Current gf: >beautiful face >5'1 white slim and d

Sorry fellas I forgot the most important part.
>has a penis

>>38838939
So, basically, you're dating a female nu-male? Oh, well, sooner or later it'll be over and you'l feel like an idiot for making this post.

>>38839000
Nah she has a nice pussy

>>38838939
Fuck off with your gay ass LARPing faggot

>>38839003
Meh probably, but i should bask in the joy while I've got it.

>>38838939
Enjoy it while it lasts because she WILL find someone better.

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>>38839000
these trips speak the truth
check em

I'm in a bad spot guys

current gf
>cute
>shorter than me
>kisses
>doesn't reciprocate anything more
>no sex until marriage
>not really attracted to her anymore

don't want no gf but don't want this gf

>>38839120
Leave her so she can find someone that deserves her and respects her wishes

>>38839120
>he fell for the virgin until marriage meme

Hwy r u here, NORMIES

>>38838939
She'll get sick of dating a robot and cheat on you. Sorry bruv, in the end Chad will win.

How did u meet herr?

>hasn't lived with her for more than 6 months
>hasn't dealt with her shit
>hasn't been pestered about marriage, family, work
>still attracted to her
>still in the honeymoon phase

Enjoy it while it lasts pal. Looking forward to your update in a few years from now.

>>38838939
Are you both 14?
Honeymoon phase doesn't last long so enjoy it while it lasts.

>current gf:

>>38838939
you forgot

>wake up
>realize its just another dream

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>we both have star wars tattoos

>>38838939
My ex also likes mario kart. One time we were racing each other, while she sat on my lap. She hit me with a koopa shell, so I held the controller in one hand while teasing her nipples with the other.
Seeing her desperately trying to keep her kart on the track while moaning and shaking was probably the hottest thing I ever saw. Stopped mid race and we fugged. Damn, I miss those good times.

>>38839593
>thinks virgin until marriage is a meme
>hates women for not being virgins

bit hipocritical anon

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WTF so much normies RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38839120
Get married tomorrow and you can fuck asap

>>38838939
>we both have star wars tattoos
faggot

>>38838939
>>38839120
>>38841669
I don't know if this is bait but either way get the fuck off my board

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>>38838939
>we both have a star wars tattoo