Thread replies: 6
Thread images: 3
Thread images: 3
File: The-Descent[1].jpg (212KB, 1280x720px) Image search:
[Google]
![The-Descent[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lBPnMqx.jpg "The-Descent[1]")
212KB, 1280x720px
Vomit stories thread
>be 13
>hyped to go swimming with friends
>drink berry smoothie because I don't want a heavy meal, heard you get cramps or someshit if you eat too much
>get in pool, having fun, swimming around splashing each other
>suddenly feel weight of water on stomach is really heavy, I don't like this
>uncontrollable heavy vomiting of bright red smoothie and bile into pool
>it fucking spreads like there's been a shark attack or some shit
>everyone screaming evacuates the pool
>medic thinks I'm dying or someshit, finally make it out of the pool and explain the smoothie
>pool closed for the day, friends were annoyed by not getting to use pool but also found it hilarious so surprisingly didn't care too much
>>
File: 1499864963517.jpg (75KB, 900x675px) Image search:
[Google]
75KB, 900x675px
>>38862417
>walk into kitchen
>feel fine
>make sammich
>puke all over sink
>continue puking up grilled cheese I ate beforehand
>padre takes me to doctor
>says I have the flu
>no symptoms what so ever
>have to carry bucket because would puke without warning
>had to sleep in tub because I didnt want to puke all over bed and room
>tfw lasted for 2 days
>>
>>38862795
this is why I don't go to doctors unless im gonna die
everyone fucking forces you to go and you get there and they say "ok. go lie down for a while. also pay us $300"
>>
>had this horrid bitch of a gf.
>I regret fucking her.
>She wanted to eat at sonic's
>I take her there with her fillpabeaner friend.
>They say they will get a ride from someone else.
>Say okay and go home.
>Tells me she was puking in the street with her friend from the smoothies they drank.
>Later abandoned her.
>>
File: 1463726350430.jpg (135KB, 463x486px) Image search:
[Google]
135KB, 463x486px
>be last night
>drink 4 DIPA
>throw up 5-6 times an hour later
>go to sleep
>wake up with no hangover
>>
>>38862417
>at freinds house
>small get together with well established people as is our custom
>always drinking sometimes drugs
>know that im not a social person but i like the prospects of freinds so i hang but drink heavily to mask my quiet nature
>just beer so its fine
>friends want to go to town to get food and vodka
>i fucking hate vodka it never sits well with me and its a stupid kind of drunk
>my friend pours me a small SMALL amount with some juice or soemthing
>its fine, everything is fine
>another friend busts out the dab pen
>fuck.jpeg
>cant resists dabs as it is a good high for me. Helps me get out of my shell and be a littel more interesting
>completly forget ive been drinking
>past experinces have told me getting cross faded is NOT a good idea. A death wish
>we start to watch tv
>im feeling fine laying on the floor
>all of a sudden im getting real tied, eyes are getting real heavy
>im practicaly blacking out
>next thing i know im vomiting on the carpet, its thick, ita chicken and donuts
>im crawling to the deck and my buds are trying to carry my dead weight
>finish vomiting but literally want to die
>i just want to choke on my vomit i feel like shit. Not because im embarrassed or anything but that my body just hurts so much
>they pour water down my throat, carry me to bed
>morning comes and everything is cool they understand and know i had only good intentions
>my buddies dad hates me even more than he already does (a few years ago i got really drunk and peed on his carpet)
>me and the homies are still cool
I got invited a few weeks later, but i decided ill wait a little longer to decide if i should quit drinking or not.
Thread posts: 6
Thread images: 3
Thread images: 3