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It's not fucking fair. I'm so done with life.
>be me
>sick of being a kissless virgin
>decide to finally stop being beta and do something about it
>go to a bar to pick up girls, like you see people do on tv
>get to the bar and order a drink
>just sort of sit there awkwardly not sure what to do
>qt walks up to me
>"Hi there. I couldn't help but notice how cute you are"
>try to come up with a suave response
>blurt out "YOUREREALLYPRETTY"
>she giggles
>nailedit.mov
>we get to talking, and she invites me back to her place
>more excited than I've ever been my entire life, I agree to come, spilling spaghetti the entire way
>arrive at her house and go in the door
>pulls me onto the couch and starts making out with me
>never been so erect my entire life
>we start to pull off clothes
>she takes off her pants
>mfw she has a dick
>literally break down crying and run for the door
>drive home crying the entire way
This all happened last night. I don't know what to do.
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Clearly a fake story, why not go into more detail?oh because this never happened lol
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just get a good taste and start fucking traps m8. opportunity wasted
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>>38851763
Why the fuck would I bang someone with a penis, that's fucking gay.
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>>38851713
Assuming this is real
That sucks that happened to you man. We don't really have trans people where I come from so I can't imagine how it feels to have that happen to you. I hope you can overcome it and try again. If I were your hypothetical future gf and you told me that story it would be just a story and I wouldn't judge you for it at all, it could happen to anyone, really. I hope one day you can look back at it and kinda laugh at how apsurd it is...
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>>38851823
either accept what's been given to you by the powers above or stay a salty virgin forever m8
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>>38851713
You didn't let her suck your dick at least?
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>>38851921
Like I already said, I'm not gay. I'm not letting someone with a penis do anything to me.
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>>38851873
you are still a virgin if have not put the dock inside a pussy
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>>38851823
>>38851939
>making this thread to push the "traps are gay" narrative
/pol/ detected
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>>38851969
But why would you be sexually attracted to someone with a benis of you're not gay?
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>>38852019
why do you care what random people on the internet jerk off to?
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>>38852146
I don't care, I clicked on a thread and I decided to question someone's statement.
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>>38852245
ohh, same here
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>>38852019
>>38852245
I obviously didn't know they had a dick until I saw it
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