So here's what a sexually frustrated 24 year old does.

>>38857043
>Am I normal?

No, but here you are not the worse. The worse is, of course, the anon that had sex with a dead body.

>>38857043
>Finally cum into her bottle of hair conditioner
Nice. Remember to shake it up nice and good afterwards. How often do you do it? Does she get curious about it never running out? Do you think by now it's mostly cum that she's putting in her hair?

>>38857245
And that guy who blackmailed his mom into taking his virginity.

I read it as your gf's dad farting in front of you and then suddenly you left and went into the bathroom because it smelt so bad but ended up finding your gf's panties.

>>38857043
how old is your dad's gf anon?

I've cummed into a girl's lost lipstick some weeks ago, I put it back where I found it but I'm not sure she got it back.

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>sister has a shower after exercising
>go in bathroom
>find her panties
>they're still moist with her sweat

>>38857276
I don't often get the chance to go to her house, so it was just the once. Usually I just blow a load into her panties then put them back in the basket, but this time I wanted to make sure my jizz makes contact with her in some way. I wish she would let me fuck her mouth desu.

>>38857344
Nah, the panties thing would've happened regardless. I just added that info in there for the sake of it. It was the first time she farted in front of me though.

>>38857346
In her 50s iirc, she is pretty hot for her age. Got a nice ass and big tits.

>>38857406
Do ya fap with them, anon?

>>38857501
I like to sniff and taste them as I jerk off.
The smell and taste makes my cock so hard it almost hurts.

>>38857466
nice, that's the only way im ever really attracted to women 40+, if they have big titties.

>>38857304
>>38857245
How are we sure those anons weren't making it up?

>>38857777
They both provided proof in the form of images and webm clips.

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Delet this disgusting thread right now

>>38857687
literally why? their tits sag so much

>>38857539
Cum in them then hide them in the bottom of the laundry pile

>>38857832
idk i just like big tits, preferably with a bit of sag

>>38857539
I think the female pheromones have a play in it too. The scent of a woman alone gets me rock hard too.

>>38857043
Perfect, would do same 10/10

what's the point of a panty gusset? To hold discharge?

>>38857962
Look up the word "gusset"

>>38857962
Probably, but the best ones are the gussets that have an opening (like in pic) to slip your dick into while fapping.

>>38857304
>>38857245

You can't just say something like that without a link.

>>38857799
What's the blackmailing story about? greentext?

>>38857930
you're disgusting man kys

When I was younger this girl I was dating left me to go to a youth group or something while I was at her place

I found her used panties put them on and fapped while she was away. Came buckets

>>38858013
>>38858022
Fucking newfags. Anyone that's been here for a long time already knows about this.

>>38858060
Don't assume that just because someone is out of the loop that they are a newfag, accusing others as such only makes you look insecure.

>have three girl cousins
>only one of them is hot
>their underwear drawers don't have nametags
Kinda infuriating but I just imagine that whatever underwear I grab is her's.

>>38858044
>telling someone to kill themselves because they like tits that don't look plastic af

you're disgusting mate

>>38858101
>just because someone is out of the loop that they are a newfag
That's literally what a newfag means you fucking idiot.

>>38857880
I would, but I'd hate for her to find out.
Besides, I like to take a really big, deep sniff of them as I start to cum, the smell clings to the inside of my nose and throat, and makes my orgasm so much more intense.
Usually when I fap to porn, it feels pretty mediocre and my orgasm is weak and doesn't feel that good.
But when I get a pair of her panties to sniff and taste, it's incredible. My cock is rock hard and throbbing, constantly leaking precum, and my orgasm feels amazing, like it radiates through my entire body as these huge spurts of cum shoot out.
It feels like it lasts several times as long and I make so much more cum.

God I want to fuck her.

>>38858150
Well if you're such a high and mighty "oldfag" why don't YOU post the link? hmm?

>>38858228
Because you're not worth my time and it would be sad if you're too stupid to do that on your own.

>>38858159
>God I want to fuck her.
dude she's 50, are you ok??

>>38858150
didnt realize you had to know every single thing that happens here to not be new

>>38858255
STOP LARPING you ass hole bby post the links or stop pretending like you have them

>>38858255
>"Not worth my time", "it would be sad"

>claims to have spent enough time on 4chan to know everything and hangs out on r9k

choose one

>>38858344
Why are you too stupid to understand this? You want me to spend a minute of my time on Earth just because YOU can't find it? You're not worth my time and I've got better things to do. Kill yourself.

>>38857043
>>Dad's gf farts in front of me and apologizes
>>Go into the bathroom and look through the laundry basket
>>Find panties
>>Proceed to lick and suck the vaginal secretions and sweat from the gussets while fapping
>>Rub all her lipsticks on my cock so every time she applies it she has cock on her lips indirectly
>>Finally cum into her bottle of hair conditioner...
>Am I normal?

No, and I guess (you) are very proud of it.

>>38858301
We don't know any archive links, it just happened a few years back and we saw the threads.

That's just something you'll have to get used to, not everything is instantly available to gawk at like a normanbook post.

>>38858376
Lol ok, use better bait next time m8

>>38858378
I forgot to mention that I had her hair scrunchie around my cock and balls too.

Does anyone remember the guy who used to get off on floor tiles depending on the shape and pattern that would determine how fucking hard he got from it

>>38858491
I have it will have to reduce quality to post tho

>>38858570
If you want mang.

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>>38858491

Think this is the one, idk though because there was a copycat poster.

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>>38858817
Wow thank you the resolution on this is good too! Enjoy this South Korean bullying a Jap!