I've got some matches saved up, dubs decide Not like this

>>38848389
rolling for do it

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>>38848389
Seriously? Nobody? All these times you guys bitch about non-delivering OP and now I'm here, and you guys are not.

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Oh my goddddddddd baby babe! Lemme know if you want me to snake your toilet! Let's get high as FUCK and head over to Stuckey's and rip one off in the shitter!

>>38848453
In the absence of a clearly marked pick-up line I will simply quote the entire post. Just so you know.

>>38848461
Rollin for this one, what an opportunity!

>>38848461
>>38848487
No more than 3 rolls per post

>>38848389
You wanna slob on my knob like corn on the cob?

>>38848461
This pick up line is clearly fucking marked, rolling for this
>>38848501
That wasn't in the rules, friend.

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>>38848514
Fine. But watch kek deny you dubs

ayo, wanna fuck?

will you dress as sexy hitler for me?

>>38848536
Delete this failthread and kill yourself, faggot.

can i tongue your anus on the first date?

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>>38848551
no u

origio

on our wedding night, will you fuck me with a strapon and call me sally?

can i drink your urine straight from the tap or will you make me drink from a solo cup?

I wanna dress up as an SS officer and you can dress up as a starving Jew.
Then I'm gonna slap you silly while fucking your ass

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>>38848600
looks like she's learning the difference between chick peas and garbanzo beans

>>38848600
>can i drink your urine straight from the tap or will you make me drink from a solo cup?
yay for me. get going, op.

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>>38848389
Is it you, Gary?

>>38848600
WINRAR

You gotta do it, OP

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>>38848600
Don't expect a reply, that is for sure

>>38848663
Next girl then.

I want take you on a date and eat you then fuck sushi after a movie

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Ok since the first one is probably not gonna respond, moving on to the next. Since we're changing the game I'm gonna add a rule: no pedo shit. I don't wanna get v&.

So if you get dubs with something like this post >>38848581 , don't expect delivery

>>38848663
>Don't expect a reply, that is for sure
why the fuck do you not want to go out with this babe? she's cute as fuck. are you using a fake chad account?

>>38848760
No I'm not, which is why I don't expect a reply to the thing I sent.

>>38848744
>
you would look great with your face between my ass cheeks.

>>38848744
Hey cutie, let's go out on a date. Maybe in an animal shelter?

>>38848783
>No I'm not, which is why I don't expect a reply to the thing I sent.
is this your real account, then?
we can help you get laid, op. we're not total assholes here. you have posted profiles of 2 very nice looking white girls.

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>>38848811
Ye need but ask and ye shall receive

>>38848811
>you would look great with your face between my ass cheeks.
2 in a row for me. kek is really my homeboy today.

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>>38848844
Well shit laddie would you look at dem numbers

>>38848898
i don't know my own checkem strength. i am crashing your social life with no survivors. i'm out.

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>>38848927
At this rate you'll run me out of matches homeboy

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Fuck you OP for being anywhere near attractive enough to garner these matches. You don't belong here.

>>38848994
>OP not being desired by women
>Don't belong here.

Oh, and Chads do?

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Is no one going to step up as the missing spark of creativity in my failed non-existent love life?

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Babe, I don't know what you learned in Calculus, but I was taught to never Drink and Derive.

Sooo, Let's skip the derivation

>>38848959
Nice eyes. Are you Muslim?

>>38848994
I assume I get most of the matches I do by virtue of a joke in my profile text since my profile picture does not allow them to really see much of my face.

>>38849094
I'd roll for this myself if I could amigo

>>38849095
I have a lot of matches on mine because of some cosplay I dad a few years ago being my main pic. I don't speak to many of them myself.

>>38849118
Guess you can make the next dubs decide thread, huh

>>38848389
go and fuck
wear a sumo wrestler thong while you are at it.

These threads are pointless if the girls don't respond and considering how old some of these matches are it doesn't seem like anything entertaining will happen in this thread.

>>38849078
That is and objectively horrible pick up line.

>>38849158
Yes, someone ought to make a chadfish account for this. I guess there is the element of humiliating OP a bit but even that doesn't work if he doesn't accept pedo shit.

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>>38849159
I got more,

Babe, my love for you is e^x, Unchanging and true.

"Would you like to get breakfast sometime?"

>>38849158
I have a fake Okcupid account we could have some fun with. I did want to post it on r9k sometime, but I don't know which thread to post it in.

>>38849203
Just make a new one since this one looks like it's sinking.

>>38849233
Kek is a god of irony.

>>38849233
I was thinking of posting it in /britfeel/ since I assumed it would die or be deleted as its own thread.

>>38849233
>>38849266
Are you outa tinder matches or something

Well, just let the fire burn

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>>38849233
>>38849240
Alas, 'tis the OP's lot in life to deliver.

>>38849309
I'm not the OP. I have no problem making a new thread, but it won't be fun if nobody is in it.

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>>38849342
I'm the OP, and I will be in it. Sware on me mum.

>>38849365
No birb has claws that big

>>38849432
It's forced perspective you tardigrade

>>38849365
Well here is the thread anyway

>>38849507