"Eye contact, good posture, and a firm handshake. Just like

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"Eye contact, good posture, and a firm handshake. Just like I showed you, Champ. See, Champ? That's all it takes. I'll drive you around town tomorrow so you can go into some stores and practice."

Anonymous 2017-08-05 05:17:19 Post No.38861616
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>>38860497
thanks dad can you buy me space pirates 3 at gamestop now, i got the job!

Anonymous 2017-08-05 05:19:50 Post No.38861654
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>>38861616
>Son gets hired
>Understandably elated and excited
>Walked in there, spoke with the manager, gave him a firm handshake, and got hired
>Proud of him
>Drive him around town to look for a second one

Anonymous 2017-08-05 05:22:03 Post No.38861688
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>>38861654
wtf dad i just got a job you bitch im quiting now!

Anonymous 2017-08-05 05:23:54 Post No.38861708
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>>38861688
"Champ, if you wanna live under my roof, you're gonna keep that job. You're gonna get a second one, too. And getting a second one is just like the first: Show up, speak with the manager, shake his hand like the man I raised you to be, and tell him you wanna work there on your time off from your first job. That simple, Champ! I didn't raise you to spend any of your waking hours idle."

Anonymous 2017-08-05 05:27:30 Post No.38861753
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>>38861708
>"we found the man"
>"mid 60's, balding, know to persuade children into his job fetish"
>"he's been hiding for centuries but we got him boys!"

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