>browse /r/Tinder >decide to give Tinder a go, just to

>>38847254
>my dick is small
All women stopped reading there and probably blocked you.

>>38847254
If you try too hard it's not good.

>>38847254
I hate people like you. Trying so hard to be pathetic in a funny way that isn't funny just beta cringe

>>38847275
>>38847290
guys why would the pic be him? it says 64 miles away

>browsing reddit
I guess it's fine nowadays.

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>install tinder
>only one picture on my profile
>old :\ face selfie from years ago
>swipe very selectively
>get 5 matches the first day
>3 of them message me
>don't reply

>>38847311

Reddit has better stashes of porn. Stop hating on it. It's not all retards on the frontpage.

>>38847254
What pictures did you deem normie enough? Most people aren't great judges when it comes to pictures of themselves, you might think it looks good but that doesn't mean it really does.
Which I'd say is most likely the issue, not many people care about the bio. It's all about the pictures you choose

Tinder literally doesn't work for you unless you can stand next to Chad and look good.

Just create a fake profile to see your competition.

The thing is, even the ugly women are trying to get with Chad. They don't, but that's their hope still. I mean, they get matched with Chad regularly, but Chad doesn't reply but it still gives them hope.

>>38847341

1. Profile of my face.
2. Me playing pool with friends.
3. Me on top of a hill while hiking with my dog next to me.
4. Me in motorcycle gear, sitting on my bike

I don't think you can get normier than that.

What I hate about Tinder is that normal women are trying really hard to appear like total sluts just so they can attract Chad.

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>install tinder
>get lots of matches
>get scared
>uninstall

>>38848104

HHAAHAHAHAHAAHAH

i started using tinder yesterday and got 3 matches, got a date coming up with one of them too. feelsgoodman.

better than the whopping 0 alltime matches i was expecting

>>38849496
where do you live, in a big city?

>>38849550
yes, it's quite large (~3mil) but i think that's a bad thing. at first i got overwhelmed by all of the girl cards and i took it easy, swiped on a bunch. didn't really get anything so i redid the account, then i fucking right swiped everything until i got the "nobody around you"message. second day i started doing the serious swiping (not instalike) because these people that appear now are definitely online and not possibly abandoned accounts. it's worked well so far.

>>38847311
its not like we can do anything about it
also i no longer give too much of a shit about 4chan anyways

>>38847254
Karma exists my friends
I get matches regularly and even had a FWB off tinder...I matched with one girl and made plans to go out but then I dug up her instagram and found some really unflattering pictures so I ghosted her
This was almost two months ago and none of my matches have met up with me since

>set up account on badoo to hunt for a thicc mommy gf
>3 months later 20 likes and one short chat
>still khv
>check out profile of women I'm chatting to - 2000 likes each one
>realize the game is rigged
>back to hating my life

At least I tried

Anyone else destroyed their ELO. Used to do well then all of a sudden I only get fake profiles in my deck. New accounts don't work seeing as it is all tied to your phone number. I must have gotten reported or something. I matched an NBA cheer leader for fucks sake now I can't get a single legitimate person to match me.

Joining this weekend, hopefully I can get some dates from it desu id just be happy with some female company even if nothing happened, its been 6 years since I kissed a girl

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Mate, it's a shitty picture
I know where to swipe just by looking at the lower part of your face

>>38847254
mine have been drying up lately and the girl I did want to meet up with stopped messaging

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Y'all wanna her something that will actually make you want to die? Even worse than before?

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>>38850703
Here we go
>My 15 year old brother comes up to me
>tells me there is the faggy app going around his HS that's basically tinder for minors (it's called yellow)
>Tell him that sounds sort of illegal
>He agrees
>He finds a bunch of kids from his school on it, and makes an account pretending to be a girl
>Uses his face but heavily filtered, post his own ass in tight sweatpants
>Says he's a girl
>Swipes right for every guy
>Acts like a total Stacy and memes on the guys who try to hit on him, flitering with them for a bit and then revealing he's a dude
>Over 3000 matches in just over a week