Another Friday, /r9k/ is dead as usual on fridays, "robots"

>>38859592
>robots are out partying and getting laid

Nope, we are right here anon.

I'm right here anon. Besides, normies can phonepost either way. Expect more posts later tonight when they're done drinking, smoking and fucking.

>>38859650
>>38859682
Yes some of us are here but the board is so slow because the majority of r9k is normies out partying tonight.

>>38859696
if even robots are out partying, what does that make us? fucking kill me now

Go to Offtopic.com

>>38859728
Nah the majority of the board is not robot but normie now. We are robots, they are frauds.

>>38859592
>he hasn't even heard of 8 chan yet
>he thinks that this board is dead
kek

The true robots are here and alive Anom, fuck the normies that party all the time they're full of shit. If anything, be happy that all the real robots are here.

>>38859592
Yeah, it does suck on the weekends. Nothing is funny and its all just weebs talking about nothing

I was drunk and passed out. Now my stomach hurts fml

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>>38859592
I'm drinking bargain shelf vodka. My apartment smells like rotten boiled eggs tonight. I hope you all other bots are enjoying your nights today. if some of you really are out partying and getting laid, I genuinely hope you are enjoying youselves. My life is miserable.