Why not become gay? You can have all the love you want. All

>>38847146
I'd rather not get aids

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>>38847176

I bet you'd hit it!

>>38847146
I have become gay and still nobody loves me

>>38848030
same
was once given hope by a discord slut but he just looked for the best partner out of many and i wasnt even worthy of an explaination or a proper breakup as it seems
fags are shallow and awful

>>38848558
Gib discord anon I'll talk when I get home :)

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can't we all just get along for once?

>>38847146
It would have to be with a very feminine guy, someone who's way out of my league.

>>38848558
I feel like I did this to you, was it right after you sent a photo of yourself to me? Was I a cat?

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>>38847146
I am hardcore repressed robot fag.
No one would suspect I am gay because I have a deep voice and am not feminine.
BUT I LOVE GAY PORN AND BIG COCKS AND TWINKS UGGHHHHHH
Sadly I have no friends and when not at college I stay in my room all the time. Girls occasionally approach me and try to flirt with me by flicking their hair and starting small talk. I just reply with bluntly and frown at them.

OP will you be my bf

>>38847146
I wish that were true. I wish that just being gay got me a cute bf and lots of cuddles, but unfortunately I'm way too ugly for that. Just like most people here.

Ugly LGBT people are just as screwed as ugly straights, despite what people like OP say.

>no chubby hairy bf
Sigh

>>38847146
I would if i could find a cute guy in michigan

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>>38847146
I did. Where are the cuddles?

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There are literally a superb destined special beauty twink for everyone to share their life with in eternal youth and beauty... and buttsex, lots and lots of passionate gay lovemaking! And cuddles!

I just want another robot to cuddle with and shit.

>>38847146
Because I just don't want to become mentally ill.

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>>38848857
>There are literally a superb destined special beauty twink for everyone to share their life with in eternal youth and beauty... and buttsex, lots and lots of passionate gay lovemaking! And cuddles!

STOP THE FEEELS PLZ

>>38848785
I-I'm chubby and hairy! And also have a deep voice if you're into that too!

>>38848897
Pls, just cure yourself. Pls.

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>tfw no /pol/ bf to beat me when I act like a faggot
life is suffering

>>38847146
>Why not become gay?
i thought being gay wasn't a choice

Any guys want to chat on discord??
Joined many servers but filled with trannys or guys wanting to be trannys. Which is off putting.

>>38847146
2D isn't real
and men's voices turn me off

>>38848943
>>38848943
Of being gay??
No way.
So I can spend the rest of my life with some bitchy woman controlling my life, whose pussy stinks of fish. VILE

>>38847146
I already am and guess what?
nobody loves or cuddles me anyways
even being gay is a meme
someone just kill me already..

being gay is a meme it only made people hate me more so i'm lonelier

>>38848857
why is pol a shitskin in this pic

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Except that all gay people are hypersexual size queens, exactly the same as Stacies. Just go to any thread and watch their stupid erp, they don't care about relationships, they just want "le casual sex".

>>38848687
no it was a human, silly

>>38848599
no thanks, i hope you find someone nice though

>>38849057
>why is pol a shitskin in this pic
Have you even been to /pol/? Whites are a minority there.

>>38848909
Yes I'm into that too anon!
Originally uwu

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>>38849033
How do you know that she will be a bitch who will control your life? And how do you know that her pussy will smell like fish?

>>38849005
I'd be down for that. Now we just have to wait for someone to actually make one.

>>38849104
>>38849104
Look at all good looking girls, then look at their mothers. They are fat and repulsive, women tend to age like pears.
And as a guy I have more in common with guys than girls.

>>38849069
but i want more than sex
i want someone to cuddle with and watch cheesy movies
someone i can play vidyas with and sleep against each other on winter nights

>>38849166
Don't we all, anon
Someday maybe you meet cute t on thread?

>>38849093
I was a scumbag, someone wanted a cat boy bf and things were going great until he wanted a pic of my face- I was too scared because I didn't want to regret fag marrying a NEET. I am sorry that you got dumped they way I dumped him

>>38849160
How do you know that they will become like their mothers? And how do you know that all the mothers of the world are fat and repulsive?

>>38849099
Contact info?

Originally stop fucking cockblocking me robot let me post

>>38848017
To manly

You have been muted for 4 seconds

>>38849228
I know it is a generalisation which is inaccurate. But you have to admit, many really hot girls lose their attraction as they get older and many to gain weight after child birth. Not all but many do.

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>>38849269
Oh shit uh
Discord or kik or

i see alot of robots make discord friends in these threads but i'm never able to

>>38849345
Discord preferably

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https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2638338
Post your contact info here, makes things easier.

>>38849315
Not all, precisely. And this is also the case for the boys.

>>38849374
Could I message you first ?

Original

>>38849206
meh its fine, i acted quite cold towards him yet he still gave me lots of attention, i guess that was more than i deserved but still it hurt a lot in the end, i just wish inwasnt as retarded with my emotions and social skills, also not as unattractive as i am but that cant be changed.

>>38849367
say something about yourself in two sentences or more anon, doesmt have to be very personal

>>38849367
Why not? Add me if you wanna chill unl0ck#5295

>>38849442
i'm a robot
also i'm tall and /fit/
i just want to meet other robots and all that matters is that they're a robot

>>38849399
Made a fresh account because I don't wanna post my main on here

gayrobotalt#9178

>>38847146
I've tried, but I can only bring myself to be attracted to traps and femboys.
Both of these types only want Chad instead of robots.
I wish I was full homo.

>>38849512
Ravioli ravioli I want you to be my boyfriendili

>>38849566
p0x add 26dollar#9588

>>38849591
K I'll do it in a few hours - still at work

>>38849620
Bleh phone posting - meant to include - talk to you soon :)

>>38849522
Sent :^)

Unless I originally know you

>>38849539
Legit try self-hypnosis.

>>38849650
see you, ravioli friend

>>38849671
Whoa whos this chad pretending to be me, ravioli robot?

>>38849765
lol I'm a dumbass and can't read numbers I guess :/ lol my bad anons

>tfw no cute boy to cuddle with

why is life so unfair? I just want to cuddle with someone

>>38849784
Lol whoops wait I can't read correctly, sorry anons >.<

>>38849784
>>38849812
That's ok anon, no response anyway
guess he knows me already... hahahaaa

BUMP
BUMP
WHERE HAS EVERYONE GONE??????

>>38849384
BUmp for map- make a pin gays so you can find bf and they can find you :)

Gaybot is a lonely existence

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>>38850486
>Gaybot is a lonely existence
Yes

>>38848017
Ideally to death with a baseball bat, yes. Faggots deserve death, disgusting disease factory and degenerates that they are.

>>38850585
Do you have a big sweaty fat cock for me to suck while I jack off???

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>>38850109
i second this notion, but with cute pics

>>38847146
Because thats for fags

THE TRUTH!

There is literally a super cute beautigul special twink for everyone out there, whom you could meet and live a carefree life of eternal youth, love and cuddles with!

And lots of buttsex, lots of gay feelings of gay faggot boys love. Lots and lots of passionate lovemaking with a cute twink! And cuddles! Holding around each other at night!

>>38849384
hehehe thanks :) are you Treat?

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>>38850675

Why would anyone even want to be a heterosexual. Girls are not romantic creatures, they are breeding machines that robotically react to your Chadness. All girls hate you, but boys are pure.

Heterosexuality < BL

It is time anon!

>>38849384
what I would give to be that blonde and as cute (no girl though) too!

>>38847146
>tfw no romantic, prude and dominant short bf

>tfw found a seemingly perfect man but he's from another country so even if I manage to bf him I'll only get cuddles a few times a year
Worth it though.

Other men smell weird.

>tfw no lanky blond low sex drive bf

Why are people on this board so retarded? If someone wants to be gay let them be gay, but being gay because "women are evil" is one of the most pathethic things on this world.

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>>38847146
I don't like dicks. Shocker, I know.

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>>38847146
>Why not become gay?
It's because I'm straight, and I hate gays, lesbians, bi freaks, trannys, and anyone else under the LGBTQ banner.

>>38851173
shut the fuck up roastie
you have no power over me anymore

>>38851191
Why do you hate them? I mean I hate the LGBT bullshit community as well, they give all those people such bad names, but i wouldn't hate someone for being gay or whatever.

>>38851173
Getting worried bitch???
More and more of guys are dropping women and turning to traps or other guys.
Wait till the sex robotics dolls become mainstream women will not be wanted

>>38851199
Jesus
Have fun dying alone i guess.

>>38851234
>when a roastie is this assblasted
keep crying, I LIKE IT
me and my new r9k bf are gonna get married

>>38850829
But the small cute boys in all these pictures only want Chad too. Many robots would jump at the chance but they don't have one.

>>38851210
Because they don't take "no" for an answer if you yourself aren't gay and they want to fuck, society is slowly bending over backwards to please them and putting them on a pedestal beyond reproach, (you're not allowed to criticize the community openly, because you'll be screamed down for "hate speech".) they're normalizing open degeneracy such as the sexualization of children, and they're trying to now spread the bullshit myths of the 50+ genders and gender fluidity in schools.
These people never wanted "equality", they wanted special treatment. And the Western world bought the lie hook, line, and sinker.

>>38851234
>Have fun dying alone i guess
arguing with holes

>>38851229
Wait why would i be worried? In the real outside world any normal man would desire a normal woman with a vagina. The fact that some guys are dropping women and turning to traps/guys is better for women because less degenerate men being interested in them.

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>>38851247
>>38851313
I feel like i am in kindergarten this is some top notch comedy lads. Keep it coming.

>>38851210
I really wish we (as in gay people) would emancipate ourselves from psychotic leftists but it's not going to happen. A few "problematic" figures like Peter Thiel, plus 4chan right-wing gay dorks are all we're going to get.

>>38851291
Look dude, you have an entirely legitimate grievance with which I'm largely on board, but I didn't do nothing. I never asked for (a part of) my identity to become a political weapon.

>>38851291
I'm glad i'm not the only one that saw they want special treatment and not equality. Same goes for black people. It scares me where this world is headed and i want less part of it everyday more and more.

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>>38850829
Agreed, only men are devoted to love and romantism

>>38851385
We have to start fighting back, it's the only way to fix this issue.
>>38851377
Unfortunately, we don't live in a world where it's just two adults in the privacy of their own home. We live in a world where, for whtever reason, the state has decided to push the sodomite agenda as far as they can, and have turned you and those like you into a protected class above all disagreement. Until this stops, I have to stand firm in my opposition to any and all LGBT nonsense.

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There is a perdect beautiful twink out there waiting for you right now, go out and get it!

The price of hot passionate gay sex is a small sacrafice for eternal carefree youth, love and cozy cuddles.

You will get eternal life, eternal youth, eternal cuddles. You will have gay sex, sex that is gay, and enjoy every part of it! You will have eternal youth, comfort, love and happiness.

>>38848785
>tfw falling asleep while cuddling my covers and pretending I'm cuddling a cute robot from here :3

Feels nice and comfy, even if it's not real

>>38847146
wish I could. i can't get rock hard looking at dicks and male ass though but maybe if im still starved for touch and intimacy later in life I might cuddle with a nigga

Gays are super straight forward and fast.
>hey you looking? send me a dick pic, i can suck you off today in the public toilet
And since i'm relatively big, and get constant compliments on dick rate threads, it should be even easier to find someone. Apparently there's loads of gay people who are just looking for somebody to blow without any complications or returning the favor. It's just. I'm scared. Around people i'm a stuttering anxious mess. What if i can't get it up? What if i cum from him just touching it? It doesn't help that gays who love giving blowjobs are "bottoms" and like to be dominated. Like wtf are you supposed to do? I have absolutely no idea about any of this. And there's no time to get to know the person, because after literally like 3 lines of dialogue, people already set up a time and place to meet on apps like grindr. I would love to do it, i'm just scared.

>>38847146
I'm not mentally ill, neither am I a male slut.

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>>38852489
ree...ee.. . .
I never got a reply

I HATE GAY PEOPLE AND ANYONE WHO SUPPORTS THEM, FUCK OFF BACK TO HELL WHERE YOU COME FROM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38852976
Listen man, that shit is just the hookup culture. Those people just want sex and nothing else. It exists in both straight and gay channels, like buncha roasties wanting casual sex.
Also that bottom/top stuff is kind of a meme, in a relationship there are no rules in the bedroom and that stuff grows and evolves by doing it. This too applies to straight couple as well.
If you don't want to do that stuff and want a relationship, you should avoid them and find someone to cuddle with elsewhere.

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>>38853388
You sound like an upset /pol/ refugee

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I figure I could pull off the prison gay lifestyle for a bit but I'm honestly going to be a heterosexual for life.

Heres my dillemma. I got a personality disorder and anxiety disorder, I've been cheated on by my only gf and I've only had shitty flings that ended in the girl leaving me.
Funny enough; my coworkers are all gay in the department I work and we've all became good friends to the point where I've been lumped in as gay. If I actually tried I could get laid with boy but it just isn't my interest.

I think you just can't force these things.

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>>38854048
>I figure I could pull off the prison gay lifestyle for a bit but I'm honestly going to be a heterosexual for life.
>Heres my dillemma. I got a personality disorder and anxiety disorder, I've been cheated on by my only gf and I've only had shitty flings that ended in the girl leaving me.
>Funny enough; my coworkers are all gay in the department I work and we've all became good friends to the point where I've been lumped in as gay. If I actually tried I could get laid with boy but it just isn't my interest.
>I think you just can't force these things.
Bump

>>38855620
Why copy everything I posted? For what purpose man.

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>met a guy via one of these threads
>talked on discord for a few months, funny, cute guy
>lived within 30 miles
>showed him my dick like 6 times
>will not show me his magnum dong no matter what i do
>he no longer wants to talk about gay things
>maybe he's reading this right now

such is life

>>38856530
>Why copy everything I posted? For what purpose man.
sorry

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>>38858003
bump all gay threads desu :D

Most of the gay guys I know are either overly flamboyant and "MUH Gay Pride reeee" or just flamboyantly stupid.

>>38858911
I'm not
I'm well adjusted and socially competent tbqhwyf

>>38847146
I'm about a 7/10 gay and can get sex, dates easily but I want love and a committed relationship. THAT is the difficult part of being a fag.

>>38858911
>Most of the gay guys I know are either overly flamboyant and "MUH Gay Pride reeee" or just flamboyantly stupid.
well most gays on r9k are not.

>>38859444
>I'm not
>I'm well adjusted and socially competent tbqhwyf
Bump

I would have sex with a guy, but I don't want dick in my ass.
so I can never actually have sex with a guy because I'm too afraid that buttsex will be expected.

>>38860966
Because you're not retarded.

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>>38847146
I don't like fucking a guy with a dick, and I don't like fucking a chick with a dick.

How hard is that to originally get?

>>38858911
>Most of the gay guys I know are either overly flamboyant and "MUH Gay Pride reeee"
Yeah, cause the ones that aren't you don't recognize as gay. I have a lot of gay friends and none of them are like that and most people have no clue they're gay.

because I'm a tranny who's basically doomed to be a fetish. No one wants to date a tranny, but a lot of people want to fuck them.

>>38847146
Because I'm not gay. Sorry anon i'm not brainwashed like the rest of you.

>>38862112
>tfw want to date a trans girls but they all think I'm a bad chaser because I hate cis girls

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>>38847146
>You can have all the love you want.
>All the cuddles you want.
maybe it's because i don't want those from a man and i'm not so desperate and pathetically lonely that i'd seek such companionship from a dude

also traps are super gay