Only highly intelligent people may post in this thread. By highly intelligent I mean people who possess an aptitude of at least 97 percentile in any given area. Personally, my verbal reasoning is genius level. I needn't post my aptitude test results because that would be quite crass, but I'm sure you can tell from my post that I possess a superior intellect. I am of quite another caliber to you commoners
Okay, my verbal is 99.9th
>>38860998
Welcome, friend!
Original
>>38860973
Did you know mozart enjoyed eating shit?
>>38860973
Ogha booga chakaka aranagalangalang
>>38860973
Have you ever done anything intelligent?
>>38860973
You may be of a higher intellect, but have you noticed that this is 4chan? Not many people of intellect reside here.
>>38860973
check these septuples
>>38861051
ah ah ah, caffeine is a neutropic
>>38861018
You called me friend! How're things 18th you?
>>38861025
Licke Mich in Arsche is actually an enjoyable piece by him...if? you don't speak German.
>>38861074
With, not 18th. On phone whoops
How're things with you?
>>38861073
- teleports behind you -
Ogh, poo poo pee, pee
>>38861074
It can be as enjoyable as you like it to be, doesnt change the fact that the idiot savant enjoyed shit play in the bedroom with his relatives
I don't like to brag, but I've built a hello world application using C. I think that speaks for itself.
I'll have you know I am quite intelligent and superior in opinion.
>>38861074
Leck Mich Im highley embarrassing
ONII CHAN
BUY ME GEIMU, ONII CHAN!#$^!%!
unlike you dumbos I am 1 percentile in terms of intellagence.
>>38861074
Quite good. I recently lost my virginity to a prostitute.
>>38861098
Wut
Idiot savant I beg your pardon?
What's your religion OP? Interested to see if it's similar
Shiggy diggy niggy
Whoop shoop dawoppfopp
Start fucking exercising and eating properly or your brain will degrade. Exercise can even reverse the damage from excess cortisol which most robots probably have. I'm not sure if social isolation damages the brain faster than it can repair though.
>>38861160
I'm a fundamentalist agnostic, but I do dip my toes in a little bit of esotericism.
Ebic winrar xD
Oogypoopoo
>>38861192
Very similar, although I see God as Truth. An indefinable component of being, if you will.
What're your economic policies, high iq anon?
Protip: eating corn very originally boosts your IQ
Faith's fire brings the rain.
In your chest, each moment drags
Like a comic book.
>>38860973
And yet you leave off the period on your post. Clearly your written communication is quite sub par.
>>38861307
Perhaps he left it as an open-ended statement, denoting room for extrapolation as per the reader,
>>38860973
I got an 800 on a section of the SAT, but I don't remember which one. Not math.
>>38861336
That would require an ellipses, not a bare consonant.
>>38861357
Bare consonant? Explain, please.
>>38861391
>Bare consonant? Explain, please.
A consonant left bare at the end of a sentence. For example:
The cat ran past the dog
>>38861357
Also, ellipsis*
>>38861408
I thought as much, anon.
>>38860973
Dis dread for smat peopl liek me, I hab 195 IQ
>>38860973
tfw iq is almost 100
brainlets will never understand how good this feels
>>38860973
I'm the best network engineer you'll ever have contact with. I can make networked systems that have 4D topology with at most an hour's reference to documentation.
But I don't work in IT because I smoke way too much grass and can't pass a piss test for the life of me. Kill me.
So...do I actually circlejerk about how smart I am here, or do I just post ironically?
>>38861307
He also damningly forgot a comma.
>>38861671
Of all the ironic intellegint posts in this thread this is by far the best.