Have you checked your balls lately, robots? Feel them up and

>>38838431
>tfw have this on my balls
Am I gonna die? I have an 8x5.5, I don't wanna lose it.

They are activated.

I've had varicocele and a hydrocele since I was 12 and never told anyone

>>38838479
Nah you wont lose your dick, worst case scenario you lose your balls, best case scenario is that it's nothing to worry about. I would recommend seeing a physician about it though

>>38838747
I've had it forever, though, and it hasn't bothered me.

Story time
>thirty minutes ago
>girl massaging my balls as we go to bed
>anon I feel weird lumps
>ofuck ofuck
>where???
>here anon
She grooes a spot and then tries to like hand my balls to me but they're loose
>anon I..hold on I know it's here
>anonette is it at the top of my balls, cuz those are veins
>balls have veins??
>show her anatomy of a testicle on google
>oh never mind anon, didn't know there was other stuff to them

Scared me shitless

>>38838431
They feel smooth inside my scrotum
My sack is hairy though
Speaking of which what are we expected to do with our pubic hair as men

>>38840040
You don't have to completely shave but trimming is appreciated. I go bare on my balls though but that's because I like it when my wife licks and sucks them and it's more pleasurable that way.

I'd touch my balls but I haven't came in like 4 days so they're super tender.

>>38840070
>wife
normies reeeeeee

But for real though, trimming's cool? cool. How much of a pain in the ass is it to completely remove hair? or is that only something fuccbois and pornstars do? do i need ass hair removal too? if we pretend for the moment i'm trying to pass as a normie

>>38840116
Well I've been doing it for 16 years so it's pretty easy to maintain at this point. You can just use a beard trimmer and put a guard on or just razor it all off. Balls are trickier though and are easier to do in the shower imo. Honestly getting a boner and letting your nuts tighten up just makes shaving down there easier in general.

Asshair is your own prerogative but not expected. Unless you are wanting to get into rimjob territory. I personally shave mine for hygienic reasons but also because it's comfier in the summer.

>>38838431
They've been pretty hairy for a few years because I'm too much of a chickenshit to trim my balls. I also have an epididymal cyst on my right nut.

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I have a lump on my right testicle and one on the part that hangs down. I have had 2 sonograms done and they revealed nothing. So I don't know if they're just incompetent radiologists or it's really nothing to worry about. I don't know. Maybe I'll go to another doctor

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>>38838431
Well shit op, decided to check and found a lump.

Off to a great start today.

>>38838803
You're proably just feeling the lumpy veins around the back of your balls. Are the lumps actually on your teste?

Yes I have a couple of epididymal cysts on the top of my right testicle. One of them is about the size of a small pea and totally harmless.

>>38838431
why the fuck is the lefts all coiled up and the right like straight, so is it normal to have testicular torsion?

>>38838431
Do this every day, nothing special to report. Other than my right one is quite a bit bigger than my left one (it has always been, but it's still strange, since it's a relatively big size difference imo).

>>38838431
I wiped my nuts witg my t-shirt and my shirt was left brown and stinky. Need to scrub harder i guess.

>>38838986
wow you're dating a moron she thinks they're floating there or what

I forgot the condition name but it's a small hard growth that doesn't affect anything but just being there. Kinna feels like a small 3rd nut

>>38838431
>have varicocele
>sex ed has a nice talk about testicular cancer
>go home and check self
>feels like a nice mass almost as large as testi right above it all
>panic
>have to suffer the embarrassment of a female doctor, assistant, and observing student fondling balls and having to wait while i try and control the resulting erection for accurate testing and ultra sounding all while panicking i'm gonna lose my ball
How the fuck will i know if i got left side testicle cancer now?!

>>38838431
i got bumps on the shaft of my penis inside my ballsack, the doctor said they were lymphnodes when i described them but they never checked them out cause i was too nervous, is it penile cancer?

>>38838431
>>38838431
I check regular for lumps cause I am anxious.
None so far.

>>38844479
She's just inexperienced. I'm the only man she's ever had to everything she knows about genitals and sex comes from what I have shown her. I find the naive nature adorable

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>when a sharp pain hits your balls out of nowhere but then goes away as fast as it came

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>>38838431
That's a masculine package in the pic.

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>>38838431
I have a lump on my balls but I don't really care. I did feel a pain on the lump a few days ago but that's all the issue I've had with them.