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dont speak to tripfags

2:24 lads

https://youtu.be/tdtvD9QbpWE?t=2m24s

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3rd for waifus. I'm off to read and sleep now, hope I wake up to some (You)s! Night night lads

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>>38835513
I know u didn't u fap to this.

>>38835513
>this video contains content from SME who has copyrighted it in your country
The fucking youtube jew strikes again

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>>38835547
I fapped to this grils parts

Have a parcel delivered by UKmail.
Tracking status says it was delivered and signed for by [name I don't know](cascaded)
what the hell does cascaded mean?

>>38835573
ill put a donk on it

>>38835559
Huh really? Hang on give me a minute

i wanna get a bad dragon toy but i'm scared that they're gonna look inside the box because it'll be from america

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>>38835559
at means your a yank piss off

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>>38835626
I've tried every link possible for that vid and that copyright is on every one

>>38835643
why would you ruin ur boipuss
just take my dong

>>38835655
? It's the other way around, you need to be a yank to watch the vid

>>38835643
do you live with your parents? wouldn't they find it?

How do I edit the OP pic

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>>38835691
shit ur right it dont work 4 me

https://www.happysocks.com/uk/80-s-fade-sock.html
https://www.happysocks.com/uk/athletic-80-s-fade-sock-6.html

really want these socks lads

>>38835513
>https://youtu.be/tdtvD9QbpWE?t=2m24s [Remove]
>>38835547

Not available in country, non-brits in the thread. surprise surprise

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>>38835767
>https://www.happysocks.com/uk/80-s-fade-sock.html

>>38835767
is 22 quid for two pairs of socks a good price?

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i just shaved my cock and balls feeling itchy has fuck

BIG SYRIAN REFUGEE COCK

>>38835513
uh the grill after the one you like is way nicer. better dancing too.

>>38835531
Here's a (You) for you friendo <33
:)

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>>38835763
Well look who's got egg on his face!

>>38835883
Think you just outed yourself as a non-brit. Please leave the premises immediately sir

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>>38835768
>>38835883
Was really hoping the fresh thread would be trip-free, and I wouldn't have bothered bringing this up again, but you're still tripping so here we go

>>38835007
>So even if I'm inconsistent I'm still not gonna get lost.
We neither need nor want to know which posts are yours and which aren't. All posts are by 'anon'. That's the entire point. It sounds like you would prefer somewhere like reddit where people can track all of your posts
>I dont intend to modify what I realy think, but actually intend to post what I really think, rather than trolling 24/7 like I'm on /b/ when I was 13.
Wrong. The 'trolling' is what you actually think. The modified version is fakery. You're 'cleaning up your act' because you now need to maintain the reputation of Christian Tucker.
>Dude this place stopped being anonymous when we got google-javascript captcha bullshit here, the big corporations can recognise us.
It only matters whether fellow posters can recognise each other. If they can't then for all intents and purposes it is 'anonymous'.
>The fact that this is all coming from someone using a trip is weird, why do you have a trip, then?
There have been thousands upon thousands of 'stop tripping' posts in /britfeel/. None of them have any impact, they are a drop in the ocean. With this trip I can at least spearhead an anti-trip campaign. The only reason this trip came into being was because of tripfags
>I might actually have some meaningful discussion, that's what I hope.
And you can't just do that whilst anon, like 99% of other posters?

>>38835933
I used a proxy ;) quality is crap don't bother. Although now I'm watching official Nicole Kirkland choreography videos, its nice. Can't imagine fapping to this though unlike that retarted yank

>>38835559
>>38835933
W-why does it work for me lads, I'm British I swear

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>>38835968
based tomoko-chan

>>38835968
How's your antitrip campaign worked so far? Seems there's quite a few here despite your best efforts. So I appreciate your tenacity in trying to dissuade me

>>38835968
>>The fact that this is all coming from someone using a trip is weird, why do you have a trip, then?
>There have been thousands upon thousands of 'stop tripping' posts in /britfeel/. None of them have any impact, they are a drop in the ocean. With this trip I can at least spearhead an anti-trip campaign. The only reason this trip came into being was because of tripfags

see now, this just seems like a farce

>>38835664
>>38835559
>>38835975
I'm not a yank I just use a proxy try this version removed sound

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9Oy4JFB1No

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thinks the anti trip coup is about getting rid of them WRONG! it's about starving them of (you)'s

>>38836072
It works for me too lad and I'm as British as the scary rottweiler tied up outside the co-op

>>38836118
Nice one lad, that works. That bitch is thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal, god damn

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>>38836171
I wish lad, but I've played this waiting game for what seems like ages and have lost my patience, it just never stops. Might as well try tackling them head-on

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thanks for the (you) lassie

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>>38836073
>anti-tripfag posting as a tripfag supported by another tripfag
Really making me think here lads

@38836244
You do realize that we'll just see you as another tripfag right?

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We should just all stay anon far more comfy.

>>38836118
Vid had 5 views, didn't you upload it yourself?

You butchered the quality, look at the quality of this shit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTQ1c-uXJuw pixels and talent-wise.

Wish I could dance.

Who cares

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>>38836346
Agreed. Every time a tripfag posts, one Apu cries. There are dozens of Apus crying this very second.

What you lads doing up? I said I was off to bed an hour ago but that hasn't worked out

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>made a bunch of mates (about four) over an online video game
>have known them for years
>really close
>the game shut down but a year later we're still talking every day in a discord server
>all of a sudden this guy who was never really in the core group starts coming online all the time
>he's a huge normie and knows that everyone else is khv
>he won't stop posting about his normie life (pic related) and keeps shilling meme advice (xdxd just go outside bro)
>I get absolutely fed up
>set myself to invisible and haven't said anything in the server for almost a month
Why do normies always have to ruin everything?

I know you'll say that my first mistake was using discord but it was a closed server and honestly before this guy showed up everything was absolutely fine

>>38836412
This the australian guy?
Anyway grow some balls and tell the other guys you want him kicked. If they won't kick him then leave

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>>38836333
Don't care mate, I don't care about this trip's reputation because I post anon. All I want is for tripfags to stop it. Constantly complaining about them whilst anon has shown itself to accomplish nothing, maybe this will be more effective, I don't know

>>38836380
I dunno man I'm on xanax and also retarded I dont know why I'm doing any of this shit desu

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>>38836402
Am listening to jim and sam radio/podcast while posting on /britfeel/ and /britpol/ feeling tried even though i have been alseep all day 2pm to 1am
might have a cheeky wank then a fag and a cuppa.

>>38836437
Not the australian guy

I'm very meek and always back down from a confrontation. I'd rather just leave the server because starting shit feels so unnatural for me. Plus he's been in the server for a few months now and the other guys probably would take his side

>>38836458
Why not just slag off trips anonymously?

>>38835756
Please someone tell me how to edit the OP, I've got great ideas

>>38836412
If its just online mates why not just ban him lel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTtR3MpXnhk - fave vid so far btw

>>38836490
Whatever

@38836458
>complains about tripfags when anon
>creates a trip to complain about tripfags on
>thinks this will somehow be any different
>doesn't realize the solution is to not talk to them and not feed them (You)s

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>>38836502
We've been doing that since /britfeel/ started and it hasn't worked

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>>38836502
this become one of us you can avatarfag still also is tomoko chan at sikh fembot

>>38836525
>fav video is boys dancing
ah I see

>>38836525
>If its just online mates why not just ban him lel?
I'm not the server mod

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We've been doing that since /britfeel/ started and it hasn't worked
no we havent also just dont reply to them if you starve them of (you)'s they will get bored and tripfag elsewhere

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>>38836496
Sounds proper comfy mate. Would you recommend that podcast? Was watching Norm Macdonald's new one earlier, pretty gud

NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW. You nibbas sleepy?

>>38836548
Haha there's girls dancing in it too. They take it in turns to do diff dances.

Any of you guys oldfag enough to recognise this guy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iyPNW4Bvc4

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>>38836602
norm's stand up is good dont really like his podcast and yes i would but O and A was better
old clips Opie and anthony with vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU3cy4tPMb4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCZevpfEK5k
not a show anymore anthony got fired

jim and sam latest show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aJ9Zy6cRpA

>>38836649
Yes I'm very sleepy Chris. I'm sat in bed with my laptop and slowly dozing off. Goodnight from me lads

Who is that guy btw? Never heard of him

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>>38836597
>no we havent
I have and presumably you have too
>just dont reply to them if you starve them of (you)'s they will get bored and tripfag elsewhere
You're deluded if you think that will happen. It would take a concerted effort by everyone to ignore them, but people still give them (You)s. One or two lads ignoring them means nothing to them

>>38836527
This is more valuable than a (You). Trips will see your efforts at avoiding giving them attention, see you've put in more effort to do so and enjoy it even more.

Hey guys I've been posting here for awhile and decided to use a trip.

I'm a pretty interesting guy with a lot to say so I figured you would all appreciate it.

>>38836703
That's fair, haven't seen much of his stand-up, more podcast and interviews and such.
I've been meaning to watch Opie & Anthony cheers, I've heard shit went down with both of them. Something about trannies and filming a fat guy taking a shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX1SojKfgNI

I don't usually stay up this late, what's going on? Thought it'd be all comfy with the wagies and normies gone but it's even worse. Think I'll be filtering all the tripfags desu. Also word of advice: install 4chan x so that you can have all the replies to tripfags filtered as well

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Be a defeatist faggot tomoko chan
bet your ebin or tilde falsefagging anyway.

>>38836870
You should leave me unfiltered, friend. I have some pretty deep thoughts and wise observations.

Name a better sketch. I dare you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0C59pI_ypQ

>>38836825
I love how certain trips have been really prevelant here and you never spoke out against them. Then now I start to trip for like, one night, and you get all uppity and are suddenly a mascot of the anti-trip cause.

>>38836841
Made me laugh mate

>>38836870
Literally nothing is happening. All conversation has stopped and I think it's my fault BibleThump (except some norm mcdonald shit)

Post a cuter video. I dare you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-6l-905zD0

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>>38836846
No at was how opie show ended anthony got fired for racist tweets also watch them clips the black helicopter guy is basically a living apu I kek'd hard when i 1st watched it
and the independence day thing is funny as fuck

>shitty mood
>"10 things that alleviate a shitty mood"
>don't feel like doing them because of shitty mood
can't even sleep right now, fuck everything

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>>38836902
>>38836841
a tripfag caught samefagging again bigging himself up gas urself

>>38836965
who /really tired but choosing to stay awake for no reason/ here?

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>>38836965
watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg-OEEebvk8
i keked hard

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>>38836966
One is someone joking about me, the other is me. You done gone dumbed my man

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>>38836989
me fsfsfsdfdfsdfs

Got a can of monster on the go lads dont even care what time it is haha

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>>38836941
Watching the heli one now, nigga looks like pikachu
Looking up the drama, all I saw was this tweet but I think that's what got him banned from twitter. SOunds pretty based

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>>38837020
Think I'm finally off now. Best of luck late night friend

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>>38836825
>>38836527

derp

orginalisaucceudesu

Why is a side effect of an antidepressant an INCREASE in suicidal thoughts? Isn't that the opposite of what it's meant to do?

talk to me please, i'm so lonely.it's almost 5 am and my only friend is intentionally ignoring me

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>>38837067
kek didnt know this thought it was about opie taking video of his co worker rolan taking a shit
play the start for a funny meme vid on it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXdZKQ7Siw0

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>>38837132
Hello lad what's up?

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>>38837123
Don't ask questions, now be a good goyim and take your meds!

>>38837155
i'm not great, i'm very upset at the monet. how are you friends?

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>>38837123
because are antidepressant bullshit working out and talking to people is better but you cant make shekels on at
>>38837132
whats up anon
>>38837102
night night

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>>38837176
>i'm very upset at the monet
Aw how come? I'm doing alright not much going on right now which is comfy.

>>38835397
Eirefag here. Why is Britain such a dystopian nightmare?

>>38837132
Yo forget about that faggot/cunny dude, how's life?

>>38837197
>>38837225
the friend keeps opening my messages but ignoring me. he knpws he is the only real person i speak to regulary, he is hurting me.

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haven't decided whether I should stay up and fix sleeping schedule or go to bed and wakeup and 2 o clock

>>38837232
empty anon, it's empty. I spend hours staring at nothing because i am nothing

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>>38837228
1984 some people thought it was a good idea

>>38837228
Good question. Probably something to do with money

>>38837239
It's 5am maybe he's just tired or doesnt know what to say.

>>38837239
You sound like a child. Grow a pair and rely on no one but yourself

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>>38837263
I'm too tired to stay up but I don't want to start waking up in the afternoon. Might put an alarm on but I'll just turn it off
Wat do

>>38837278
>>38837279
i know but i offended him yesterday because I was having an episode. and no he is usually up at this time

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>>38837263
stay up till 7 and we can be schedule buddies
>>38837239
sounds like a shit friendo this on discord

>>38837000
Thanks for posting lad, didnt expect it to be that funny

Also nice Kevs x

>>38837270
Sounds like you need some comedy. You into milliondollarextreme? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PjaKZHueP8 might be a good place to start

>>38837309
no he is a normie, its on snapchat.

>>38837303
If you keep badgering him and sending messages it'll probably just annoy him. Just go to sleep or do something else.

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lads i need help i cant fucking sleep, im gonna ask a girl out i know for the first time today my bloody ticker wont steady its beat.

im fucking 23, this is pathetic. Any advice to help me calm down?

Also have a 13 hour shift tomorrow doing hard labour, i'v fully bolloked myself.

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>>38837314
np laddo you going back to bed also fuck da fire department

>>38837315
comedy isn't funny to me anymore. other than slight chuckle here and there but that is mainly from relizing that a joke should be funny rather than finding it funny

How strong are your >tfw no gf feels right now lads?

>>38837315
i only send 2 messages, he responded once, i was lonely before and i'm lonely after. i don't really care about that now to be honest. given up on that normie trash

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>>38837326
when do you start
>>38837319
he is normie you arent never ends well

>>38837315
Good comedy always helps me get out of a slump, if only temporarily

What's your favourite MDE vid Chris? This is one of mine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d47Jibt-EOE#t=13m13s

>>38837369
Two hours until my first job, then i have deliveroo job, then going into central london for an 8 hours shift. all in all its 13 hours.

>>38837369
correction he is a failed normie, i was only his friend so he felt better about himself. fuck him to be honest.

>>38837326
im this poster
>>38837348
its too strong m8 i cant handle it anymore, im gonna make the leap!

not to be racist or anything, but asian people KYEAARRRHGHG

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can't take it anymore, gonna do 10 minutes of lifting and pullups then off to bed, will try and wake up early so I'll be in bed early later today

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>>38837407
Good luck mate lending you my energy

Oh shit its starting to get light outside yo

>>38837432
Cheers mate, heart might fail before the attempt tho.

>>38837383
Aw man that's a brilliant one, nice and long and full of good pisstaking. I have no idea what my favourite one is but murder charls has a good place in my heart. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoJDrbWtma4 world peace was fucking amazing though

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>>38837389
coffee and cocaine know anyone who sells speed aswell
>>38837392
yep fuck him were u at in the uk
>>38837413
apu anon here go for a cheeky wank am about to always works for me
or just stay up

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>bought fake currency in a video game for real money

what have I done lads

>>38837342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TnKpawaRY4
you sent me down a rabbit hole lad
How does the time pass so quickly, I swear it was 4am a few minutes ago. Anway goodnight lad

>>38837499
You've passed the point of no return now m8

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>>38837508
time flys when ur having bum you said goodnight like 3 times now see a (you) in the next reply
>>38837499
wasted money ts wat

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>drinking garlic dip straight from the pot
is this a new low for humanity?

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Is it, dare I say it, REAL STIENER HOURS

britain, mate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX0zS6BZiQg

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>>38837438
Comfiest hours

>>38837472
Saved desu, thanks. There's actually loads of vids I haven't seen. This one is hilarious too but I actually felt bad for the guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SMX21w8J4Y

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lads lets watch the sunrise together no homo

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>>38837631
Post your sunrises lads, pretty lackluster here and also very cold for the middle of August

>>38837612
Hahah yeah the retard conspiracy guise. Good series.

In other news: my dance coreography video-chain has gone crazy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zma1uKAWrjA RIP Chester

>>38837631
Not gay at all, think I missed it tbqwy

Got a few films on the pc I ain't watched yet, might watch one then get a few hours kip

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>>38837713
cant see it too many buildings in the way also you guys took to long i am wanking now

>>38837725
>RIP Chester

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFj2jKnFM0g

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Going to buy two energy drinks at my local 24/7, hope I don't get mugged lads.

last day of DNP was yesterday
jesus christ I feel like death, never again
seen some unbelievable progress though, beat my expectations tenfold

>>38838011
>unbelievable progress
pics

>>38837988

That is the location some paki tried to kidnap someone a few weeks ago according to some spam on Pol

>East Sheffield
>Not getting mugged

Good luck

>>38837988
google maps is stronk

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M-morning lads.

Wageslavery soon. I am so tired, cannot be bothered with today desu

>>38838180
Take off your trip you bullemic vomit gargler

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finished wank lads feel ashamed busted to something pretty degen had more wholesome porn bookmarked why didnt i just fap to at

>>38838203
lad remember >>38835495

morning rain
comfy, but I wanted to walk to the shop at 7
arguably ree

>>38838250
>something pretty degen
dare I ask?

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>>38838303
rather you didnt it was gay but not because i am gay but rather at its naughty and taboo and i felt so naughty doing it

>>38838368
> it was gay but not because i am gay
I believe you anon. This is a non-judgemental thread (at this hour anyway)

>Being up at this ungodly hour

I'm pretty much always such a good sleeper, but barely managed 4.5 hours last night

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>>38838454
really wish this board wasnt infested with traps and trap lovers
they are truly the gatway to faggotry

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Alizee to start the day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oam19Ja3RmU

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>>38837988
safely made it back lads

camera's a bit shit though

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>>38838557

*tips*

good taste anon

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Start the day with morning exercises

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXjM37jmBK0

>>38838645

This is a rare Alizee, thank you anon.

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>>38838655

nah ur alrite lad

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Just doing a little test lads

>>38838614
get any scratch cards
>>38838645
who the fuck is she

>>38838709

The lottery is a mugs game IMO.

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gonna try one of these today
will be back with a full review (I'll try to keep it under 500 words)

>>38838709
>who the fuck is she

Frances best female singer

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Wank anon here just realized the whole time i was wanking i had forgot to cover my in built webcam i always remember.

>>38838180

I also am tired. However I think I'll engage an audiobook and go back to sleep.

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>>38838699
Can make webms now lads.

>>38838520

Nothing gateway about it my mollusc chum.
Full blown, colon full of loving semen bum-love is involved.

Isnt that lovely?

>>38838856
noice cool webm dont really see a use for it but it's kino am too dumb to make webm's but have idea's for cool webm's

>>38838738
>Frances best female singer

B, B, But that's not Jain!

>>38838877
come anon you know what i mean there are levels of faggotry like sucking dick is gayer than getting ur dicked sucked

some cunt put multiple bags in my garbage can
almost didn't have enough space for my own stuff

>>38838938

Fuck off you spam cunt.

>>38838960
>spam cunt
the fuck are you talking about

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>>38838938
get a sneaky motion cam also i can hear the garbage truck collecting the bins

>>38838982

This is Britfeel. There is go garbage here. Nor trucks if we're being pedantic.

Fuck off back to some Burger land thread you lard dripping, genocidal fucktard.

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>>38839020

Can't blame them for wanting to try and sneak in, with the absolute state of the rest of the board

>losing weight rapidly for 12 months
>getting really fucking hard lately
>check out some of the resources online
>"male caloric needs per day: 2,500)"
>I thought it was 2000
>2000 is for women
>been eating 1200-1500 a day for the past year
whoops lol
no wonder I've been so fucking hungry

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>>38839020
>>38839043
[/spoiler] no american wtf do call the large noisy things at collect the bins [/spoiler]

>>38839113

Fuck off Burgermuncher.

>>38839099
I've been pretty much eating 500 calories a day give or take, save for the occasional snack or fast food.

But then again I'm a hikki so I guess I don't burn shit as I'm still a fat fuck, but oh well eating is a hassle.

>>38839196
>hikki

In English we say mollusc.

>>38839099
2500? You're probably looking at some yank website. It's 2000 for men and 1800 for women

>paki neighbours

>found out my girlfriend sort of cheated on me while in Canada
>we were on a break, but i still thought of ourselves as pretty commited to each other
>passed up the opportunity to hook up with girls i'm interested in because i was commited
>she didn't think of commitment when away from me

and she told it to me only now so i told her this is it. Where do i go now?

>>38839256
>we were on a break

So you agreed you could sleep with other people while you were apart, and are complaining because she took that opportunity and you didn't?

Are you retarded?

>>38839248

Allah guide you brother.

>>38839113

Bin Lorry? Anything but 'garbage truck', even refuse HGV would be better than that.

>>38839256
Girl wants a break while she goes to a different country.
Mate you're a fucking goon. What did you think was gonna happen. Not her fault you didn't take advantage.
Who initiated the break?

>>38839272
>Are you retarded

No, cucked.
Literally for once.

>>38839272
I really though she wasn't going to do anything, because she SAID she loved me countless times and we were in a relationship for 2 years, we were pretty close.

>>38839303
You agreed to this in advance. Why are you now upset? Why can't you stay committed to each other, like you agreed beforehand?

>>38839272

>Being this much of a cuckold
>Girlfriend went to canada (short trip for a burger)

This is an absolutely confirmed burger, first 'garbage truck' now stories about how his gf was cucked by trudeau

>>38839322
You were in a break. The relationship couldn't have been that fucking strong.
>Been with my wife for 6 years. Never had a break once.

>>38839328

I'm not Cucky McCuck Face!
Just pointing out his woman loves the cock.

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>when you convince your bf you should go on a break

People still think break means anything other than I want to sleep with other people or 'we:re not good together.' if you have to go on a break it's not a healthy relationship to start with. It will be good for a few months after but will go to shit again.

>>38839293
bin lorry sounds retarded

>>38839396

Not as retarded as 'pants' for trousers

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some faggot made a thread about how /britfeel/ is retarded than /r9k/ now all the yanks are flooding in thanks twat

>>38835397
>wake up in good mood
>watch anime
>go to sleep feeling like shit wishing my life was like the anime
>repeat
High School/coming of age stories fuck me up the most. I need to break this cycle lads

>>38839394
i really didn't think i had it coming, i mean, it's safe to say i'm better looking than her and that i'm socially very well regarded, much better than. It was amateurish on my part and now i know better hopefully

>>38839396
I just say 'the bin men'.
Even if referring to the noise of the truck. 'the bin men' woke me up.
Everyone knows you meant the truck not the guy himself.

>>38839438
You were on a fucking break. Jesus Christ lad.
Why were you on a break and who initiated it?

>>38839405
Nah bin lorry sounds more retarded than garbage truck and calling pants trousers doesn't seem at bad we use both.

He doesn't say bucket men.
>Southerners out.

>>38839247
that's what I thought originally
dunno where I read it but I was sure of it

can you help me out? my stats:
>27
>6' 1
>10st 1
>16.6% bf (on shitty electric scales)

>>38839473
Of course it does. You're American and use to garbage truck ye bufty.

>>38839473

I'd rather have a silly name for the vehicle that collects rubbish, than have my gf fucked by some canadian

>>38839473

Fuck off you septic cunt.

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>>38839504
>>38839514
>>38839548
i should use american words more often

>>38839629
You should fuck off out of a Brit thread you utter spastic of a burger.

>>38839629

If your intention is to appear a wanker, certainly.

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Anyone seen these Alison Brie leaks?

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>>38839641
watch it laddy i might report you to hate crime police we all know much your goverment sucks off mine
>>38839643
oh a yank is here better act like so british tough guy

>>38839754

Looking forward to Saint Skyscraper's Day Bubba?

>Hot Doritos and Cool Chive Dip
or
>Cool Doritos and Hot Salsa Dip
?

>>38839732

Not the kind of Brie I like lad

>>38839732
they look un-originally fake

>>38839806

Salt crackers and hummus please.

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>>38839812
>they look un-originally fake
dont ruin this for me lad

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Tick tock wagie. You better not be late because you're having breakfast.

>>38839843
Too symmetrical , and for that size the nipples should be facing a more southernly direction

She has implants. Nice ones mind you, but implants nontheless

>>38839875

I'm torn between going back to sleep and getting up for brekkers.

She who must be obeyed is bogging off to some market somewhere so brekky in bed is out.

>>38839843
this just shows how vain and vapid actor roasties are there any of her cunt

>>38839949

Hush now, young mollusc that's very colourful language for this early hour.

It's Saturday Eve lads!

>>38840036

Not that drastically exciting when one is not a minion of Mr. Sheckleberg.

>>38840072
don't be mean lad not all of us got to stay neet :(

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>>38840072
Yes anon without the wagie's no neetbucaro's.

>>38835397
I still haven't opened one of these and there's a new one more days than their hasn't been for about a year or two. Is the brit feel guy another anon of what's going on ? It's not a bartender type is it ? I hope not that was rough. Just asking.

>>38840151

I'm unconcerned about such mundane matters.
The price I pay is missing out on the excitement of weekends.

>>38840188
This is a British thread for British people and their feels.

>>38840188

Interesting post, it's like English.... But not.

>>38840242
I had a buttered croissant for breakfast, I'm feeling quite continental today.
Can I still post?

>>38840260
>croissant
>continental
maybe they'll be a eurofeel later

>>38840260

You buttered it, so you're still Brit.

morning gents. going home today. last night we had to write a compliment on a piece of paper about each person in the team and i can tell for damn sure most of them are fake or that they didn't know what to put, the bastards, but i'm used to it anyway

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Morning lads, feeling comfy today?
I'm eating some leftover pizza, going to workout after that.
Pretty excited to have a spliff later on, managed to go the whole week without smoking anything, feels good to only do it once a week, hopefully I can keep it under control.

>mfw normies are getting ready for work right now

>>38840333

"Anon does not smell too much for a lass that's taken a dicking in the disabled loos"

>>38840334
I spent all wednesday eating and all yesterday asleep
ready for death

poleaboo actually got locked? anyone know for sure?

might make some eggy bread today

>>38840412
Nah he didn't he posted on one of his trips last night.
It was adjourned until October.

Who is /russian/ here?
Why isnt it original?

>>38840444
Cheers lad, cool trips.
Personally it'd do my head in having it constantly pushed back, but (s)he's probably happy about that.

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Feeling very depressed right now, how is everyone else doing lads?

>>38840531
put your feels in a rubiks cube and solve them

>>38840545
I just bought one, hopefully it arrives soon.

>>38840531
have a bit of atkinson as a temporary sticking plaster.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppVpdsClN80

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>>38840531
>how is everyone else doing lads?
Feel sleepy. Again. What's wrong laddo?

>>38840610
I was texting a girl I like, and she mentions that she's been texting another guy who she thought was my friend, I knew the guy in secondary school but never talked to him, our text message history is me drunk texting him one time because I met the girl, and he said he wanted to get with her. This makes me feel that he snaked me by showing texts, and spun it as us being friends, which we are not.
So that feels great. Got to find a new thot now.

>>38840635
Why not tell her you like her? Not right now mind, noone wants to hear that at 9am.

>>38840680
Bad idea, only met her in spoons once, and she's been on holiday since, back today mind. Tried setting up a first date but she said she doesn't think we know each other well enough for that, I thought that's why you go on a first date but nevermind. I'n just a tad confused lad. Especially since the texts used to start / end with xx's and emoji's and now it's flat. Kind of sucks.

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>>38840531
>>38840545
turn at frown upside down bucko

could go for a dicking in the disabled loos now tbvh

>>38840702

Let me end your confusion my young mollusc amigo.

She's not interested.

Carry on.

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My internet is so shit that porn won't even load I'm fucking raging lads.

>>38840762
That's why you have a stash downloaded mate.

>>38840774
I used to but it was all deleted when I started nofap. Dumbest idea ever.

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>>38840762
mfw i bust a nut with my imagination

>>38840831
I just did the same mate. Shame I couldn't get the porn working though.

think i've learnt over these last two weeks that 5 day no fap at a time is more healthy for me while restricting my masturbation to the weekends

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>>38840903
noice do tell was over your crush or waifu or ay sexy highschool teacher you had

>>38835397
Why is the Paki always so smug

>tfw these wounds they will not heal

>>38840943
thought about doing this to try and stop fapping over degen stuff
no fap then wank over wholesome stuff

>>38840969
Yeah hanging is pretty permanent

>tfw i'm the lord of the game

have not wanked regularly since december
I could probably crack one out in 10 seconds if I was so inclined
alas, I am not

>>38840969
>TFW you will never be 13 hanging with your mate listening to Linkin Park or Slipknot.

Nearly 40 days sober.

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>>38840950
Over here we say secondary yank

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>>38841027
>Nearly 40 days sober.
Well done lad

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>>38841028
i know but just got up couldnt spell it so i said highschool

>>38841048
Thanks m8 the occasional (You)s make it worthwhile. Of course there are easier ways to harvest them but it keeps me going. Every day I don't drink brings me one step closer to battling Sexy Kev. Monday I start running and lifting again.

>>38841053
Dianne Abbott's taken a turn for the worse mate.

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>>38841140
ats paul abbot and you should see transbean

>>38841028
In Scotland and up north we say highschool.

Bit of a slow thread then lads. Anyone got anything we can do?

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>>38841420
yep play guess who

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>>38841420
It's slow because nobody is awake yet you mong

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The Rubik's Cube I ordered is out for delivery. Quite looking forward to speed cubing though I will likely be bad at it desu

Not sure if I should buy eye liner today or not too

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I'm retarded.
Just had to say it.

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dont speak to it lads

>>38841452
I didn't say otherwise, don't resort to ad hominem it's britfeel not britrude

good morning tilde

>the /cric/ starts in less than an hour
buzzing

>>38841551
Hiya lad, you doing alright today? Getting up to much?

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eggy bread was a good call
just wish this ulcer on my tongue was gone

>>38841583
already posted >>38840333

organism

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>>38841551
wtf anon stop speaking to attention whore tripfags

morning lads, can I get a (you) because it's my birthday today

the anticomfy mongs have arrived
>>38841648
happy birthday lad

>>38841648
>>38841648
>>38841648
>>38841648
>>38841648
sure anon since ur not a tripfag have 5 how old r u

>>38841648
Hi fren happy birthday

Finally decided to clean my flat because it was literally starting to attract flies

>>38841667
I'm 23 originally

Decided to eradicate the mould

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good morning Iads

>>38841813
same anon what u going to do for ur bday

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>>38841829
good morning mummy just made me pancakes

>>38841798
I could do with cleaning this damn room but I cba

>>38841854
no plans for today, might go pick up some beer in a bit. I have a gig tomorrow and we are going out to celebrate my birthday once we're done

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The core of 'comeback august' will be Ebin learning to solve a Rubik's cube and developing a new hobby that he can enjoy and focus a lot of energy on, speedcubing.

There will be a lot of frustration as he initially learns to solve it, but on August 13th he will get he first successful solve. He'll progress moderately but fail to get within reach of a sub-60 solve. He'ls be hovering around the 80-90 second mark throughout the last week of august. At 1pm on August 31st he'll set a new personal best time of 1:04, but he still won't have broken the minute barrier.

The climax of comeback august, with be at 23:59:00 on August 31st as he prepares for his final solve of the month, this one livestreamed. He'll start the timer, solve the cube and slam down stopping the timer at 23:59:58 pm, finally breaking the sub minute barrier to a roaring crowd of fans.

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>>38841864
sounds comfy lad

>lifes smug at the top

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>39% of Chinese women in the UK marry white men.

>>38840968

Because his path is lit by Allah, oh my brother.

>>38841929

Integration in action.

>>38841918
haha well meme'd
>>38841882
a gig you in a band

>>38841929

I thought it was higher than that, in terms of relationships, its 60% for black women

>>38841955
yeah, I play bass in a band

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love the fact some tripfag is a anon but still a tripfag no one cares about ebin and his rubik's cube tilde

>>38841969
Our chinese racemix less than the yank ones.

In the US, asian women and white men is the largest interracial marriage stat.

>>38841973
Sounds like your a normie in a band has friends is going out for a pint etc why you here fishing for (you)'s.

>>38841994

At least 3 people in this thread (probably a lot more) care about Ebin and his Rubik's cube

>>38841994
t. 0comfy loser

Guys I need a new hobby. I want to stop playing video games and I want to be a better person. What hobby should I choose / do? Video games don't excite me anymore, the only enjoyment I get from it is when I play it for a short amount of time (1 to 2 hours a day) and I'm with friends.
Help me out lads.

>>38842011
I was here before I joined the band

>Tilde, you shouldn't post with your tripcode you tripfag!!!!

>Tilde, we know it's you posting without your trip, you're not fooling us!!!!

What did he mean with these mental acrobatics?

>>38842051
that tilde should stop posting

>>38842051
>/britfeel is one person

>>38842011

Becaue this is a "normie" thread my small friend with a shell.

Although molluscs have always been welcome.

How's it going today Tilde? Demoted again. Expert now. Partly because I can't use my right hand properly. Stress siezes it up. Can't grip. Keep botching throws because I can't press two buttons at once.

>>38842061

There are times when it's evident that there are fewer people here than is immediate.

very easy way to spot a newfag is that they don't close board names properly because they are usually ex-redditors used to /r/shite
newfag: /r9k
correct: /r9k/

>>38842086

That's also a reasonably sound method of spotting those not afflicted by OCD or occupying a place on the autistic spectrum.

These moped gangs are starting to become a real problem now.
Would be almost cool if they weren't all pakis.
>ywn be a mod/rocker fighting at Brighton beach

>>38842086

Literally never seen someone do that, nice headcanon.

>>38842104

why would they say '/britfeel/ then rather than just 'britfeel'