>tfw on a group call and fapping at the same time Anyone else

>>38835798
That's really hot I need to do that soon

I've noticed when people do that with me.
Ghosted 'em.

>>38835798
They know what you're doing.

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I do it all the time

Then my friend faps with me

>>38835870
This. They know. They 100% know.

>>38835798
Just fucking mute your mic.

>>38836651
post discordd
oregano

>>38836733
Nah I'm good oregano

>>38835798
They know exactly what you're doing, they're just too embarassed for your dick-beating ass to say anything

>I remember telling my friends about this, they all laughed
>maybe 2 nights later we are all in discord
>I hear heavy breathing, and I am about to say something because I know what's up, but I think fuck it I'm gonna do that aswell so it will be funny
>I hear more heavy breathing
>even more later on
>literally 6 of us wanking together in the discord and we all knew it
>we are totally silent the rest of the night, it was jus too awkward knowing what we just did

>>38835798
Literally EVERY single time I have to call Comcast(their internet is fucking shit and I like to let them know every time it cuts out) I ALWAYS get a cute Indian girl who walks me through *unplug it and plug it back in* and every time I like to watch muted porn of Indian girls and I fap while she's using her poor English to walk me through internet fuckery and I pretend she's telling me how to masturbate. Feels good man.

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>>38836773
Here's a 3D demonstration of what happened that night

>tfw talking to a girl on skype
>masturbated while talking to her and focusing on her voice
felt good, never did it on a group call, but might do now, that sounds hot

>>38836970
I do that way too much with female friends.
I'm a grill too so I don't think they ever suspect anything.

The girl I was in love with for like two years who had enormous tits used to go on webcam when we chatted on MSN and I'd fap over her like crazy (I didn't have a webcam lol)

What a fucking time

She's dress in skimpy clothes and lick an ice cream cone like a dick and occasionally tease me

I think she knew

I recorded a lot of it but deleted/lost it all since

We were like 14

God damn

>>38836773
gayest thing I have ever heard

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>>38836773
>ywn have a orgy on a group call
jdimsa

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>>38835798
>tfw your pal could be jerking off while youre talking to them and you wouldnt know
tfw you could be jerking it at the same time and neither of you would know

>>38837039
I was fapping in a call with some boys the other night but nobody seemed that interested in it lolqa

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did it while playing eve online in teamspeak

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>talking to friend on discord
>she's having her period or some weird woman shit
>she moans and grunts in pain, complains about being horny and cant do anything about it cause she hurts
>talking about sex and hearing here moan turns me on
>talk to her like normal while fapping to her moans
>next day she tells me she heard me, and thought it was hot
>she wants to make a masterbait ritual every couple weeks now
I ain't got time for that shit. she wants to do it all the time

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>>38837370
Send her my way, I have an 8" penis and fap 3 times a day, I can handle her needs.

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>>38835798
>fapping while voice chatting on skype with work partner
>not even fapping to the voice
feels so good to be bad

>>38837416
Same. I fap all the time while talking to people, but just ignore their voice, I don't focus on it.

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>>38837388
i love her though and wish to train her to be loyal to only my cock. she's too desperate for dick and i must protect her

>>38837519
Atta boy, good luck man, seems like a fun one

>>38835798
Back in high school, I used to talk to quite a few girls (but never dated any), so what I would do was drag conversation on and get them to talk for a long time while I jerked off. Since girls love to talk about dumb shit, this usually worked out pretty well, and I held the mic part of the phone away from my face so they never heard a thing.

I repressed this memory, and it just came back thanks to your post. Fuck man, I didn't realize how creepy I was even back when there was still hope

>>38837544
thanks, she's pretty interesting to say the least

>>38837018
did her name start with a D?

>>38836733
you post discord

>>38837781
Nope lol oreganoblox

My aunt called me last week when I was in the middle of taking hits out my bong, I put her on speaker and kept going at it
Felt pretty degenerate

>>38835798
>never got caught but people complained about my heavy breathing

They already know you're a wanker, also
>heavily breathing while fapping
HOW?!

>>38835798
Yep, a lot.

>>38835833
The person I talk to can't ghost me. They are too emotionally invested in me and we know each other irl.

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>talking with oneitis on the cellphone while camping at 1 am
>horny so start fapping
>she hears me and asks what that noise was
>99.999% sure she knows I was jerking off and that's why she stopped talking to me
>almost 10 years later and still thingken about her

I normally just rip a nasty sounding fart in voice chat when I suspect someone is fapping while I'm talking to them. Works everytime.

I did it in private calls with my girlfriend but she was doing it too and we both knew. Good times.