ITT post your ideal Doomsday scenario >bunker is deep underground

>>38855479
Nice fantasy fag
I just want a zamble apocalypse that will kill all the normie Chads who think they can got out and get the girl, while I hide out in my home watching Twin Peaks till the Government shows up to kill the zambles

>>38855479
mine is same as yours

>>38856551

this desu

>you know the chads will die trying to pretend they can actually fight a fucking zombie

>>38855479
>no airlock
>no bed
>no shower
>no food
wtf is this garbage

>>38855479
Almost the same. But I'd probably want more room because i'm a packrat and i'm a tinkerer. I'd probably keep my textbooks around, and i'd make electronics shit and/or a mini physics lab area

>>38855479
no way of washing yourself? hackers must love festering in their own detritus i guess

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I just want to live underground, it has been my dream for years. However if this is a doomsday scenario I would want an absolutely massive cave system that stretches for hundreds of miles in hundreds of directions in a mountain range. From there I will breed a new race of humans that hate the sunlight and live in darkness. At night we will leave our mountain cave system to raid human settements for valuables and women.

My goblin people will farm rats and pigs and any other animals we can using the natural cave eco system. Me and my descendants will be King of the goblin people. From there we will send forth colonists to settle in other dark and damp places in the world, abandoned buildings and underground carparks etc spawning new tribes and Kingdoms of Goblin folk.

>farm with its own well, far from anywhere which would likely get nuked/infected
>wood burning generator, lots of spare parts, and a massive forest nearby
>vineyards, a still, grow lights, and everything else I would need to produce massive quantities of booze and weed
>a few tough, loyal, capable friends
>massive stockpile of ARs and ammo
we'd grow enough food for ourselves and any women we allow in for their services, but our main exports would be bud, hash and hard liquor, which will always be in high demand, especially in broken, failed societies

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>has a machine that can create any woman I want instantly, so live with a harem of 10/10 women, regularly rape/hold/molest/cuddle/make love to them. Make them fulfill my every demand

>Being this edgy

>>38855479

>Captain Trips comes
>1 in 10000 white and Asian people survive; other races survival rate is 0
>Happens quickly; minimum social strife before population crash and infrastructure left largely intact
>No Stephen King supernatural shit so no demons to fight
>Military successfully shuts down nuke plants before it disintegrates
>Cluster of eastern US survivors aggregates in Virginia area
>Decent climate
>Renewable energy resources are greater than we can ever use
>Horses and livestock haven't starved yet or can be brought back in from free-range escapes
>Fully stocked Home Depots, Wal-Marts, wineries
>Rebuild civilization
>Population is low enough that my contribution is important

my ideal doomsday bunker
>cubed 10 ft room
>3 bad dragon dildos
>old used mattress with cum stains from my man crush in the center of the room dark room
>wall full of collars so I can wear a different one every day for the next 5 years

I will survive by eating my own shit and I will pass the time by fucking my self on my mattress while wearing a different collar every day to express my self

>>38856965
If this reality and this one >>38856797 were combined it would be comfy. Fighting off subhuman goblin fuckers a few generations after the event.

>>38856965
>Population is low enough that my contribution is important
Anon even if there was only 2 people left in the world after doomsday your contribution would still be worthless

>>38857028
Thank you for contributing to this thread, Taylor Swift

>>38855479
>Unknown cataclysm, possibly nuclear, biological, or chemical
>Escape with wife, children, brother and his family from LA, rendezvous with more family and friends
>Arm ourselves from cache of illegally obtained assault rifles and explosives stowed away from pre-calamity years
>Caravan of maybe a dozen or so families, around 50 people
>Establish a commune in an inlet in the Pacific Northwest with a nearby river for agriculture and plenty of fish and game
>Fortify inlet, accept more people of my race into the colony, exclude everyone else, buy slave women to take as concubines from passing slaver caravans
>Raid towns, ship wreckages, and farms for more materiel and equipment
>In two or three generations, have maybe 200 to 300 people, mostly descended from the original patriarchs who have taken concubines and fathered 12+ children each
>Outer homesteads are populated by bastard descendants, while the purebloods rule from the inlet town
>Economy will revolve around fishing, whaling, salt manufacturing, timber, black powder manufacture, smelting brass and copper, occasional Viking voyages to raid up and down the coast for loot and slaves
>In another 2 to 5 generations, establish more colonies up and down the coast, creating a confederation of city-states that will become the regional hegemon

>>38857469
I would also note that in this scenario, marriage alliances are extremely important. Every founding family's pureblood children will be highly encouraged marry into each another's family for the sake of harmony and establishing blood relations. The community will not tolerate any outside faith or creed except that of Calvinist Presbyterian Christianity, with a church synod that consists of all the heads of the families (who will be, by default, male). Every four years the synod meets to elect a Prince-Elect who will exercise executive powers while the rest of the council decides domestic and foreign policy. Taxes are levied upon all economic activities. Gambling will be strictly forbidden. Excessive drinking will mandate intervention. He who does not work will not eat.

>>38857710
>elective monarchy + multiple wives

Enjoy your civil wars and constant assassinations brah

Meanwhile in primogeniture town we'll be creating a dynasty to last a thousand years

>>38856965
>white and asian
You know that asian people include indians and muslims? If you want a "white fantasy" then you should stop being an asian dick-sucking faggot weeb and exterminate asians too.

>>38855479
embracing a member of the opposite sex before the end would be enough for me

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>>38855479
>Virus kills 99% of men
>I have a harem of QT GFs
>Still enough men that I don't end up being famous or in a lab or some shit

Beat this idea. Protip: you can't.

>>38856882
sex is just tiring after about three months.
i agree

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>usa bombs syria again
>russia is pissed
>fuck it, russia nukes usa
>usa nukes russia
>there is one of those broadcast that says the end is near playing in the tv
>cantthinkabetterwaytodie.jpeg
>go outside holding a beer
>sit in the chair
>in 10 minutes or so nukes hit the usa
>one nuke exploded pretty far away, will get me anyways tho
>watch the biggest eplosion of my life
>all those fucking normies over there are now fucking nothing
>waiting the shock wave at this point
>take the last sip
>shock wave catches me
>die in the coolest way ever

>>38855479
Everyone except one person per state suddenly freezes in time and i live the rest of my life walking among them and take their stuff and just see how everyone lives.

>>38858982
>watch the explosion
The shine will blind you

>>38855479
have you ever played a game with cheat codes? you would get bored in a week.

here's mine:
I die.

>wake up to world completely devoid of human life
>black clouds block out most sunlight
>blood red sky during the day
>pitch black nights
>rummage around stores for canned food
>bottled water
>spend life sleeping in other peoples houses
>read all the books by candle light
>try to get as much gas for generators so can still play some vidya
>same thing with peoples computers so can fap to porn people save to hard drives
>walk around with shaved legs in womens clothing cuz no christfags to give me shit
>steal hormones from pharmacy to grow boobs to fill out bras
>leave pictures of me anally masturbating in mosques/synagogues/churches in case people come back somehow
>die cuz I don't know how much mones I can take without dying
>finally die having truly lived

>>38858071
Primogeniture imputes a degree of centralization and hierarchy that will not be found in the immediate post-calamity community.

>>38856882
Not even slightly. Just go back where you came from.

>>38855479
>the Earth is near depleted of its natural resources
>nations of Earth enter the resource wars
>no nukes though because nuclear warfare is a big meme, nuclear deterrence is one hell of drug, and nuclear warfare would only taint precious resources
>nations begin to fail economically, politically, energy-wise, resource-wise, and living-wise
>China is heavily indrustialized and sustains itself with its vast pool of resources, only rival is USA
>India, Russia, and China form the EAEA (East Asian and Eurasian Alliance)
>EAEA conquers most of Asia to gain access to potential untapped resources before setting its sights on the USA
>California and Alaska are invaded first
>US Gov't and military struggles to combat the EAEA
>all out urban warfare begins, civilian militia groups form, citizen volunteers march out West to combat the enemy threat
>Canada and Mexico allow US forces to station along their coasts, and civilian volunteers pour in as well
>spend the rest of my life killing East Asian dogs in northern Mexico while also enjoying the beautiful scenery and activities on offer, perfect my skills in certain sports and activities I enjoy, as part of military / paramilitary downtime

>A portal to the anime world opens
>An army of waifus appears from that portal
>They all have heavy weaponry and look really cute in their military uniforms
>At the same time, they all say a final message to humanity
>"Your waifu is shit"
>A bunch of nuclear missiles comes from the portal
>Earth gets destroyed along with the army of waifus
>You die without finding your waifu in that crowd
>The last words you heard were "Your waifu is shit"
>You regret your existence in hell for the rest of the eternity