she's disgusting. If she can clean it easily, you're a dicklet and cou;dn't shoot deep enough

>Do you tie off the condom and dispose it with foodstuffs?
I don't use a condom, but when I do it just goes in the bin

>>38863616
>a shower isn't necessary
how do I know you are either a virgin, disgusting or a dicklet

>do you change the sheets?

Don't get cum on the sheets. If dried vagina juice crusts get left over because the A/C dries out the room, just sweep those off

>Is she supposed to shower after she gets cum on her face/belly/ass?

If you think anyone cums on their girl's face regularly you're completely delusional, that is literally made up porn marketing and if you fetishize it you're brainwashed by porn

If it's on their belly / ass you just leave them on the bed for a second, grab a small washcloth and wipe it off of them. Like this guy said >>38864493

They should not be mobile. The shit test is whether the girl can stand up on her own without falling over 15 minutes after sex. If their legs are still shaking when they're in the car on the ride home then you know that you did good

>>38863579
Normies don't think about this type of stuff. They aren't sufficiently self conscious to even have questions like these enter their minds. They just go to sleep and forget about it. Then just toss the used condom in the trash. They just let the cum leak out and get it in the morning

They are inferior to us but their inferiority allows them to enjoy life more, it's a horrible dilemma.

>>38863579
>Are you supposed to change the sheets in the morning?
It depends.

My gf can be a squirter so I have a mattress pad protector and and a couple spare sets of sheets so we're not sleeping in it.

>is the woman supposed to shower after she gets cum on her face/belly/ass?
Most just wipe it off with a towel

>condom
I don't use them but you would usually throw it out in the bathroom toilet, I suppose.

>>38863579
sex is gross and disgusting. I'm 29 I don't know why people do it...I never have and never will.

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>>38863628
>Afternoon, chief. What was that used condom doing in the toilet this morning? You don't have a girlfriend.
>*mother snickers in background*
>Anyways, condom boy, I've made you some lunch. I hope the chicken isn't too 'rubbery'.
>*more snickering from mother*

Is it normal to lay a beach towel or something down onto your bed before doing it? A girl won't look at you funny, right?

>>38864858
It's not normal but I always do it when me and my GF do it on the couch, simply because we both sweat a lot and it's a leather couch. In bed I wouldn't use a towel tbqh.

I never changed the sheets after sex but it wasn't one night stands so I dunno. I never washed the cum off of me because I like the sensation of playing with cum drying on my skin. I know nothing about condoms.

That's how it is in committed relationships. With one night stands, no clue bro.

>>38864876
Oh okay, yeah you would definitely need it on a leather one. What about a fabric sofa?

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>>38864819
What spells are you mastering?

Originally

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>>38863579
Ha ha ha. Oh my dear boy.

My dear

dear

boy.

Let me tell you about sex. Always be a gentleman. Always. Ask the lady how she would like to receive the semen. Deposit it justly. Afterward sex my boy make sure you void everything and burn the sheets. You cover yourself immediately as not to let her see you in a state of undress for that my boy is a weakness.

>>38864661
... my girlfriend usually swallows but I come on her face regularly as well.

>>38864851
You don't put it in the toilet because it coughs the drain numnuts, the.

>>38864592
In my experience the cum doesn't stay inside. It slowly leaks back out together with vaginal fluids. I guess this could be different from person to person but if you're trying not to stain the sheets then just cumming inside isn't foolproof.

>>38864902
It's hard to get cumstains out of fabric when you can't put it in the washing machine. Just rubbing with water won't cut it and rubbing too much with detergent might damage the couch over time.

>this fucking thread
oh well

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>>38863579
>Are you supposed to change the sheets in the morning?
Sex stains are a thing. Fluids and lube and that foamy cooch juice/cum stuff and such go everywhere. Couples don't change the sheets every morning because that's just washing your sheets too much.

>Is the woman supposed to shower after she gets cum on her face/belly/ass?
Woman are slobs to various degrees just like men. A shower is ideal. Some do not shower. Some like to let the cum dry and peel it off.

>Do you tie off the condom and dispose it with foodstuffs?
Nobody uses condoms, but when condoms do get used, they're ideally thrown in the trash. Often, that's not where they wind up, and I've never seen a condom tied-off.

Really, though, in my experience, people don't usually like or use condoms. They talk a big game about how they practice safe sex and they're not stupid enough to make a baby and people should use condoms and sex-ed this and that, and then they fuck bareback.

>>38864481
>How could you sleep in the sweat you just made? Gross.
>How could you go to sleep without bathing first?
I'm gross and so are most of the women who sleep with me. And I shower before leaving in the morning, anyway.

>>38864493
This guy has the right idea.

>>38865859
I honestly thought that was a hentai trope until somebody actually shot me the line about feeling my cum dripping out of her. Imagine my shock.

>>38865949
this board is deceased